Ask King K.Rool

🐊[asks always open]🐊 MINORS/ANTIS DNI 🐊trying to revive this account🐊 🐊sfw but i don't interact with minors anymore🐊

[battleshipcruelty]

((OOC: man a lot of the blogs that follow me haven’t been active in YEARS, someone take me out of the void 😬🥶))

[battleshipcruelty]

“It’s like he didn’t get to kiss his boyfriend today or something.” @koopanasmol

[battleshipcruelty]

can we see Krusha holding his boyfriend please?

Ask King K.Rool

“Duuuh, I think he likes hugs! But uhh... He doesn’t say much while he’s receivin’ ‘em.”

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“Duuuh, I think he likes hugs! But uhh... He doesn’t say much while he’s receivin’ ‘em.”

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[OOC: I GOT NOSTALGIC OK?? I’m so sorry I never followed up but my life’s been absolutely awful; still is lmaooo]

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OOC: LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN-

Depression has been a whore lately and many a time before but I shall keep trying to answer your asks to the best of my abilities. I’m revamping K.K. one last time (hopefully) since my style has changed so much. I’m changing up his story a bit as well. Stay tuned!

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((OOC: *sneaks into this blog* uhm,,,, he-HEWWO—))

[koopanasmol-deactivated20250804]

How did Zoeya get her hair so floofy?! Also do your dad(s) know you're out so late? Or does he not have a curfew?

“People always ask me the same things!”

“Do your parents know you’re out so late??? Where’s your mother??? Aren’t you too young to be out alone??? Why do you need that much industrial sheet metal????”

“I always say the same thing...”

“How dare you speak to me...?”

((It took 10 million years but finally got an end to the casino event! Sorry for taking so long!))

Edit: forgot to tag @battleshipcruelty

[askjunkyardchainchomp]

(( @ me in your costume posts/arrival posts so that I can reblog them when the party starts!!))

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Hun, EVERY hoodie he owns is a unicorn hoodie because he literally has to cut holes in for his horns… [and his ears cuz they’re a lil’ sensitive ;)]

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With Krusha's little head spikes I could see him rocking a unicorn hoodie

Answered here: https://battleshipcruelty.tumblr.com/post/188536703711/hun-every-hoodie-he-owns-is-a-unicorn-hoodie

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Hun, EVERY hoodie he owns is a unicorn hoodie because he literally has to cut holes in for his horns... [and his ears cuz they’re a lil’ sensitive ;)]

-ooc

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I get the feeling that KK would enjoy wumpa fruit tbh 🤔

-ooc

[battleshipcruelty]

IT’S ALIIIIIIIIVE

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I wanna know more about your Kalypso. The boys are lovely and I love them too but I'd like to know more about her like how she met k rool and joined the crew.

Well, to start off Kalypso is a Kritter and not a Kremling, and Kritters to K. Rool are more like foot soldiers than anything else. She had met K. Rool through her intense rivalry with Tiny Kong, and thus earned enough respect to join the ranks of the Kremling King himself. And as such Kip and Kass are the same way. (But the kids are more of a sentimental attatchment due to their age.) Any enemy of the Kongs is a friend of KK, after all. She's not exactly part of the nautical Krew per se, but the Kremlings don't mind having her around at all.

Thanks for asking about her! If you want to know anything else, feel free to ask her! ✨

-OOC

[battleshipcruelty]

here, hold this [puts a very tiny bird in Kludge's hand]

Answered here: https://battleshipcruelty.tumblr.com/post/188512445121/its-aliiiiiiiive

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IT’S ALIIIIIIIIVE