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AJ: Blaze, can I ask you something?

Blaze: Yeah?

AJ: If monster machines can have families, how do they reproduce?

Blaze: AJ, please go to sleep...

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Starla: Come, Watts. Zeg doesn't want to talk to us right now. He’s just too polite to say it.

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This is from the past when Blaze was a kid btw and Cinder is Blaze’s older cousin(more on her later in main blog)

Cinder: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Blaze: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Cinder: NO-

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Blaze: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Sparkle, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

Blaze: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.

Sparkle: But I’m having fun!

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Darington: *coughs blood*

Pickle: Don't die, Darington!

Darington: Don't tell me what to do!

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Stripes: It’s not that I don’t trust Darington, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

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Gabby: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

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AJ: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Sparkle: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

AJ: They're not.

Sparkle: Haha, very funny.

AJ: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Sparkle: No... what happened?

AJ: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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*warning: slightly suggestive*

Pickle: I like your top, Blaze!

Darington: I have a name, you know.

Blaze: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Darington: B, you love me, right?

Blaze: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Starla: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Watts, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Starla: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Darington: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Darington: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

Darington: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

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Blaze, panicking: What are we gonna do?!

Crusher: Blame you?

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Blaze: I'm very scary.

Watts: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Blaze: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Watts: And small.

Blaze:

Blaze: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.