When you're asked what do you do for fun, and you default and say some lame shit. When you really want to say - I spend hours stoned, huffin poppers, fiendishly masturbating while watching hundreds of vids of men beating their greasy penises, while I drool like a rabid baboon, until I'm so fucked up on penis, that I babble and blow spit bubbles until I spray jizz everywhere. If only you could be that honest.











