Batman x Superman

Hey guys! This is a side blog dedicated to the ship Batman x Superman. PS. None of the art here belongs to me! Credit to their respective artists.

[superbat-love]

Superbat Moments #2

The Bridal Carry

Superbat Master Collection

[with-your-poncho-on]

My part of work to a wonderful story https://archiveofourown.org/works/32815408/chapters/81425263 by OuiBeebles. Thank you for this experience)))

[timdraqe-blog]

bruce whenever clark is going to do something self sacrificial: a wonderful man… incredible, the things he will do for all of us. a true hero. we do not deserve this, and yet…

clark whenever bruce is about to do the same thing: what the FUCK! do you THINK you’re doing COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. DON’T DO THAT.

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent headshots

[harlivy]

Clark: y'ain’t Bruce: *loads kryptonite bullet*

[holyhomoeroticbatman]

Reading Batman/Superman porn…

[nyrma]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF ON ANON AND ILL SAY IF ID DATE YOU

(gender, age, height, eye colour, hair colour, interests, ideal date, etc.)

[ao3feed-jasontodd]

On the Way Down

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2nWJPZ5

by TimmyJaybird

A series of uninvited guests finally get Clark to confront Bruce about all the feelings he’s harbored for years.

Words: 5711, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clark Kent, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne

Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: past Clois, mentions of WonderLane, Fluff, Clark has such a crush

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2nWJPZ5

[johannathemad]

💕💖💕💖

(sorry i’m late)

[batnsons]

Give me Superman with an awful southern accent. Give me Clark Kent sounding like he grew up on a farm (oh wait). Give me Superman the Journalist using y'all and all y'all and ain’t. Basically just give me Superman from Kansas

[bowditch]

And DEFENDING IT.

“No, Lois, it’s not bad English. It’s a descriptive grammar theory and it serves a linguistic function.”

“C'mon, Smallville, are you really defending your use of ain’t?”

“Some of us actually went to class in college. If y'all are gonna give me a hard time about it, I’m gonna fight back.”

[bowditch]

Clark making that “oop” noise when he bumps into inanimate objects.

[batnsons]

But can you imagine Clark being so conditioned to this he bumps into an unmoving Bruce in the Watchtower once, and Bruce just slowly turns to stare at Clark and now it’s Clark’s turn to freeze because he just ‘oop'ed freaking Batman.

Or using ‘ain’t’ once around Bruce and Bruce just slowly goes rigid and stares at him.

“Did you just say ‘ain’t’?”

“Umm… yes?”

“You’re a writer!”

“Yeah, Bruce, and I’m also a farm boy from Kansas. It’s a legitimate word. Just because I don’t write with it doesn’t mean I don’t say it!”

And Bruce can’t even believe the indignity.

[eloquentdreams]

I am Clark Kent in this scenario. @anoverflowofgood @maltstream

[fullmetalniku-deactivated202010]

[doublesontundra]

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

[lottiedesu]

I found this Gem in Manchester today

[icicleman-deactivated20110701-d]

[blobitos]

how many times have this two broken up seriously

[cryptaniac]

[merlosaurusunactive]

[bumbleshark]

omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

[timdraqe-blog]

bruce whenever clark is going to do something self sacrificial: a wonderful man… incredible, the things he will do for all of us. a true hero. we do not deserve this, and yet…

clark whenever bruce is about to do the same thing: what the FUCK! do you THINK you’re doing COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. DON’T DO THAT.

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

aliens are cool fuck walls

[f3mc-archive-blog]

#is superman pregnant

[batman-x-superman]

[globegander]

That one time Slade thought Clark Kent was Bruce Wayne and slipped him a Neurotoxin Mickey only to get his ass kicked anyway.

This comic is great!

[Superman: American Alien #3]

[iamdissonance]

Best.

[freakyguts-deactivated20171004]

AMAZING LMAO

[kiolbart]

“Ta-dah! Sard borken.”

Fav comic panel in the history of comic panels.

[coelasquid]

This is the best “villain gets Clark and Bruce mixed up” situation I’ve ever seen.

[a-brave-knights-journey]

Thats my boy

[a-brave-knights-journey]

reblogging because I miss it ><

[the-last-teabender]

Always reblog Sard Borken.

[batsyfamhq]

“You ruin Broosh Wayne shirt!” HAHAHAHAH