Batfam Twitter AU

blog dedicated to a batfam/dc twitter au inspired by garpen

[batfamhastwitter]

Batfam Twitter AU Masterlist

Started:

July 18th, 2024

Last Updated:

June 3rd, 2025 <- currently on hiatus for undetermined amount of time

App I use:

TwiNote

Special tags:

Twitter AU - Where you can find all the posts

Not Twitter AU - Where you can find everything that isn't an update

Discord Server:

A server for fans of my Batfam Twitter AU, which can be found on Tumblr! | 35 members

(Update List Under Cut)

Updates:

Part 1 - Bruce joins Twitter

Part 2 - Jason was kidnapped by Batman

Part 3 - Damian runs away to Tim's apartment

Part 4 - Tim's a rich kid

Part 5 - The Riddler and Two-Face escaped Arkham

Part 6 - Tim gets road rage? It's more likely than you'd think

Part 7 - Bruce and Oliver had a Vegas Wedding

Part 7.5 - Jason and Bruce texts

Part 8 - Bruce and Oliver divorce

Part 8.5 - Q&A question

Part 9 - Q&A Part 1

Part 10 - Dick went to the Olympics

Part 11 - Damian's birthday

Part 12 - Q&A Part 2

Part 13 - Jason & Alfred's birthday

Part 14 - Lian's birthday

Part 15 - Jason's homophobic???

Part 16 - Tim's missing?

Part 17 - Damian and Jon make a plan

Part 18 - They're so oblivious!

Part 19 - Tim and Kon try out babysitting

Part 20 - Everything's finally wrapped up

Part 21 - Keeping up with the vigilantes

Part 22 - Duke has a horrible teacher

Part 23 - Clark destroys Lex

Part 24 - Gotham's favorite sweethearts call it quits???

Part 25 - Rebound or true love?

Part 26 - Young Justice road trip

Part 27 - Damian's conspiracy

Part 28 - Ice cream fixes everything

Part 28.5 - New Q&A

Part 29 - Tim was such an... interesting... kid

Part 30 - Wtf's up with gen alpha

Part 31 - What's your superpower?

Part 32 - Who knows how to change a tire?

Part 33 - Don't mess with book club

Part 34 - Damian hires the Red Hood

Part 35 - Batman's afraid of bats?

Part 36 - Apple picking

Part 37 - Roy's birthday

Part 38 - Tim's ao3 account

Part 39 - Political plea

Part 40 - Red Robin is suing Red Robin

Part 41 - Cat or raccoon? Who can tell the difference?

Part 42 - Which Robin are you?

Part 43 - Jerry the turkey had better watch himself

Part 44 - Since when is Jason ginger?

Part 45 - Happy holidays!

Part 46 - Support the Goonion!

Part 46.5 - Shrimp attack!

Part 47 - Cass's birthday

Part 48 - What's the Super Bowl again?

Part 49 - Batman's a cave diver

Part 50 - The Ides of March are upon us

Part 50.5 - New Q&A!

Part 51 - Batman did what with who now?!

Part 52 - April Fools!

Part 53 - Favorite rogues!

Part 54 - Knockoff Bug's Life

Part 55 - Happy Easter!

Part 56 - And here we learn that a drunk Dick is a sappy Dick

Part 57 - The beginnings of StephCassie

Part 58 - We hate Derrick.

Part 59 - We love Wiggles

Headcanons:

Headcanons #1

Fan Content:

Can't Get Enough by malfiora

Steph's Reaction by myself

[batfamhastwitter]

Who is your fav super ( one of which the bats are dating?)

like in the superfamily??? definitely Conner, I love him absolutely to death :)

[batfamhastwitter]

The discord is running wild in your absence my liege

this is what I get for turning my notifications off ig lmao

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Worm.... 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

do... do I smell like soil or something?????

[batfamhastwitter]

I know thats not in the ask game list im just asking for fun

oh my gosh! eztli is bald! eztli is bald and is torturing people who have hair!

[batfamhastwitter]

What if you went bald

i will not make a suicide joke I will not make a suicide joke I will not make a suicide joke I will not make a suicide joke I will not make a suicide joke I will not make a suicide joke I will not

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Why did I glance at your icon too quickly and think Damian had something VERY different between his hands (and got exceptionally confused about the abrupt change in your blog haha)

But! What's an earworm that you've been enjoying lately?

NOOO LMAO

anyways! I've really been enjoying "Where is my husband?" by Raye recently! also, the entire Mamma Mia soundtrack is just constantly stuck in my head and I love it

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Questions 2 & 5 from that ask game?

2. is it bad that I genuinely cant remember 💀

wait it was either the first part of the Lego Batman movie or it might've been this one movie my friends made me watch with them a bit ago called Beau is Afraid. DO NOT RECOMMEND it was creepy, and tbh the only thing I remember about it was a giant penis monster

5. lemonade in the summers and hot chocolate when its cold out!

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Who's your favorite non-bat family member DC character?

im quite fond of oliver queen and the question (the original version)!

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[batfamhastwitter]

doing this cause I'm bored and I miss y'all even tho I don't have the time/motivation to write rn :3

[batfamhastwitter]

I made my 50+ year old, Gen X, ally mom ship Hilson (House x Wilson) from House MD when I asked her to rewatch it with me.

I'm very proud of myself.

TWIN I'm doing the same with my mom and the show 9-1-1 and the ship buddie (buck and eddie). tonight she literally said "buck loves eddie" SHES SO CLOSE TO SHIPPING IT I feel it in my bones

[batfamhastwitter]

Diva… the worm is coming

girl what

[batfamhastwitter]

Reminder you pop up in google image search for batfam twitter

Thats fuckin crazy

im also the first search result lmao

[batfamhastwitter]

thinking about how I made this blog at the ripe age of 15 and like. bro. it has not been that long 💀

[batfamhastwitter]

she should've been at the club </3

[batfamhastwitter]

thinking about how I made this blog at the ripe age of 15 and like. bro. it has not been that long 💀

[batfamhastwitter]

Aw man

This is big sad but expected, i hope this other fandom thing goes well tho

A SALUTE TO OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD OR AWESOMENESS

O7

ty zonix!!!! salute to our favorite prisoner <3333 o7