awesomeness

I mean what's the point of leaving the house when you could just stay inside on the Internet for the rest of your life

[the-inspiring-quotes]

[glowstickhaloboy]

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

[glowstickhaloboy]

no offense but I want to get everyone who is responding so well to “allies to lovers” a kiss on the lips

[hiddenblockclub]

[dicksmasher]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

[queersona]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[newtonpermetersquare]

You can’t be that dumb, right?

[the-bi-man-cometh]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

[ghostlynblm]

do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

2018 was 20 years ago… let the sink

[mewzaque]

This’ll be really funny if we ever make it to 2038

[monarchisms]

thank you for the request, anon! ♡

+ the twitch message itself:

[teamwaffle-o]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

you will never be bioluminescent

[vikischaotic]

:(

[facejamvan]

Jack: they call me Jack one crown

*asks Alfredo how many crowns he has*

Alfredo: like eightee-

Jack: too many that- too many crowns

*Michael asking if anybody bought the sonic costume*

Jack: Michael please I only- only one crown

[smutav]

Vav: They’ve mobilized!!

Xray: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT THESE OLD MEN!?

[30-minute-memes]

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912