Batman Kinfessions

Kinfession blog for Gotham City's heroes, villains, and residents!

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I wish I were kin with Harley, but I'm not smart enough.

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im john doe and welcome to jackass, *GETS STABBED BY WALTER*

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hey poison ivy, sincerely what the FUCK. - harley

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Sugar and jokes are what keep me going other than the blind hope that maybe one day Brucie will wander into my life once again and punch me. -John Doe

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Hey it's jay and i don't have any memories. I seriously couldn't care less if someone was specifically from one cannon as long as they treat me as me, Jason, I'd be happy. Even romantic relationships are sketchy like, dick? Nice. tim? Nice. harper? Hell yeah. I don't care at this point I just want to talk to my family but no one else wants to talk to someone outside of their cannon so I guess I'm alone forever ha

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Selina was a good mom even if she thinks she should be alone. Fuck B, he doesn't know how good he has you. -Jay

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i id as jason todd but i kin as john doe from the games and i have a alter who is the joker from the comics and that is truly a ride

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My name is Harvey Dent and Jason Todd threw me into the Gotham Bay.

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its me edward nygma to say i love harvey dent more than my life which is so so much

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Yo, it’s me, Jason Todd, currently missing my fam even though I also wanna punch them sometimes. In the face. With a brick. I promise I love them.

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im bruce and my memories are so scattered i doubt ill ever find anybody.. especially for my more obscure canons, where i was reverse-aged, and the likes. it makes me feel pretty lonely, to be honest. but i just miss my family a lot and hope theyre all out there somewhere, living the good life.

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me: the queercoding of joker particularly in the arkham games is seriously problematic and reinforces the trope of effeminate men as villains especially given that the player is in the role of the object of joker's unwanted affection which are designed to make us uncomfortable- also me, the second joker does anything gay: mmhmm! mmhmm! thats me babey! there it is!

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I’m Jonathan Crane and one time i slipped up and used “y’all” and edward never let me live it down

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I have a really obscure Joker canon that nobody ever seems to remember. In my newest memory I disguised myself as one of my own henchmen (my suits were all Ruined, thanks Batsy) and had a nice long conversation with Batsy. I also highkey borrowed one of Harley's mallets just to intimidate him with. Whoops.

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im the joker and it physically hurts my heart when the entire damn tumblr fandom excludes me bc of how bad i was - especially since i never did half the shit they're talking about, at least not in my canons. idk, i was horrible, but i wasnt as horrible as i was canonically.

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I don't get the appeal of being stepped on! Harley stepped on me a few times, but it just kinda hurt :/// - John Doe

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im the joker and eddie I know it bothered you when I called you eddie but I can't help but wondering if you miss it (and me..) now