Batwyfe

Millennial Burnout

[batwyfe]

Augh I hate having to card trans folk when they're purchasing alcohol and I can see that brief shimmer of tension and there's no real way to communicate "I'm sorry you gotta share a legal document displaying your pre transition aspect, I promise I'm just gonna check your birth date for liquor law compliance reasons" 🥲

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[batwyfe]

Do you have Stessful Things To Deal With™️ but no time to deal with them because it's time to go to work? I recommend eating 10 servings of peanut M&Ms as a deferment activity.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[batwyfe]

This morning I found a random ass morel in my yard and when I picked it, instead of getting isekai'd into a stardew valley universe, I had to get dressed and go to work.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[batwyfe]

Sometimes lately I feel like I keep slipping farther and farther away from my creativity and my goals and dreams around that creativity that I just want to scream up and vomit up all my boiling blood and wretched tears and let that newly escaped wet agony crawl away and seep into the dormant paper and thread, cover over the needles, the scissors the untouched brushes, let it colonize the dead viney lattice of wasted potential and let that beast of grief go shrieking into the night.

[batwyfe]

Feeling so tired i could cry, while also being too tired to cry. Like an overstimulated, neglected toddler with no one to tuck me into bed. Another sleepless night, another layer of horrible cortisol nacre on a shitty lil stress pearl.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[batwyfe]

I dreamed Dr House (like from the show) was investigating the failing health of a little girl. Early on, it is revealed that she's been making and drinking something called "Rat King Tea" for when she cant sleep.

Turns out her tea concoction was just ginkgo leaves, raspberries and chamomile and was not contributing to her mysterious illness.

Googling 'Rat King Tea' brought up:

One instance of some sort of internet character saving a bunch of old tea bags (bag strings tangled together in the manner of a rat king) and re-steeping it.

And one instance of a tea blend inspired by an anime character. It did contain raspberry leaf!

Since ginko leaves, raspberries and chamomile are all things a person can consume, I have decided this is a lesser #kingshand moment and will be accquiring Ingredients™️.

[batwyfe]

So it's more of an El Señor year, then.

[batwyfe]

Having lived in New England area for almost a year now, I don't really get why people are so enchanted by covered bridges?

They're all just slightly askew (and probably haunted) corridors of spider infested rafters.

[batwyfe]

I am experiencing injustice*

*a head cold

[batwyfe]

My new years resolution is to fistfight god

[batwyfe]

Update: we are one month into 2026 (somehow) and God has yet to accept my invitation to fist fight me in my neighbor's driveway.

[batwyfe]

I was thinking of maybe going outside and screaming until the top half of my body splits open like a crocodile mouth and shoots a kaiju laser at the moon, if anybody wants to join me.

[batwyfe]

My new years resolution is to fistfight god