[batsbirdsandspeedstersohmy]

Hello I am Edmund! He/they always welcome to come say hi. I carve attention.

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pin post is some important links to help out. There so much that needs done to help this world. But there also little things we can do as well. We need to not get overwhelmed with the big stuff that we can't do anything. The little stuff matter to.

So here a few little things that make a difference make sure to do your clicks.

And if you have the money maybe see about donating to this organization that will take away medical debt. Every $10 makes $100 disappear.

Help the Palestinian People with a Click

Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!

Homepage - RIP Medical Debt

RIP Medical Debt makes it easy for donors to make an impactful difference in the lives of those struggling with medical debt.

[depsidase]

[87sukiyaki]

[lucyllawless]

[willgrahamscock]

AO3 WILL NEVER BE PRO CENSORSHIP

[necrxsaint]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[bleeding-r0se]

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

[bleeding-r0se]

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

[bleeding-r0se]

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

[bleeding-r0se]

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

[bleeding-r0se]

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

[bleeding-r0se]

i am going to the deepest reaches of hell for this

[bleeding-r0se]

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

[bleeding-r0se]

i uh, i got her moms number....

[bleeding-r0se]

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

[bleeding-r0se]

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

[bleeding-r0se]

hey um.... does she like girls....

[bleeding-r0se]

look i'm normal, im *trying* to fuck your mom. yes you too dear reader, i'm coming for your mom too

[bleeding-r0se]

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

[bleeding-r0se]

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

[bleeding-r0se]

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

[bleeding-r0se]

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

[bleeding-r0se]

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

[bleeding-r0se]

i am going to the deepest reaches of hell for this

[bleeding-r0se]

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

[bleeding-r0se]

i uh, i got her moms number....

[bleeding-r0se]

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

[bleeding-r0se]

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

[bleeding-r0se]

hey um.... does she like girls....

[bleeding-r0se]

look i'm normal, im *trying* to fuck your mom. yes you too dear reader, i'm coming for your mom too

[445ties]

worst lesbian award: jax

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

which movies have you watched the most amount of times? they dont have to be your actual favorite movies, just the ones youve rewatched most. for example: mine are the final destination movies and scream

[depsidase]

[finnglas]

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually as a native English speaker learning a second language one of the big disappointing realizations is that not every language with an alphabet has a near universally accepted alphabet song

[maive-the-sheep]

...English has an alphabet song?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah pretty much every kid learns it in kindergarten or earlier. It’s a banger when you’re three years old.

This is a pretty slow version but you can sing it as fast or as slow as you like.

[boys-infected]

tmi isn't real I'd take a shower with you so you wouldnt be lonely

[quasi-normalcy]

Yearning for the tender embrace of the Hive.

[ivy-michaels]

There needs to be a text based equivalent of hanging out on a couch with the homies while you all do different things in silence. Voice chat does not count I demand it be text based.

[ivy-michaels]

I need to be able to feel your silent presence while we pointedly don’t exchange words. Like cats.

[ivy-michaels]

Wait no I need a hive mind that’s it.

[foone]

I'm also saying this!

where can we get a hivemind?

[ivy-michaels]

We need to get a lot of greebly cybernetics first