Batman Beyond ill Sentence Starters
âWhatâs good homies? This is Bad Boy News.â
âThereâs another white girl being held for a ransom of five mil.â
âThey interrupted Full House for your ass!â
âI ainât some trench coat ass bitch.â
âWeâre ready for Austin Powers 17, where Mike Myers macks on some retirement home hunnies.â
âYEAH, FUCK THE NEWS.â
âNow check my fuckinâ cool hat, ladies.â
âHuh? You donât like my hat? PEOPLE GET KILLED FOR THAT SHIT.â
âHey you wanna chill with that weird shit?â
âHit the showers, fuckboy.â
âMan this school sucks, filled with weirdos and shit, dude.â
âThere goes ____, my future Pepsi Commercial Roleplay Partner of fun times and cool dimes.â
âI donât got time to talk, here just take my Mario Sunshine.â
âDonât fuckinâ look like nothing.â
âJust pop open a nice Dr. Pepper and take a nap.â
âLook at you Mighty Kids Meal motherfuckers.â
âCome on guys, lets get back to McDonalds.â
âDo old people like pizza? I should call him in a meat lovers.â
âLeave it to a fuckinâ weirdo to keep bats in his clock.â
âOh wow heâsâŠ. heâs fuckinâ Batman.â
âYour dad got fucked up by the guys from Jet Set Radio, sorry.â
âTell Mom Iâll be late, I gotta see Batman.â
âThereâs something going down in Chinatown and Super Mario Sunshineâs got a few clues.â
âLook I know youâre a 90s kid and donât fuck with games on disc, but this shitâs real.â
âAlright uh⊠Iâll give you my Playstation Pizza Hut Promo collection.â
âOh wow that worked.â
âAw that sucks, I just want to pick fights while I listen to Fall Out Boy.â
âGet your Spongebob Books On Tape ass outa here.â
âI HATE WALKING.â
âHello, wanna watch Cars 2 on Blu-Ray?â
âHAND OVER SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!â
âFUCK cornrows! Get a COOL haircut!â
âGotham rolled out the red carpet today, for the Italian Stallion Chef Boyardee.â
âHereâs some pictures of my dead girlfriends.â
âHow do they keep fucking up Boyardee?â
âSince whenâs BATMAN around?â
âIâm gonna do a lot more than rude talk when we catch Batshit Crazy Man.â
ââŠWho the fuck you callinâ brother?â
âWell, after very careful consideration Iâve decided to do the unspeakable. Invite you to the Batman Fan Club.â
âHey, Iâm from Bitcoin class.â
âKID ROCKâS A GENIUS, ASSHOLE.â
âThis is for my Civic you big idiot!â
âFuck you four eyes, bitch shit idiot loser.â
âHey dad, howâd you get the Iron Giant?â
âI LOVE SOLAR ROADWAYS.â
âFuture Basketball fuckinâ rules.â
âI donât care if youâre Space Ghost or not, somebody stole the Iron Giant!â
âOh yeah, girls, girls are pretty sweet man.â
âYOUR FAVORITE BANDS SUCK!â
âFUCK DVDS.â
âGO AWAY BATMAN!â
âThe mall sucks.â
âI wanna watch Brady Bunch aloneâŠâ
âOkay, I love punch.â
âHAHA, AQUAMAN FUCKED HIS SHIT UP!â
âIâm like the Hulk⊠BUT WHEN I GET ANGRY I CRY A LOT!â
âYou rock, Batman.â
âKid Rock sucks.â
âIf I kill three more people I win a free I-Pod!â
âNo! Iron Giant, you were my only friendâŠâ
âHey if this is your kid, you like seriously fucked up, dude.â
âWe got Pepsi! Throwback, can ya dig it baby?â
âAhaha heâs fuckinâ dead! Ahahaha!â
âYeah, itâs fuckin ill right?â
âMan⊠his computerâs gonna fly.â
âHey you green Louie Anderson lookinâ motherfucker.â
âThis ainât the McDonalds Museum, I need you to scit scat skedaddle, boy.â
âCan you make me a girlfriend?â
âIâll kiss her! Hug too!â
âI donât play that fake shit, homies.â
âGirlfriends are for losers.â
âSAVE ME, BATMAN!â
âYouâre Batman just⊠fuck off a little.â
âAh shit, fuck.â
âThe was the ILLEST kickback I ever fucked with.â
âYouâre homeless loser, fuck off.â
âI CANâT TIE MY SHOES SO FUCK THEM!â
âThat is SO deep!â
âHey man that line on Splenda really opened my eyes to how Capitalism is a problem.â
âAw, it was just the XBox intro screen againâŠâ
âHours up, Skrillix. If you want more get fifty bucks or a new haircut.â
âNo, make some friends you fuck.â
âNO FAKE HIGH FIVES ALLOWED!â
âLetâs steal their IKEA paintings.â
âWeâre trying to find out why your son got so shitty.
"Well âMaxâ why donât you make like Keeble and BIG MOVE the fuck outa here?â
âThat is MY Easy Mac!â
âThink you can have MY Hamburger Helper? Think again you Not Another Teen Movie type BITCHES.â
âGod no wonder heâs homeless.â
âIâm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Star Wars is bad because gravityâs real.â
âI just wanna let all of you know I took it upon myself to tell everybody in the theater the movie isnât realistic.â
âOh honey, you have made us one Proud Family on Disney Channel.â
âThat was very mean to Iggy Azalea. Sheâd appreciate it if you took that back.â
âJust because youâre an addict doesnât mean you can be mean.â
âI gotta get to the Magic The Gathering Tournament.â
âIâM FAST AND FURIOUS.â
âThey government just snapchatted me that.â
âItâs⊠Jared Leto.â
âIs this YOUR piece of shit kid? Probably.â
âThrow 'em on a bus to my industrial squathouse.â
âJust call 1-800-69HahaFunnyNumber for more info.â
âWe also offer Group Jack Off Prevention tips.â
âHey, stop exercising!â
âWhat kind of insult is 'non-bitchâ?â
âWow thatâs great trivia! Shut up.â
âWow youâre like DeVinci, except not famous and in jail!â
âReport to Chill Sesh!â
âAw man, I hate chillingâŠâ
âYeah so Kevin Spaceyâs being a bitch how you gonna help me?â
âI need your help, they wonât stop giving us IVâs of Vegemite.â
âKevin Spaceyâs kept me here for over one month. Iâve been the subject of 23 sleep experiments.â
âWe want the Fire Department to save us they have the coolest trucks.â
âThank god the janitor we hired illegally said something.â
âYeah I love video games.â
âYour warm Coca Cola will be ready in four hours.â
âNow youâre the artist formally known as ALIVE.â
âSHUT UP FUCK YOU.â
âWhatever ARIAN Grande.â
âIâm just saying it was MY Pizza Lunchable!â
âAw, naw heâll⊠be alright.â
âAlright but it wont be easy, last time somebody hacked it they changed all the pictures to Smash Mouth members.â
âThatâs just the guy from Smash Mouth.â
âWelcome to your first voluntary day in prison.â
âSo⊠you like jail?â
âGod DAMN it I know you were the one fucking around with our school!â
âWith the glass ceiling broken, all the oppressed groups will prosper! Especially the most oppressed group of all⊠GAMERS!â
âYou might get expelled but⊠who cares?â
âGood luck BEER ENJOYER!â
âSilly Jock, your sports are no match for my awesome power!â
âFinally, the hot gamer babe of my dreams.â
âPull the gosh darn trigger, wise guy.â
âI should probably get going, Iâm probably gonna drop out today.â
âThat highschool is devoid of REAL music.â
âI forgot to bedazzle the bullets!â
âYouâll be partnered with the girl who got a nail file through the metal detector.â
âThis is stupid, you canât even throw it at a Cop Car so whatâs the point?â
âY'know its not 2004 anymore the internet can do more than google image now.â
âNow for my ten tomato sandwich. One, two⊠aw I ran out.â
âCan I pay you 20 bucks to beat the shit out of that kid?â
âThereâll be no DAD RAP in MY whip!â
âYouâre passing McDonalds you promised!â
âFUCK TESLA.â
âTHEREâS A KNIFE IN THIS PURSE SOMEWHERE.â
âCanât say I DIDNâT expect to be disappointed.â
âYou had the only one that wasnât intentionally damaged.â