FizzletheBat

Absolutley Batty

[fluffmoth]

[contagioushappiness]

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

[forestry-kids]

I just want to hide from the world in one of these

[carerxsmolreg]

solid heckin guide

[battyaesthetic]

I feel threatened...

[thegayfleet]

[battyaesthetic]

This is a pure gifset

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[fagderolo]

new alignment chart go

[sweatbox-nothing]

[adreamingofguns]

capricorn is very true

[kaldraws8280]

Omg accurate

[battyaesthetic]

Nopety nope nope!

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

yall hear about fucking hb2796

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

NO I’M FUCKING SERIOUS HAVE Y’ALL HEARD ABOUT FUCKING HB2796 WHICH LITERALLY FUCKING EXCLUDES TRANS PEOPLE FROM CIVIL RIGHTS LEGISLATION

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

I’m going to keep fucking reblogging this

[punchanazi-eattherich]

“ No Federal civil rights law shall be interpreted to treat gender identity or transgender status as a protected class, unless such law expressly designates “gender identity” or “transgender status” as a protected class. “

[grimthetransman]

@yall I see ignoring this please dont. I get it its upseting, but this is IMPORTANT information that could SAVE our lives and our rights.

Also this boils down to stripping rights away from intersex and trans ppl from what I understand, meaning that we would no longer be protected under federal law. This is scary. Call your reps and get this shut down as soon as you can. We can beat this together. We need each other right now. Share this, spread this information.

[vijara]

how you can help:

call your local senator and representatives! websites like 5calls tell you your national representatives based on your location and if you use their mobile site, you can call those representatives through their site. they don’t yet have hb2796 on their site, but you can use their system regardless!

here is an example of something you can say: “My name is (your name) and I am a constituent in (your town/city/district).  I strongly oppose house bill 2796, which aims to remove gender identity protections from civil rights legislation by forcibly clarifying “gender” or “sex” to indicate only a person’s assigned gender at birth. Transgender people require civil rights protections as a vulnerable part of our population, and it is extremely important to me that they receive those protections. Thank you for your time and attention.”

IF YOU LEAVE A VOICEMAIL: leave your street address to ensure your call is tallied!

when you call, they will not argue with you, and basically just tally how many people contact them on a certain issue. also, if you want to support other issues on the 5calls site, don’t be afraid to make multiple separate calls! call volume matters and if you call more separate times it will be better.

[skyeshelpfullcloud]

Dammit I hate to use this blog for this but- from one trans guy to yall- this is important!

[jheselbraum]

It looks like this bill isn’t getting fast tracked and is actually going through the entire legislative process so keep at it!

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[insomniac-arrest]

I watched Aggretsuko, it’s good 👌

[torchembers]

I hate romance stories between dragon and a human and the dragon turns into a human for sexy stuff or romantic stuff. Like. No. Change back. Why the fuck you romancing a dragon if you only wanna bang it as a human. Fucking faker. Get out. How dare you

[teratofreak]

Fuck the dragon or get out

[askrenardfoxx-deactivated201812]

Same

[battyaesthetic]

If there is ever a time I see this on my dashboard and it doesn't get reblogged someone call the morgue

[battyaesthetic]

What the fuck is up with tumble mobile showing me blogs I don't follow on my dashboard. I'm not talking about one or two. I mean almost my entire dashboard is blogs I don't follow

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[toastoat]

Oh thank god

[ohthehypocrisy]

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

[sreegs-archive]

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

[meshugenist]

the real question is how and why the fuck did someone manually hard delete no notes ghost’s root post

[catbountry]

[cb-liger]

Bruh

[cb-liger]

Holy fuck i liked and posted this just to see….and no notes

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[adhdbun]

uh guys please i beg u if u have the choice DO NOT INSTALL THE LATEST WINDOWS UPDATE theres a good chance itll destroy your pc

[yo-i-moved-blogs]

here’s some info on what it may do to your computer and here are some potential ways to fix it

[ghosty-schnibibit]

just to date this post, the above articles are from may 23, 2018 and may 24, 2018, respectively. this is still going on, and as of these dates microsoft has not found a fix. here’s another article from may 24, 2018 that describes the problem and links to a list of ways to delay getting the update until they patch it.

sometimes old posts about bad pc updates circulate on this site months or even years after they’re defunct, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES!!! please be careful guys, there are reports of machines being bricked by this update :(

[digitalduality]

yeah no this is legit, it fucking made my computer unbootable, I’ve been struggling to get a back up up for days now

[raspberrijam]

Just in case, for those who don’t know how to stop your Windows 10 computer from auto-updating w/o your permission; you need to do the following steps.

go to Control Panel>View large icons>Admistrative tools>Services>Scroll down and find Windows Update>Double click>Stop the current session>click Manuel or Disable from the drop down>Apply

[wolfishhel-deactivated20201103]

…. I’m so glad I’ve been postponing updating my laptop for like half a month now.

[diidiidoodles]

As if the first update making some apps unlaunchable wasn’t bad enough e-e

[greshkaal]

Lucky enough to not have an issue here, but keep an eye out, I guess.

[haiku-robot]

lucky enough to not have an issue here but keep an eye out i guess

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[battyaesthetic]

Boost!

[honestlyyoungpersona]

Isn’t that lovely?

[dandridgegirl]

Very necessary. Gender neutral bathrooms for gender non conforming people is very important.

[battyaesthetic]

We need more of these

[profeminist]

“If you want to know what it’s like to be trans, don’t imagine being OTHER gender. Instead imagine world insisting you are not YOUR gender” 

 Source

[battyaesthetic]

^This^