hi miku, this is scarlett

I'm mari and I'm chill

[k-wame]

Johnathon Schaech as Xavier Red & James Duval as Jordan White The Doom Generation (1995) · Crime · Drama · dir. Gregg Araki

[gonebyebyebyeeee]

me omw to the bathroom to have diarrhea

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[redstonedust]

i wholeheartedly believe in the idea that people would still want to work if we had a universal basic income. i am unfortunately a terrible spokesperson for it because if you gave me enough money to cover rent and food i would spend every day playing video games, drawing fictional characters kissing and slapping my meat. but in theory i know there are people who like having a job. trust.

[redstonedust]

slowly getting annoyed by the people who respond to this with "no if you did nothing all the time you'd get bored and want structure" man not all people function the same. u dont know me. im a lazy bitch and proud. this post is for the lazy bitches. its us against the world in this productivity focused society.

[cruelnemothesis]

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[pinkhysteria]

MEGAN THEE STALLION↳ HISS

[insomniac-arrest]

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

[ancientcitystyle]

[997]

sophie forever

[biomic]

kid in this bookstore found a winnie the pooh plush and screamed "LET'S FREAKING GO"

[tsunderrated]

Has anyone considered that maybe he’s just right and the Vatican is kind of faggy?

[xgalas]

VIVI Girls' Night @ Simply K-Pop CON-TOUR, 240426

[phantom-of-the-memes]

Ranking some random terrible Irish representation in American media as an Irish person

(In a completely biased way)

1. Rory Flanagan from Glee

The actor won the Glee project with his quirky trait literally just being that he’s Irish -5

They dressed him like he from the 50’s and often in green -5

Made him act like a leprechaun and talk about lucky charms (we don’t even have them in Ireland) -5

Made him sing IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN BY KERMIT THE FROG -20

Actor to be fair didn’t like all this and talked about how stereotypical it was +5

= -30/10

2. Scarah Screams from the monster high web series

Accent is HEINOUS -10

Skin and clothes are green -5

Aesthetic is really cute though +5

Is a banshee +5

I’m biased and am an adult monster high collector +10

=5/10

3. The Irish vampire coven from twilight (the movie series)

In it for like five seconds -5

One of them is ginger of course -5

Vile accents -10

Not very modern clothes -5

So bad it’s funny +10

=-15/10

4. “Celtic demon summoning spell book” from Buffy the vampire slayer

They say Celtic even though it’s specifically Irish -5

It’s quite literally a random excerpt they got from an Irish newspaper about a NEW BUS LANE OPENING IN DUBLIN!!!! -500

=-505/10

[s-lycopersicum]

[carriefisher]

Rose McGowan as Tatum Riley in Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[doubleca5t]

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

[peren-gren]

This you?

[doubleca5t]

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one