Life's a Banquet

And I'm Hungry All The Time!

[beardbreton]

[bowlby4]

[hairymensblog1]

[porterdavis]

[porterdavis]

[moonsrealmttv]

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[larkandkatydid]

I am 10 years old. It is 1991. I watch gas prices shoot up as a Republican president starts a war

I agree m 20 years old. It is 2001. I watch gas prices shoot up as a Republican president starts a war.

I am 22 years old. It is 2003. I watch gas prices shoot up as a Republican president starts a war.

I am 27 years old. It is 2008. I watch gas prices shoot up as a Republican president crashes the economy.

I am 39 years old. It is 2020. I watch gas prices shoot up as a Republican president crashes the economy, also there’s a plague.

I am 45 fucking years old….etc.,

[myfootyrthroat]

I've hired a lot of felons and some have been amazing and some have been terrible. But basically at the same ratio as non-felon employees.

The one notable difference is that the two times I had to fire felons, they were actually like "Yeah, you gotta fire me for that. I get it. Thank you for the opportunity."

[ms-demeanor]

"Here is our child who is very orderly and has very black and white patterns of thought and is a very picky eater, she was diagnosed with autism at four and we worked hard to make sure she was accommodated through her education because she is easily frustrated when she doesn't see the logic of a teacher's approach or thinks she's being treated unfairly. Sometimes it's a bit of a struggle with the food, but we work around it as a family."

"Our other kid is very bright and is neurotypical as far as we know, but is very stubborn and argumentative and insists on wearing one ratty old jacket every day and eating the same breakfast and lunch every day and has a sleep disorder and is messy and forgetful and always loses homework and has gotten in a few fights "defending" other kids, oh and is also dyslexic but we worked through that so they read about twenty novels a week so at least they're not getting into trouble at parties or anything, even if we are a bit frustrated that they keep failing math and science classes while getting high grades in everything else. They'd be such a good student if only they put in a little effort or paid attention."

[theconcealedweapon]

[hamiltonlwilessuperbear]

[democracyunderground]

[hamiltonlwilessuperbear]

[kremlin]

while jamming my entire body between two closing elevator doors today, i was met with wide eyes, and i thought to myself "this probably looks frightening to people that don't have a thorough technical understanding of how elevators work and the history behind why they are so insanely safe"

and then i remembered the story of the tenured civil engineering professor who, with a running start, would leap and throw himself full-force at skyscraper windows in order to demonstrate their structural properties, until one day the window popped out of the frame, unbroken of course, and he fell to his death

[ladytuarach]

[gaslit-dipshits]

[groanings-0f-a-dying-empire]

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