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KTZ SS18. Photo by Antonio Eugenio.

@uncle-beanbag-mojave I bet you could do this with bottle caps. You might have to drill a few holes in the ones in the front so you can see okay. But it might be a cool addition to one of your hats

uncle-beanbag-mojave

I like it, but these are aluminum. That many bottle caps on the front of a cap would basically flip the cap off your head almost every single time. Just enough to cover like that would be about 60 bottle caps, and that's a significant amount of steel.

I just want to nuke Wakanda

valtsv

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

valtsv

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

juney-blues

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Sword Breaker is a misname. It diddn't break swords at all and was shit at catching them

thememedaddy

gearboxpraexology

They were color-coded. Are these people just retarded?

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Yes they are

The sweetest boy

nightbringer24

Anyone know of any fantasy stories/settings where gunpowder weapons are used?

Because apart from Warhammer Fantasy, The Witcher games (they have bombs), and Berserk, I don't know of any.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

The powder mage and mistborn I think? Never read either

tsalala

What is this beautiful mountain lion thinking and feeling when s/he gazes upon the human metropolis of Los Angeles?

A wild Angelino looks upon its city Los Angeles, California, USA Photographed by Jason Klassi

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Lot of free cats down there

sawbuckplus

rainbowriderjt

Otter Trades Fish For Help Of Her Baby!

salt-n-tigers

I don’t believe this for a second. Have you ever been around river otters?!

One of the women who was brutally attacked by a river otter on Montana's Jefferson River has spoken out and shared photos of her injuries.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

I see a lot of videos of people with cougars and coyotes and wolves and otters and sea lions, and they think, oh, they're so cute, oh, they're so helpful to people, oh, they just want pets, and also bears. And I look at every one of them and I think, you are fucking insane for being that close to a wild fucking animal, who is a wild animal, and you are projecting human behaviors on them, when in reality, they can and have killed people. I will never fucking deal with any of that. Now, if they're trained properly, that's something slightly different, but even then, trained animals like chimpanzees and stuff, still rip people's faces off and kill them. So I'll just never trust any of that shit, because I've been kicked in the head by trained animals. I've been attacked by wild animals.