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His bat instincts took over
Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
Bruce: Here *sets down jar on kitchen table*
The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust
Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?
Bruce: Your spleeeennnn
Tim: What?
Dick: What.
Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…
Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!
Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?
Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie
Duke: And you...?
Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?
Bruce: Yes
Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?
Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs
Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?
Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*
Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high
Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?
Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink
Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*
Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred
Duke: *poking Bruce’s forehead only to get a blinding smile back* Bruce is kinda cute like this, all dopey and stuff
BREAKING NEWS: EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED FATHER TRIES TO SHOW AFFECTION
Tiny Tim needs some validation and love.
“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”
[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]
That’s his son y’all <3
Fatson Todd doodles cuz I want that plushie so so bad
Superman: wait so does your kid know you’re Batman?
Batman: *grumbling* he’s very aware.
Superman: and…?
Batman: the only thing he asked me was if I knew Superman…
Superman: *laughing* no way. No way. I can’t believe I’m Batman’s kid’s favorite superhero.
Batman: I’m never telling you anything ever again.
Superman: this might be the best day of my life.
Batman: you know what, I hope when you have a kid, they insist on having Bat logos plastered all over their room.
Superman: wait, is my family crest just everywhere in your house?
Batman: …we’re getting off topic…
Aka, when Clark finds out Dick is a major Superman fan.