memesandthings:
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ā ā sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ā ā sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ā ā sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ā ā sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ā ā sms ) fu ck you Ā for hurting me
( ā ā sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ā ā sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ā ā sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ā ā sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ā ā sms ) even when iām durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ā ā sms ) youāre pathetic
( ā ā sms ) you make me miserable
( ā ā sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ā ā sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ā ā sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ā ā sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ā ā sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ā ā sms ) and next time you feel like calling me⦠donāt.
( ā ā sms )Ā i donāt want anything to do with you anymore.
( ā ā sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ā ā sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ā ā sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ā ā sms ) sooooo⦠what was your first impression of me
( ā ā sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ā ā sms ) no oneās ever made me feel the way you do.
( ā ā sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you donāt mind.
( ā ā sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ā ā sms ) today is the oldest youāve ever been, but the youngest youāll ever be againā¦
( ā ā sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ā ā sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop⦠you have a date with them tomorrow.














