From the concrete

Anime blog (mostly). Hq and YOI

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

tumblr working overtime to scrub “adult” content from this website only for a photoshopped pic of john lennon’s [redacted] to become a top post 3 days into 2022

[joleneghoul]

Love this fr

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[salazar-slanderin]

I never let anyone ruin my day

I can fuck this shit up myself

[goosewithajob]

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

[kiralamouse]

It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.

The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.

[mojoflower]

WHAT???? How have I never known this?

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[reallycorking]

maybe this got away from the original request a little bit, but i just couldn’t fight the idea. sorry anon i just feel that cormac so WOULD

[mortoisetheturtoise]

huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE 

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

It’s kind of even better than that.

They actually didn’t find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a “short, stocky male” because there’s no way they could belong to some fearless globe-trotting adventurer delicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.

So yeah, basically Earheart’s disappearance was only a “mystery” for like eighty years because of lowkey sexism and shitty science. And now we more or less know the truth. On International Women’s Day.

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

do any of you guys remember that super long fanfic that got popular a few years ago that was an AU of what would have happened if sirius had been arrested and unable to raise harry, and dumbledore forced petunia to take him in instead ? it was a bit of a reach, and pretty angsty, but it was a good read, i guess

[marauders70s]

This took two read throughs before I laughed

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[just-rhys-things]

What my brain does to my schedule when I get a new obsession.

[disneyforprincesses]

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

[mathemagicalmlp-deactivated2024]

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

[huntsman-ash]

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

[coolmanfromthepast]

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

[mornington-the-crescent]

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

[nickhelmer-deactivated20220112]

And she’s the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

[nobeatnomelody]

jacksfilms is a national treasure

[nobeatnomelody]

A much needed addition

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]

[mediaesthetics]

loving vincent (2017) dir. dorota kobiela and hugh welchman

the world’s first fully painted animated film. a biopic made up of 65,000 oil paintings done in the style of vincent van gogh. please support this film by seeing it when it comes out!!

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

[sensitiveteenager]

OMGGG

[ariesgoddess92]

Happy Black History Month

[candiikismet]

COME ON! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾 so happy waking up today!

[masterofhounds]

Awesome

[down-to-venus]

When ICE isn’t cool.

[kamuysaurus]

Kal El…. is literally Hebrew. It means Voice of God. He’s a Jewish illegal immigrant. For a reason. He was written in the 30s.

[aokayinspace]

I mean Superman was literally written as an allegory for first generation American Jews dealing with the struggle of assimilation vs maintaining traditional culture. The birth of Superman as a comic was essentially Jewish Immigrant history.