Infinity is Just the Speed of Light

Zwamby . 26 . they/it . MA . bipolar . comedian/poet/author follow zwambysdelusions for my poetry and delusions

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[dykelliewilliams]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

[foundationaldecay]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

[ghost-cassette]

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

[zwambi]

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Themes

Zwamby 9/26/15 English 101 Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Themes While at first glance, Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams seems like

Here’s another shameless plug for my spy kids 2 paper that got a hundred

[fairycosmos]

mother and father issues are so valid like yeah i do take issue with the way you two behaved. Actually

[animentality]

[sirartwork]

[loracarol]

I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"

[bgm05]

obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head

[bgm05]

My animal

[catchymemes]

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[catchymemes]

[neonpigeons]

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

[demonprincex]

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays

[pissvortex]

[ostolero]

smoking a beer

[madohomo]

chugging a blunt

[full-metal-furies]

i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

[roseworth]

so i was thinking about

post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

so funny when people are like "this is the first pansexual Thai person in overwatch!" like girl u know that's a video game right

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

scandal-based development schedule

[chillcrafting]

[transenbyhollis]

Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight

[themightydeerlord]

[rorytelling]

Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean

[chillcrafting]

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[brucebocchi]

call that a two finger discount

[crazy-brazilian]

[fistfulofgammarays]

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

[moniquill]

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

[iheartvmt]

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

[vetisntdead]

Here is the opposite

[nandomando]

[friendshapedhole]

Story is wild

Little girl was part of a county fair agro-educational program where they raise an animal for a few months and at the end it’s slaughtered. Supposed to teach them about the economics of farming and stuff.

But the little girl loved her goat so much she was crying on the day her goat was supposed to be taken away, so her mom sent the county fair people an email saying “I’ll pay for the goat and any expenses. We’ve had several deaths in the family in the past year, I don’t wanna take away one more thing my little girl loves.” Technically the goat had already been sold at auction, so the mom was on the hook for about $1000, only about $70 of which would have been profit for the county fair.

The county fair people were irate and got law enforcement involved, over this “breach of contract”. They literally got a fucking judge to sign a search warrant, authorizing them to go to this little girl’s house and search every room and every cabinet or box “large enough to contain a small goat”. The sheriff’s deputies seized the goat, and whoever they gave it to immediately slaughtered it, though they were supposed to wait until some kind of agreement had been worked out.

In the county fair’s initial email correspondence with the girl’s mother, they made it clear that they were pissed off because the story of the little girl who loved her goat was circulating on social media making them look bad, and they felt the girl needed to be taught a lesson about keeping your promises or whatever. So they refused the mother’s offer to pay for it, and insisted they get the goat. Even if it meant sending the fucking cops into her house lmao.

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair