Batz :)

CADIA STANDS ||He/Him||

[batsaretheb123]

intro to the (this) blog

WHOO CAN IT BE NOW?!

I'm Thomas or Batz or Bats or 'The British'

He/Him

I am bi (probably...?)

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This blog is my excuse to be fun on the internet and post about the things i enjoy

like Warhammer and fighting and angriness

I do art!! i post some of it here occasionally sometimes

"Sharikov in the snow"

I will not freely block cause' that's for pansies n stuff, but if you are harassing me or making me uncomfortable on this website ill block.

I'm anti-Nazi, pedo, racist, homophobic, transphobic (ect) DNI if you are that with that that cause its gross

also proshippers and comshippers

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Currently my top 3 tags are

#ocs

#warhammer 40000

#40k

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Some of my interests include

★ Warhammer 40000

★ 2001 ASO

★ Magic : the gathering

-(Mono white stax is the coolest playstyle...)

★ Interstellar (2018)

★ Darktide

★ Helldivers

★ The military

★ Military History

★ Barotrauma

★ Ready or not

★ Cookie clicker (yes really, its my favorite game..)

★ VTOL/X-Plane 12

★ Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

★ Roman Empire

★ Cops + SWAT

[mypeepeehurts]

why doesnt the big tyler eat tge little tyler

[batsaretheb123]

he looks like one of those sign language interpreters you sometimes see in the corner of the screen in accessible movie versions

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[orteil42]

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji

[orteil42]

[batsaretheb123]

guys heralds are not at 100 can we please lock in im losing CPS..

[lazyspacee]

I just noticed today that Arcade has his last name on the side of his glasses, I thought this was a neat detail and I felt like sharing 🥹

Also bonus image of Arcade because the lighting was so beautiful

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[batsaretheb123]

i needed to look something up

I couldn't even find what i was originally looking for on the page...

no, I don't think I will.

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[seasidesandstarscapes]

no matter where i go, mentally i'm still here

[northirish]

For every 40K lore video with an AI voiceover and/or stolen or AI generated art I detonate another nuclear weapon in its silo

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

I love how when you first peek into Warhammer and catch a glimpse of Roboute Guilliman (who will likely be the first Primarch you see) you think ok well this is some boring staid stiff-upper lip male fantasy. I bet he's never cried in his life and grouses about ~honor~ all the time. He's just some ultra-masc roman empire (pejorative) jerkbait. Get the fuck outta here, cardboard ass character.

And then you get into it and yeah he is staid and uptight as hell, but he's also a nerd none of the Primarchs particularly like? People in the books are like "shut up, Roboute, don't you have some homework to do somewhere" and he goes "Actually yes thank you for reminding me".

He'll try to be funny but then it doesn't land.

When Ferrus Manus, one of the only guys MORE staid and stoic than him, finds out from Fulgrim that Guilliman admires him greatly, he responds "It is not reciprocated"

They think he's a lame annoying doopfuck. I don't think he has a single friend amongst his brothers beyond Sanguinius and that's because Sanguinius is your default friend. He comes included when you're born as a Primarch.

With the Lion, he's agonizing over how perfectly organized his legion is, it makes him insecure. It's like watching the straight A+ honor roll student find out his classmate got an A++ and then laying his head down on his desk in class to hide the fact he's trying not to cry.

He's a dork. It's kind of great. To have this guy who looks like a male power fantasy, but he's the least fuckable man in the galaxy. If you tried to seduce him, he'd go "The color of your hair reminds me of a wheat field on a warm summer day. I need to configurate grain transport logistics. I have to go"

It's actually quite endearing, as far as fascist bureaucrats go

[batsaretheb123]

they could never make me hate Guilliman, no matter how many times I meet someone else who likes Warhammer and I say Guilliman is my favorite primarch they say "I can't believe you like the Ultramarines/Guilliman!! cookie cutter ass sms!!!"

please never change, Guilliman

[batsaretheb123]

Sharikov in the snow

[guythatisjusthere]

yall stepping in what im shitting. pls I need people to talk about them more

[batsaretheb123]

coincidence? i think not.

[batsaretheb123]

tyler durden and zohran mamdani btw 🫩

[kosmogrl]