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Tumblr dedicado a batfamily do RPG Bishop/Dusk Till Dawn Tumblr dedicated to the batfamily of the brazilian RPG Bishop/Dusk Till Dawn

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Mareen: Pode vir me buscar? Eu to bêbada

Mareen: Deixa para lá já to em casa

Blue: Meio óbvio, eu que te deixei em casa!

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Zatanna: How do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard'?

Nightwing: You ask nicely.

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Marvin: What are we doing?

Mareen: Wasting our lives

Marvin: I meant for dinner.

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Mareen to marvin: NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD!

Mareen ten seconds later: Sorry, I got caught in this whole Grayson thing...

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I miss you so, Seems like it's been forever, That you've been gone. Where'd you go? I miss you so, Seems like it's been forever, That you've been gone, Please come back home..

From: bishop

To: Luke </3

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Joker: I created Red Hood

Batman: you fucked up a perfectly good Robin is what you did

Batman: look at him

Batman: he's got anxiety

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Kori: Eu vim velar minha Blue...

Dick: QUERIDA, TU NEM TINHA QUE TA AQUI!

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From: @saoasvozes, @batcathuntress

To: @notgunnakillya, @killedbyjoker

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Harvey: These are my lovely and perfect girls, Haley and Hayley.

Someone: And who's that boy behind you?

Hartley: *waves happily*

Harvey: GODDAMN IT KID YOU BROKE THE SYMMETRY

Harvey: GO BACK TO THE FUCKING CAR NOW

Harvey: FUCK NO WAIT

Harvey: LET ME FLIP THE COIN FIRST

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Dana: Mareen and Marvin are gone!!

Dick: Relax, they must be doing some shit around the institute

Lucas: Julianne is missing

Dick: Oh, it's ok, I'll look for her tommorrow

Julie: Where's mommy?

Dick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ZATANNA IS GONE?!

Dick: JULIANNE GET IN THE CAR LET'S FIND ZATANNA!

Dick: GOD HELP ME IF SHE IS HURT!

Dick: POOR ZATANNA!

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Person: So you and Hugo have a child together?

Jonathan: Yes, Jason.

Person: That's really cute...

Jonathan: Cute?

Person: Yes, I'm all in for same-sex couples!

Jonathan: We're not a couple, we adopted Jason as co-creators, not as a couple!

Person: It's ok to say...

Jonathan: We're not a couple!

Hugo: Jonathan, I made you cookies.

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Jason: *shoots someone in the face*

Helena: Oh my God, Jason, you can't just shoot people in their faces!

Jason: Why not? Is that illegal or something?

Helena: Uh, yeah, AND IT'S CALLED MURDER

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Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Jason Todd and I’ll be singing Zombie by The Cranberries

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Jason: I am no one's son.

Bruce: Wrong.

Jonathan: I agree.

Hugo: I prefer the term "creation".

Joker: Your name is literally Jay-son, boy.

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