set the tone

Until the third out, anything is possible; after it, nothing is

[battingstance]

dawn / 27 / white / canadian

main blog: @huiven

book blog: @dreamcount

hometeamadvantage -> battingstance

canucks defender and blue jays lover

[oldshowbiz]

[basingballs]

Maybe we should just make Myles start tomorrow

[kosmogrl]

[battingstance]

I do actually think that that game gave me a headache

[based--ball]

kevin gausman we love you we love you we love you

[battingstance]

chris paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42

[battingstance]

how is it only the fifth inning 😭

[kosmogrl]

I love life even if it breaks my heart all the time

[bisexuel]

[battingstance]

okay well I got to mark off out at home plate on my bingo card :)

[meowriimo]

my #anxiousmack for me

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

ernie clement: the supportive roommate, member of bills mafia, and twitter user extraordinaire

we'll start with recent stuff. ernie is just a supportive guy, he's here for his roommates. watching from the couch. don't come for him. he's on his couch.

he's also a really good pitcher. like so good.

he throws a knuckleball and everything.

even the super elite "other".

just phenomenal stuff really.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

now of course he's also a huge bills fan. and possibly the most relatable sports fan I've ever encountered.

like soooo sorry your opinion is wrong. not up for debate. apologies.

and he's willing to threaten property damage to help his team win. same ernie.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

he's a fan of spongebob. he understands the power of spongebob in a situation where the game is on the line.

they are now captain

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

and finally he's got a lot of thoughts.

and hot takes.

and questions.

and hydration advice. even movie recs.

he's down for anything. any role. loves to contribute.

and honestly just such a good dude. friend to fans of whatever team he's on. supportive of everyone. a true vibes guy. everyone loves a good vibes guy.

and everyone loves ernie

sorry this was so long but I cut so many tweets already just to get it down to this. he's a funny guy.

[berniecement]

to be fair, i'm the one who chose to turn on a rays game

[battingstance]

john so red 😭

[erniesgoldglove]

okay the people have spoken click here to generate your own individual jays game bingo card!!

[passtheseppie]

"all because I could throw a ball": on pitchers and pain

two pitchers warm up in a bullpen / ada limón, "the hurting kind" / mets pitcher david wright 05 / blue jays pitcher shane bieber 57 / pitcher matt harvey 33 / "Equine performance genes and the future of doping in horseracing" / dodgers pitcher shohei ohtani 17 / pirates pitcher nick burdi 57 / yankees pitcher carlos rodón 55 / yankees pitcher max fried 54 / cubs pitcher shota imanaga 18 / cubs pitcher ben brown 32 / pirates pitcher paul skenes 30 / cubs pitcher andrew kittredge 59 / phillies relief pitchers in the bullpen / Mary Oliver, "Blue Horses" / Mary Oliver, "Two Horses" / Blue Horse 1, Franz Marc (1911) / The Tower of Blue Horses, Franz Marc (1913)

huge s/o to @hxwae for the incredible original webweave about pitchers and racehorse which compelled me to explore similar themes <3