Story Time with Uncle Beanbag @uncle-beanbag-mojave - Tumblr Blog

Found a Jool at the Mormon thrift store

I hate to toot my own horn here, but I genuinely do like listening to my podcast. It's kind of funny, so many people that I know that hate their own voice. I'm not in love with my voice, but I think it's good. And I laugh at a lot of the stuff that I react to and the tangents I go on, because in the moment, I don't think anything of it. And if you ask me to repeat some of that stuff after I said it, I couldn't, but it's funny to have a record of it, just like the Minotaur Milk, centaur anatomy videos that are on YouTube. Those ones are great. My podcast is fun. I'm enjoying doing it. A couple more episodes and then I'll start heavily promoting it and see if I can take off from there.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Years ago, I got kicked in the head by a horse, and I also got a sunflower stalk to the left eye, an 8 foot one spiky and hard and that was all on the left side of my head. Plus, I also got punched in the left eye, and really hard, enough to black out for a bit. I mean, they say I was conscious, but all I remember is getting, you know, the fist coming at me, and then I was about five hours later, and I was 300 miles away, and just utterly confused, and my parents are saying, oh no, you were conscious the whole time. Well, they did say that. They're dead now. But anyways, long story short, my left eye is acting up again, causing me a bit of issue. I can still see out of it, but it starts hurting, so I'm always wondering if, you know, this is gonna be the time that I lose my left eye, you know, cause there's the potential there for it to happen. And if it does, it's gonna be really fucking cool, because that means I can go full eyepatch. Hell yeah, baby.

heardbook

Honestly I’d just get a glass eye cause eyepatches itch like crazy when I went blind for a month my left eye still had trouble for a couple weeks after and the eyepatch they gave me was itchy as fuck though I never tried a leather eyepatch so if ya do go for one try that

uncle-beanbag-mojave

I'm gonna make my own

heardbook

Heard you can make stuff outta cactus it’s basically just called cactus leather

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Can I... yes I can

letseyx

- Star Trek TNG 5x05 Disaster // Star Trek DS9 4x17 Accession

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Nylon crossbody bag

It was made in... December 1597?!

Command the power, what power? The power of voodoo?

beardedmrbean

salt-n-tigers

celestial-naiad

Took a brief break from prepping for the craft fair to do a commission for @obliviousfloral ! They asked me to use my tackiest fabric to make a notebook pen holder, dice bag, and a coin pouch. It was a pleasure to do. I am open for commissions, just shoot me a message.

beardedmrbean

You shouldn't draw on your hand like that, you might smear ink all over your forehead if you need to rub away some sweat with it.

tendie-defender

Be me

Goes to Walmart to get food for the rest of the week.

Leaves with just steaks, Xbox S series and Ken block Lego set.

Why am I this way.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

You forgot the most important item

nightbringer24

Following SellswordArts on YouTube is exposing me to 'book-tok' books, and... I am concerned.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

I came across some of the BookTok stuff just through other YouTubers kind of exposing it, and I took a look at some of it, and that's kind of why I started my podcast. Well, not the only reason why, but I would say a big factor in why I started my podcast was BookTok. And now I'm looking at it and going, well, what I'm doing is better than that, I think, but yeah, most of it's just pure insanity.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Years ago, I got kicked in the head by a horse, and I also got a sunflower stalk to the left eye, an 8 foot one spiky and hard and that was all on the left side of my head. Plus, I also got punched in the left eye, and really hard, enough to black out for a bit. I mean, they say I was conscious, but all I remember is getting, you know, the fist coming at me, and then I was about five hours later, and I was 300 miles away, and just utterly confused, and my parents are saying, oh no, you were conscious the whole time. Well, they did say that. They're dead now. But anyways, long story short, my left eye is acting up again, causing me a bit of issue. I can still see out of it, but it starts hurting, so I'm always wondering if, you know, this is gonna be the time that I lose my left eye, you know, cause there's the potential there for it to happen. And if it does, it's gonna be really fucking cool, because that means I can go full eyepatch. Hell yeah, baby.

heardbook

Honestly I’d just get a glass eye cause eyepatches itch like crazy when I went blind for a month my left eye still had trouble for a couple weeks after and the eyepatch they gave me was itchy as fuck though I never tried a leather eyepatch so if ya do go for one try that

uncle-beanbag-mojave

I'm gonna make my own

lesserknownwaifus

Orane, from mining company Orano’s video on understanding the nuclear fuel cycle

READ THAT AGAIN

I will not

Years ago, I got kicked in the head by a horse, and I also got a sunflower stalk to the left eye, an 8 foot one spiky and hard and that was all on the left side of my head. Plus, I also got punched in the left eye, and really hard, enough to black out for a bit. I mean, they say I was conscious, but all I remember is getting, you know, the fist coming at me, and then I was about five hours later, and I was 300 miles away, and just utterly confused, and my parents are saying, oh no, you were conscious the whole time. Well, they did say that. They're dead now. But anyways, long story short, my left eye is acting up again, causing me a bit of issue. I can still see out of it, but it starts hurting, so I'm always wondering if, you know, this is gonna be the time that I lose my left eye, you know, cause there's the potential there for it to happen. And if it does, it's gonna be really fucking cool, because that means I can go full eyepatch. Hell yeah, baby.