Batterwitch

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decided that my original strider coat of arms was nowhere near shitty enough so I gave it some tweaks

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You ain’t slick Egbert

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John stop being an adoradork.

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#Compelling

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Kanaya Maryam: Queen of Coverups

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I feel ill

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Dumb shit intensifies

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Shut up Dirk, that’s completely realistic

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This is shit but idgaf

(revised version)

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Luv these assholes

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FIRE THE GRIST CANNONS!

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The most relatable thing ever written

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Attention we have moved passed the freudian into what the fuck territory

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What the fuck IS Jake doing?

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(and hard on the damn eyes)

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#unsinkable