Incorrect Haunted Hotel quotes, quotes from my notes app:
Katherine: "Of course this happens when I can’t afford therapy.”
Nathan: “Whatcha celebrating?” Katherine: “I’m drinking.”
Katherine: “What happened to the cutting board…?” Abaddon: “Aw… I boiled it.”
Esther: “Well now I have a photo of mysterious white powder in my camera roll.”
Katherine: “You sure you’re not hungry?” Ben: “Yeah, I’m sure I’m hungry- I mean I’m not sure- I mean I am sure, I am not hungry.”
Evil priestess lady from ep 1 or Abaddon: “I like stealing dollars from children”
Nathan: “Nice to know ahead of hand.”
Esther: “Ben has an interesting skill called incompetence.”
Annabell: “Oh, a young boy!”
Katherine to Abaddon: “Are you telling me you airfried something for 402 minutes?”
Ben: “Do I have to gobble glizzies if I don’t set this forest ablaze?”
Esther: “What in the H-E-double FUCK”
Ben: “The bald penis guy came over-” Katherin: “WHAT”
Idk who from, but about Nathan: “He got what WW2 mustache”
Abaddon: “Welp. They just don’t make evil sorcerers like they used to.”
Esther: “Sorry I broke our prolonged eye contact, I was trying to pour my orange juice.”
Ben: “I need a cheat sheet on where the smut is in this book.” Katherine: “The Reynold’s Pamphlet???”
Nathan if this wasn’t from the show, I don’t remember: “Go forth and conquer like… a queer boudica!”
Ben: “9/10 in relatability. I could never be asexual. I’m a horny mf.”
Esther about a new friend: “She’s killed people. She has no vices though. She hasn’t done anything bad. She has killed people though.”
Annabelle: “Can you get me the hose?” Ben: “Anything you want, my love.” Annabelle: “I… I want the hose.”
Abaddon: “I have a triangle staring at me.” Esther: “That’s a cat…”
Abaddon: “My legs are currently craving the gliding of wheels.”
Esther: “Well I don’t want to be nice right now!”
About Nathan: “He believed he would never be truly happy until he met ‘the one’. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate.”
Nathan: “There’s no pickles in mustard, but there’s mustard in pickles.” Katherin: “What??” Nathan: “I mean there’s vinegar in both.”
Annabell: “Is this fine or do I need to change?" Ben: “Are you asking me if you look like a goddess? Because the answer is yes."
Nathan: "Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population, don't end up in the newspaper, hopital, or jail and if you end up in jail, establish dominance quickly."
Nathan: "And hopefully have many years before I yeet the f_ck out off this mortal coil"
"Zola (Esther) repeated all the words. Portico (Abaddon) threw himself into walls."
Ben: "Is that legal?" Esther: „Of course not. We'll both be going to prison and you'll be someone's b-tch" Ben: "Really?"
Abaddon: "I don't know what an emoji is"
Esther: "On Wednesdays, we wear war paint."
Ben: "They're really test on the dress schedule"
OOC for both but either Katherine or Nathan: "Abaddon, bbg, those are NOT cupcakes" (I needed to put this one word for word minus name. It's an inside joke for my friends and I)
Abaddon: "Quoth Benjamin and his spectacular linguistic abilities, 'as if bruh'."
Nathan: “Pedophiled. Don’t get pedophiled.”
Abaddon: "Do you know where the vvvvvvvvvv (blender) is?"
Katherine: "People say, 'Oh I'm gonna miss the hand prints my kids leave on the windows-' No. No. Keep your damn hands off the windows."
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