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Puppies and Babies
Prompt: WHere did all these puppies come from featuring batmom, and damian
Requested by: ANON
Fandom: Batman
Pairing: Bruce x reader
“Where did all these puppies come from?”
You wince at the sound of your husband’s voice, and glance over at your youngest son. He has determination in his eyes, and mouths the words, “Stay strong, Mother.”
“Y/N!”
Standing up you slip out of the room to find your husband waiting for you, a puppy in each arm, wiggling, and licking anything they can reach. And then there’s the one sitting in between his feet. It ruins the stern facade he’s attempting to put on. “Hello dear, welcome home.”
He’s still dressed in his under armor, and sporting more than a few bruises. “Why are there so many puppies here?”
You shift from one foot to another, “Well you see, there was this box outside the grocery store, and it was cold, and they were so little, and you were in space, which means you weren’t accessible so I made an executive decision.”
He raises an eyebrow, “To adopt three puppies.”
Little barks from the door behind you have his eyes narrowing, “There are more than three puppies, aren’t there?”
You wince, as Damian steps out. He nods at Bruce and says, “Father.”
Bruce groans, “I should have known you were involved.”
Damian nods, “Yes, I thought it would be good practice.”
Bruce sighs, and your own brow furrows, “Excuse me?”
“For when mother has a baby.”
Your eyes grow wide, and Bruce sputters, and the two of you say, “Excuse me?”
“I’ve decided I’d like one to two younger siblings. The puppies are here to get you used to dividing your time evenly, cleaning up after small things with no control, and loving all of your children equally. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m due for patrol.”
Bruce waits till he’s gone to ask, “Are you?”
“No!”
There’s a moment of silence before he says, “I wouldn’t mind having a baby.”
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astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!
and the moon loves you and watches over you every night! run n tell that!
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
I cannot believe what I just found at good will
Jessica in Green Lanterns #44
what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’
“pulling a Batman” on someone became gothamite slang for ghosting them. Bruce Wayne somehow missed the trend, so when the top-model-of-the-week started accusing him of pulling a Batman on her, he went in paranoia mode until one of the Robins stopped laughing long enough to explain him the expression.
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Batfam Masterlist!
Batfam:
Bruce wayne/ Batman:
Where ever the road might take you Bruce gets some forced time of with his wife
Uncaught criminal you, Bruce’s secretary, finally admit why you’re at work all night
Would be bloody lovely after pictures of you and Batman surface, damage control is needed.
Friday Bruce helping you after getting roofied.
Mind the gap Fighting because of a large age gap.
That was cold Forcing Bruce to do the Ice Bucket Challenge with you.
Cold vacation Bruce meets you on a holiday trip with the fam.
Demon approval Meeting Bruce’s children for the first time.
Are you always like this? Bruce meets you, Clarks baby sister and is immediately taken away by your beauty.
Dear Bruce You have been planning to leave Bruce for a while, but he had other plans.
New brother [Part 2] the batboys meet your son for the first time.
Here Bruce proposes
Like heaven After Joker kidnaps you, will Batman make it in time to save you?
Mocking me You are awaken from a nightmare by Bruce, who comforts you.
Impress you Not being used to the fancy life.
Damian wayne/ Robin:
That Todd Damian’s beloved gets hurt in battle
Hardened exterior Damian comforts you after a particularly rough day.
Big day It’s soon to be your and Damians wedding anniversary, and you have a couple of surprises up your sleeve.
I’ll surely have to repay you (Smut) Damian and you have fun with a particular lasso.
I know Jealous Damian to the rescue.
I mean more then a friend you tell damian you love him more then a friend.
Back early Damian comes home earlier then expected.
Warehouse (Smut) When You almost get injured during a mission, Damian just can’t hold back at home.
Condition Damian finds out you’re ticklish.
have you ever…you know…had sex with anyone? Damians cocky attitude has gotten him in a sticky situation, Dick to the rescue.
I might have come off as offencive A bad pairing for a project ends with feelings being confessed.
Trying After a long time of trying to get pregnant, you break from the thought of being unable to provide Damian a long desired family.
Kiss the girl Damian and you have an awkward date, but Jason and Dick to the rescue.
Wake up Damian comforts you after a nightmare.
Disgrace After a criminal flirts with you, Damian is forced to confess his feelings.
If What Damian is flabbergasted when you can understand what he said in Arabic.
I hope you enjoyed yourself, beloved (Smut) Damian repays for his pleasure.
In all seriousness (Smut) Jealous Dami shows you who you belong to.
Foil Packet Bruce walks in on you and Damian in a heated moment, when he only presumed you to be friends.
Get it yourself (smut) [Part 2] [Part 3] [Final] Damian shows you who’s boss after you’re rude to him, but things take a different turn when your moodiness becomes much more.
Wherever he goes (smut) Damian makes love to you at the hotel on your honeymoon.
You look amazing (smut) After spending the day with you in a sexy robin costume, Damian needs to show you how he feels about it.
Killing a fly Stepping out in Damian’s defence in front of mother Talia, things get heated between the women.
Second least favorite You and Jason are both fond of the same type of music, which means frequent jam sessions together. Making boyfriend Damian jealous.
The weak get thrown to the dogs After killing his pregnant wife while brainwashed, Damian turns his sword on himself.
Asked for After a while of begging, you finally meet his family.
Languages Dami and s/o speak to each other in the others mother tongue.
Money man The beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Reunited in death Damian is driven over the edge after the death of his beloved.
Distraction (Smut) Damian gets turned on by you chewing on your pencil, causing a small distraction from homework.
Little Dancer years after leaving the life of being Jokers dancer behind, it comes back to haunt you.
BOUNDARIES Damian’s s/o catches him masturbating by accident.
French girls Asking Damian to draw you like one of his french girls, causing a fit of laughter.
Time You and Damian travel to the future to meet an older version of you
Visiting Grandpa Visiting grandpa Damian after not being able to visit for a while.
I’ll protect you After your dad gets put in jail, you feel as if you’re in danger.
That’s what fathers do Dad Damian gets out done in a pillow fight by the women in his life.
Ain’t no other man (Smut) Damian comes home early from a mission because you’re hanging out with Jon.
Never told us The family finds out that Damian has been dating someone for a while and hasn’t told them.
I can help Boss Damian has fallen for an employee but find out they’re being abused.
You live on Damian can’t cope with losing you in childbirth.
Pet Shop You have caught Damians interest, working at a pet shop, but it requires collaborative effort to get him to ask you out.
I’m not crying Damian mistakes your teary eyes for crying.
Is she going to make it A proposal turns into a fight for your life.
Fun with paint After getting paint on Damians face, the war is on.
It’s really you Searching for your best friend, a few years after he left the league.
Shadow people After a nearly lethal fight, you end up dating and getting engaged to the target.
Useful Your body image issues are getting to you, and Damian is there to make it all better.
If I knew (Smut) After a difficult patrol, Damian finally makes a move.
The battle Damian got annoyed with you, putting a stop on your sex life, but you’re not too fond of it.
Bring your child to work You meet the super sons for the first time, but the young Wayne boy doesn’t seem to impressed.
Why wasn’t I aware Damian finding out you have adamantium claws.
Lose my mind Exam season is taking a toll on you.
Same to you You and Damian realize that you’re both vigilantes.
Masks Trying something different to cheer up Damian.
Amnesia Damian doesn’t understand why he’s hurting but you seem to be fine.
Sorry doesn’t mean squat Damian wants you to forgive him after he raises his voice at you.
Let her go Damian breaks up with you because he fears putting you in danger.
Jason Todd/ Red Hood:
I was trying to help Jason and Roy destroy your apartment
Happy new year Jason takes a break from patrol to give you a new year’s kiss.
Hood needs assistance Jason needs help on the field and finally, confesses his feelings.
I’m sorry for being so blind Your best friend is trying to make advances on you, Jason has had enough.
For being you Telling Jay why you never push him to tell you things.
Innosense The ruler of the underworld, Gotham, Jason, wants to marry you, a very innocent and pure person.
Gee thanks You meet Jason’s fam for the first time :)
Ready (smut) Your first time with experienced Jason.
Too late Being kidnaped years after Jason’s death, on the same day.
Can’t live without you [Part 2] You leave town when catching Jason cheating on you, leaving behind a hopeless man.
You’d do that for me ? Jason breaks up with you, for your own safety, but the Batfam doesn’t like it one bit.
Can’t afford to lose her Jason takes you on a mission, but didn’t know you’d end up getting hurt.
Keep your hands off my girlfriend (Smut) Jason hates it more then anything when you flirt with others, Especially Dick.
Silver glimmer Jason miraculously saves you from a mugger.
M’lady Galas are a lot more boring than you could truly ever comprehend before.
Dick Grayson/ Nightwing:
Energetic (Smut) Dick needs to rid himself of excess energy.
Coat Dick comforting you after a breakup.
What if I fuck up? Telling your brother Damian that you like Dick a bit more then you should.
Work sucks (Smut) After a rough day at work, Dick needs to blow off some steam
Treating you right (Feat. Jason) The boys are catching feelings, and you need to talk to them about it.
Screams As your baby gets hurt, Dick to the rescue.
Timothy Drake/ Red robin:
It worked out eventually (Feat. Damian) After Dick’s death Tim and Damian become closer finally.
Trouble in Paradise Tim’s girlfriend coming between your friendship.
Why are we yelling ?! You admit to Tim that you like him in the weirdest way.
When you over work (smut) You have to get Tim away from work somehow, right?
General batfam:
Fresh on the scene [Part 1] [Part 2] Being a cop working with the bats and birds.
Interview [Vol.1] [Vol.2]
Not a sound You’re green arrows child, who happens to be selectively mute, all the batboys try to make you coo while babysitting you.
Mom doesn’t wish to see you [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12] Not only do you find out that you’ve been cheated on, but so do the boys.
You never asked The boys meet batmoms twin in a weird way.
Long story Teen Bruce breaks up with you while the boy’s witness, they need to fix it for the future.
Are you just going to stand there? Batsis finds out about the families nightly activities in a strange way
The heart makes the choice Finding out you’re dating Diablo, fun for the whole family.
Damn, Thanos really did that 👀
make sure you smile for the camera as you sprint away from the crime scene
Batman: Arkham Knight - Genesis → Covers #1-6
Clark strongly disagrees with Jason’s ways of justice but he actually respects him as he understands that Jason had it hard growing up before Bruce took him in and he knows Jason would do anything to defend helpless people
Titans #18 (2008)
“Sorry. Already have a family.”
The original Iron Man/Spiderman scene
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