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Sit in your parentās lap like you did when you were a kid
Trying a new coloring style with Battinson
BABY BIRDDDDD
SCREAMING AND CRYING
kryptonians and sick boyfriends
I KNOW bro had to force him to take a sick day
I know that every batfam member would be able to survive the five nights at Freddy's Pizzeria, but I like to imagine they all go about it in different ways:
Bruce: figures out that there are souls haunting the animatronics and starts internally debating the ethics of (adopting) rehabilitating haunted and homicidal animatronics, on the basis that the souls are still children. Survives the five nights and plays by the rules, although his power level remains suspiciously high at the end of each night.
Dick: would have an absolutely joyful time spending five nights inside that cursed building as an adrenaline junkie. He's also weirdly gifted at excelling in obscure jobs such as a nightguard fighting for his life.
Jason: the second one of them moves, the building is going up in flames.
Tim: figures out how to jam the doors shut without them draining his power and uses that to his advantage to get work done, since he's already awake and doing nothing of importance.
Damian: convinces himself to guard by the rules without trying to sabotage the equipment and succeeds. Whenever an animatronic pops up at one of the windows, he starts insulting them. He also makes sure to insult them whenever he's done with his shift to assert dominance. Additionally, he nicknamed each of them after his brothers since they remind him of his everyday nuisances.
Barbara: being oracle has prepared her for this moment ā quite literally child's play for her, so she multitasks between babysitting vigilantes and homicidal furry ghouls. (aren't they the same thing atp?)
Cass: she would manage to predict their movements and slip away to jumpscare them instead, running away before they manage to do any damage. Why stay inside the office when you can hassle the animatronics to hide in the office from you?
Steph: adrenaline junkie pt.2, although she would treat it like a 'let's play' and video call either Tim or Cass to share the experience with them ā all they hear is her screaming, cursing and then laughing when they pop up.
Duke: unironically would also be hunting the animatronics from the shadows. He does it on the first night and they decide not to annoy him again for the rest of the week.
Edit: this is unironically being written by me, in the form of Nightwing becoming a night guard. will update with the link to the fic once i am done.
Dick, who got Jason the job: Jason why are you calling? Already bored?
Jason, spreading gasoline: Pizzeriaās haunted
Dick: What?
Jason, lighting a match: Pizzeriaās haunted
Bro Fnaf and batfam best day ever
the old days..
Baby jay supremacy
I LOVE SUPS AND ROBIN DYNAMICSSS
Conflict resolution for parents. In my head Jason might have a huge problem with Batman, but mom-Bruce is out of limits.
part 1 here
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tired of batman always being carried by superman, when is it batmanās turn to hold the big man? also i have a headcannon that clark weighs way way less than he looks because he flies and idk it just makes sense to me
I LOVE this art style
Headcanon that Bruceās kids have all pulled the āyou're not my father cardā at some point or the other and by the time steph rolled around he didn't even take it seriously
Of course, the first time dick said it, bruce cried himself to sleep. But by the eighteenth time, he was numb to it. āDickie just eat your peas.āĀ
The first time jason did it Bruce pulled him aside and said āi know Im not, but that doesn't mean i don't care for you jason.ā by the twenty fifth time he just held up the adoption papers
The first time Tim said it Bruce laughed. āTim, you literally forced me to adopt you. Yes I am your father.ā Tim didn't bother to say it from then on, maybe muttering āyou're not my dad!ā under his breath at the computer, just for bruce to whisper ominously āyes i am.āĀ
When Steph said it, full of anger and hate and sadness and fear, bruce just followed her and said āyou're right. Im not your father. And i will never be your father. But, if you'll let me, id like to be better.ā After that any time steph said āur not my fatherā bruce would just respond with ānever will beā
Cass said āyour are my fatherā and left no room for argument
Babs said āur not my dad or my father or even close to being any of it, but you are my mom.ā bruce just had to accept that
When damian said it bruce just stood there for a solid fifteen minutes rebooting. Dick and jason fell out of their chairs laughing.Ā
Duke specifically went āur my dad! My dad! Boogie woogie woogie!ā and bruce was just like ābet aight.ā
"Bet aight"
ok i gave myself brainworms about mama bruce reading to his sleepy pile of robin pups so here it is
EDIT: i forgot to say that part of what put this in my head was rereading @frownyalfred's a coral room, everyone go check it out
AHHH I LOVE THIS
Bruce called Dick kiddo. That is so cute. I love them.
something something superbat sneaking off at a gala š«£
fighting the urge to crush his head from cute aggression
CUTIES
Not sure if youāre taking requests, butā¦..Would you consider drawing something with Bruce and Damian being adorable together? š„¹š„¹
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brucie wayne is not immune to the sudden urge to hug his son