just someone that should be an adult by now

Jules/Forest, fucking 32 omg, they/she/any, town with the goth church

[letsgetusaghostfriend]

Since this is the first fandom I am writing fanfics for again, I made my old side blog into my new jatp blog.

My first ff will hopefully be posted soon, also if anyone followed @letsgetoutofspace for anything jatp you can follow this one instead (I’m not going to delete any old stuff, but new stuff will be only jatp related) and on my main blog I literally post any and everything so.. Will be posting less jatp there now, so feel free to unfollow, seriously no hard feelings!

[letsgetoutofspace]

hey everyone. I will be posting way less jatp here now bc I have blog just about that now, if you rather follow that instead that is totally alright, you can ofc follow both! I just kept my old stuff and the stuff my younger cousin once posted there (all that andi mack stuff lol). (for my dyslexic friends: lets get us a ghost friend is the url, idk why I don’t use - )

[letsgetoutofspace]

feeling like a bad friend because I'm jealous that they feel the most save in front of their parents meanwhile my meltdowns are still with my hand over my mouth even while living alone because nothing was worse then someone finding me mid meltdown and telling me I'm overreacting and manipulative. sure that's why I hid... to manipulate...

[anxietyproblem]

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[aimportantdragoncollector]

"The one who committed murder on August 15, 1999" and "the one who saw it and never said a word."

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (67/?) you're never safe.

[lightwolf]

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

[lightwolf]

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

[mmedemerteuil]

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

[kedreeva]

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[penandinkprincess]

okay but the scene of shane and hayden in the hotel room in which hayden is REPEATEDLY just trying to go, "yeah man, go have fun. I do not care." combined with the "is hayden your mother?" scene later on has me CACKLING imagining part of ilya's dislike of hayden coming from the impression that he's controlling of what shane does whEN NO, ACTUALLY

YEAH HE WOULD HAVE QUALMS ABOUT*WHO* HE WAS GOING TO SEE IF HE KNEW, BUT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY CARE WHAT SHANE IS DOING

SHANE IS THE ONE WHO OFFERS A FULL REPORT AND ASSIGNS HIMSELF A CURFEW WITH NO PROMPTING

[penandinkprincess]

GOD the idea of bb shane having a habit of tattling on himself because A. he wants to make sure mom and dad are up to date with everything he did all day B. does genuinely want to be Good Boy and will just own up C. doesn't always realize what he did is or isn't "bad" ("i told christy at school today that her dress looks like boogers" "oh, honey, why would you say that?" "??? because her dress looks like boogers??")

and the idea of yuna and david having flashbacks to bb shane tattling on himself when he's standing in front of them with ilya

and it also making it hit even harder for yuna when she's processing because her baby who has always seemingly fessed up to EVERYTHING immediately didn't feel like he could tell her this??? for YEARS???

[penandinkprincess]

oh MAN ilya always play-grumbling about shane not being able to not tell his parents anything but ALSO correcting him if he's wrong on his tattling details

as seen in

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[letsgetoutofspace]

shoutout to the 3 authors (I like) who mainly write f/m but don't make it feel like the straightest thing ever: Sarah Beth Durst, Joya Goffney & Leah Melcher

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[abortionado]

Every time you try to talk to a man about misogyny he’s like “well what about the terrible things men do to each other because they hate women so much? Huh? What’s feminism going to do about that???”

[depsidase]

[boonbucks-city-beach]

TMA is the JJBA of podcasts simply because you can say literally anything and not spoil shit cuz these episodes are that wild

For example:

Dude gets kidnapped and made fun of for being crusty so his kidnappers buy him lotion

Guy gets harassed by the ghost of SCP 035

Giant man eating pig loves (1) one human, much to the human’s confusion and fear

Meat related PTSD

[the-magnus-archives-wiki]

the sky straight up eats a dude

even clown cultists gotta pay taxes

[snakewife]

the most terrifying thing about being a teacher is the students

if you keep finding really good deals on eBay, isn’t it a crime not to buy them?

man joins new gym after old gym’s members not supportive enough, later runs away after new gym’s members are too supportive

[great-distractions-deactivated2]

- that coffee ad is mocking my insomnia

[pensivespacepirate]

computer eating asmr 17 hours

help I’m in a box and i can’t get out

built a dark sun by making physics look the other way

[perpetuallyperceiving]

Man keeps seeking out a soldier after he respawns so he can die in front of the soldier once again

A ringmaster takes up a part time job as a window display

Man is having trouble getting a good night’s sleep so he hijacks a scientific expedition on the ocean

[raptortooth]

You attempt to murder your boss and he criticizes your technique and tells you to do better

Your employee review consists entirely of all the reasons your mother hates you 

Your new boss calls you to a one-on-one meeting specifically so he can not show up to said meeting

A giant, heroin-dealing spider.

[justtowatchitglow]

your dead husband asks you to eat him

the suburbs are actually just Hell

a picture book kills your childhood bully

local alley-dwelling monster that skins people asks you for a cigarette

estate agent eaten by house

[avatarofthebeholding]

• coffin sings in the rain

• sculpting class leads to unintentional murder

• lightning-shaped monster gets trapped in a book

• man describes his relationship with the literal apocalypse as “complicated”

• man tells a mannequin it doesn’t sound Russian

• monster compares itself to a melody

• elderly woman flings an astronaut’s corpse into a pit to stop the apocalypse

• elderly woman blows up a gnostic church to stop the apocalypse

• monster goes shopping for a bouquet of flowers

• man briefly uses a coffin as a table

• fractals are evil

• police officer willingly gives evidence to a potential murder suspect

• homeless guy kills vampires

[mossy-moth-deactivated20240607]

Don’t watch people through their windows, they will start eating paper and they will die

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY HOW THE FUCK HAVE NONE OF YOU MENTIONED “THANK GOD WE FOUND THE GILFS SECRET STASH OF C4 SO WE CAN FINALLY KILL THE EVIL CLOWNS THAT STOLE MY BROTHERS SKIN”

[lunagalemaster]

Mosquitoes develop all the diseases. Literally all of them. We don’t know how and I think they’re about to eat us. Help. 

“You know murder club wasn’t intended to be literal”

“My girlfriend turned out to be the fire messiah” “that’s rough buddy”

Funky hunters fail to start their apocalypse because they literally don’t want to stop hunting

Actual famous astronomer Edmond Halley is the head of a darkness cult and has been body swapping for several years now 

“I insulted my intern’s architecture work because it was bad and now I think he’s going to kill me”

“Sir, my patient has eyes in him and I know it’s your fault, so in the most polite way possible, fuck you” 

Ribs can be exchanged for good and services 

[drmazel]

(the casting in tma is so fucking funny like I'm really trying to imagine these conversations)

Jonny Sims: Okay, Alex, yes you, my coworker and good friend, the person who brought me on to rusty quill to do this show because you liked my idea. Would you like to be in my show.

Alexander J Newall: I mean I kind of assumed I would, who will I be?

Jonny Sims: My boyfriend. Now, I need to find someone to play my ex-girlfriend that I parted with on bad terms and is very angry at me at the end of season 4. Hmmmmm....... Oh I got it! Oh my darling wife! My darling wife that I love, would you like to be in my show??

[tweetsongs]

it’s even funnier when you think about jonmartin not being considered as a mutual canonical thing until later on, so it’s more like:

jonny: so alex, you’re going to be playing my subordinate, who has an unrequited crush on me, sounds good?

alex: not the weirdest pitch i’ve gotten

*an unspecified amount of time later*

jonny: i think this isn’t working out, we might have to tweak some things

alex: like what?

jonny: i think i’m going to fall deeply in love with you

[vaguely-here-deactivated2020073]

Jonny: Mum, I've got the PERFECT role for you, wanna play a badass, morally ambiguous granny who blows up eldritch rituals?

Also Jonny: Dad I can you voice an old guy who basically lives in the basement? He'll get brutally beaten to death with a pipe.

[badgerhat]

And all of your names will be in the show, but not as any of the characters you're playing

[thevoidcannotbefilled]

With the interview:

Jonny: Okay so theres the Archivist-

Alex: And he needs someone he HATES.

Jonny: Alright sounds good.

Alex: And I think I should play him.

Jonny:

Alex:

Jonny: .....and then they fall in love?

Alex: and then they fall in love.

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (14/?) hockey twt (mostly shane hollander updates) vs lily

bonus:

[thememedaddy]

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point