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Hand writing your email address feels so wrong.

Paper towel in a microwave is to aluminum foil in an oven as aluminum foil in a microwave is to paper towel in an oven.

Its 2018 but cereal bags still do not have ziplock closures

Double ended dildos are just female to female adapters

Every day, someone unknowingly takes the biggest shit on earth.

The most ignored warning for a product is probably the Q-tip “do not stick in ear canal”

If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt then you have hit rock bottom.

Bathroom Thoughts