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Independent and Selective Barbara Gordon Mixed Canon est 7.23.18 Loved by Saige Please read rules before interacting

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redbatredemption‌:

urge to revive this blog. rising…

okay i’m attempting a hard reset. meaning, drafts and inbox will be cleared out. gonna maybe get a fresh theme and all. 

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urge to revive this blog. rising...

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so i saw e.ndgame...and i have some ideas

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Incredible, but true: @redbatredemption deserves to have a good day today.

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@redbatredemption

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I do, thank you!!!!

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warartist and @redbatredemption? a match made in heaven

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@redbatredemption

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I LIVE! I blame the time change. 

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I LIVE! I blame the time change. 

[justanotherrpmeme]

Straight White Boys Texting

Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked

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wiseguypuppychild‌:

“Nosey, aren’t we,” he said as he jumped into the woman’s arms, “All you need to know is we met, we fell in love and she kicked the clown to the curb. Ever since then it’s been smooth sailing.” Yakko immediately jumped down, since he didn’t quite trust the stranger yet. She could be working for Plotz as a way to lure them into the open and try and capture them again. Or worse, she could be a spy for Disney.

Barbara watched the toon jump into her arms and she simply held him without so much as a reaction. This was wildly bizarre but then she remembered the exploding penguins during Christmas and suddenly this wasn’t too out of the ballpark for her. “It’s my job to ask questions.” Batgirl wasn’t a police officer, but often times she did the detective work of one. Well this was certainly an odd story, but she could at least get behind the part where they ditched the Joker. And just like that, the strange puppy child leaped down. “So Harley’s really callin’ it quits huh? Or so you say...” 

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gotham-crusader‌:

“But you and Dick are kids.  You two have your entire lives ahead of you.  Jason has his… had his entire life ahead of him too.”  He looks away from the grave, facing Barbara.  “I’m not going to be throwing children headfirst into danger anymore.  I can’t take that risk.  What would I have said to your father?  If you died wearing the uniform?  How should I explain that your entire life is gone?”

“Then fix the system from the inside, become a senator.  You don’t need a mask to make a difference.”  Says the hypocrite.  “Leave the life behind, enjoy the time you have.  Don’t…  Leave it behind, Barbara.  I’m not going to ask twice.”  And he tells himself to tell Dick the same, despite him being positive that the former Robin won’t bother listening.

She could feel a stinging in her eyes the longer she looked upon the second Robin’s tombstone. Her mentor had always thought of them as his own, and while Barbara and Dick were older they were still his kids. And Jason would be too if the asshole in face paint-the same one who had put her in the wheelchair- hadn’t taken him from them. “You would have told him I died for what I believed in.” Easier said when then when the situation was hypothetical. 

A scoff escaped Barbara’s lips. “A senator? Seriously, Bruce. You know I could do more as Oracle in one night than I ever could running a campaign.” When she was younger, Barbara considered a life of politics. Especially since she was too short to join the police academy. “You’re like my second father, so I’m saying this with all the love and respect I have: I’m not leaving this behind. I can’t.” 

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KARA:

“About this? W-What do you mean this?” she asked, taking a ship of her drink. A too long ship. She coughed. “I just got caught up, you know. It’s been a while since I kissed anyone.” Though, even if that weren’t true she would have still gotten carried away. She didn’t need Barbara to know that, though. “But, we can talk. If you want. Hm somewhere private?” She looked around. Too many people with too good hearing. And too many nosy people too. She cleared her throat. “Want me to fly us somewhere else?” Maybe that way she could convince Barbara she wanted to be just friends. Or maybe she’d end up confessing her growing feelings. It could go either way, really. 

Barbara realized she couldn’t have prefaced things any worse. It was like the equivalent of texting an anxiety ridden friend ‘Hey can we talk?’ With absolutely no context. “Kara, it’s okay. Really, it is. I’m not mad.” she gently reached out to place a reassuring hand on her friend’s shoulder. “I just...I’ve had some stuff on my mind and now I think it’s resurfacing, if that makes any sense?” Oh no, now she was starting to feel tongue-tied and tingly. “Yeah, let’s go somewhere else.” Brown eyes scanned their surrounding, taking note of all their hero friends nearby. She didn’t think anyone would intentionally eavesdrop but certain sensory powers while intoxicated proved to be bad combos. 

Being outside, even if it was for a short time due to Kara’s powers, might be just the thing to help clear her head. “If you don’t mind? We don’t have to go far, just somewhere less distracting maybe?” Any old rooftop would do. Hell they could climb to the top of the manor. Barbara just needed a space to talk to her friend where there weren’t peering eyes and loud music. 

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heroicspider‌:

“Foam Party? Yeah we can totally go there, although for a moment that sounded like one of those bounce house superstores that you can easily lose track of your kids in,” Peter mused, “or a couple of a big kids past their teenage prime as well.” At least the nerves had finally managed to somewhat work their way out of his system. When Pete was in element, it was hard to prevent him from stopping. Especially if there were bad jokes and quips involved.

Name? “Oh right, my name! The one that I was practically born with,” he joked once more, making a mental note to question everything he said to himself in the mirror today whenever finished getting out the shower. “My name’s Peter. Peter Parker. I’m actually right up the road straight out of Forest Hills in Queens. And you said you were Barbara? That’s a quintessential librarian name right there.” Of course it was meant to be a joke, because he was almost positive that Barbara had so much more talent than just rearranging books on a shelf.

“Total joke by the way. I’m sure your resume has a lot more on it than just re-evaluating the Dewey Decimal System and punching tickets for people who need to use the library computers. Am I acting like a total dork right now? If I am, please do not hesitate to let me know because I will web my mouth shut–metaphorically speaking of course. So donuts and bagels, nice choices. Combine that with coffee, a decent location and a lobby that plays music from the 70s on a loop and we’ve got ourselves a winner winner chicken dinner! Should we get a picture for Spacebook to commemorate the occasion?” he asked with a chuckle. Hopefully his Spider-Man case on his phone didn’t stand out too much to her.

“You know, I thought the same thing for a bit,” Barbara admitted. She had even imagined herself and some of the other Batkids hitting each other with those foam joust sticks and diving into the block pit. She made a mental note to bring Damian to one of those and see what happened. “I guess they were thinking of the layer of foam that goes on top of a latte.” 

“It’s nice to meet you, Peter.” He seemed a little goofy and possibly hyped up on caffeine, but she appreciated his desire to converse. Made things much easier when someone was open and chatty opposed to be an unresponsive brick wall. “It’s also a suburban mom name.” She laughed at the compliment. “But I think it fits my profession pretty well.” When she was younger, Barbara often complained that her name sounded ‘old’ and ‘dated.’ She even went through a phase where she threatened to change it once she turned eighteen. Eventually the bat grew into her namesake. 

Barbara ran a hand through her hair. “Oh yes, the life of a research assistant is very glamorous. when I’m not assisting I’m running on five pots of coffee and explaining to patrons you can’t print out videos.” There were a lot of charming regulars at the library, but there was a fair share of weirdoes too. Don’t even get her started on inappropriate usage of the computers. The scene Peter described sounded strangely relaxing though very corny. But after the week she’d just had, any place she could shove bread and caffeine into her face was a place she wanted to do. “Sure, why not?” Barbara figured it wasn’t everyday where you connected with a strange like this. She took note of the familiar red and blue on his phone case. “Spider-Man fan? Nice. I’m partial to Daredevil myself.” 

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that one meme where the kid thinks his cop dad doesn’t know he buys/sells drugs and the cop thinks his kid doesn’t know that he knows, only here the kid is Barbara and the cop is Jim and the drugs are Batgirl. 

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me: I’m gonna work on drafts today also me: so that was a fucking lie

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femslash february → barbara/kara (dc comics)

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I have been taking my sweet time with some of my drafts. I will try to work on them today and tomorrow. My multi has been hogging my attention loloolo why am I the way that I am?