A quick yume scenario that’s been stuck in my head. I DON’T yumeship with enj*n. I’d rather have to listen to brainrot phonk on repeat before yumeshiping with that creature. If you have a problem with objectophilia/objectum don’t interact with me.
I feel like enj*n would keep Umbreaker with him almost all the time. Midnight walk around the halls and Umbreaker’s right. Even if he’s going to the attached bathroom in his room he still brings Umbreaker. Only exception is in his bed during sleep cuz he moves a lot and doesn’t wanna damage them.
So imagine his panic when he wakes up earlier than usual only to find Umbreaker not next to his bed. When he can’t find it anywhere in his room he only thinks of one other possibility. A certain someone stole them. He speed-walks over to the last place he wants to be on such lovely morning. He very harshly bangs on the door before it slows opens. “Where’s Umbreaker?” “What?” That annoys him even more “I can’t find Umbreaker and you’re the number one suspect.” “I don’t know where they are. I’ve been sleeping like everyone else.” They go to close the door but enj*n stops it. “Nuh uh I don’t believe you.”
He opens the door fully and looks around looking for Umbreaker until he sees a body pillow of none other than Umbreaker. Astonished is an understatement. “What the fuck is that?” “What’s what?” “What is that pillow? You cannot be serious. Where’d you even get that?” “Mind yo business man.” “Fuck you mean mind my business?!” Before he can get another word in the door shuts his face. “Oh hell nah. I’m telling Gris or something. This mad crazy.”
