Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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independent multi-muse featuring muses from the book of mormon, star wars, lord of the rings, monk, fallout 4, agents of shield, disney, descendants, stranger things, his dark materials, etc. written by phillip! ( template found here! )
guidelines || muses || verses || ask
independent multi-muse featuring muses from the book of mormon, star wars, lord of the rings, monk, fallout 4, agents of shield, disney, descendants, stranger things, his dark materials, etc. written by phillip! ( template found here! )
guidelines || muses || verses || ask
please like this post for a starter from one of my muses! also, please don’t forget to specify what muse you want the starter from! length may vary. ( muses list here! )
{ open to anyone || arnold cunningham }
❝ —-that’s an excellent question! i’ll get back to you in a couple hours. ❞
just wanted to let y’all know that with my coming back i want to post more. like not just ic content, but art of my characters and my ramblings about my characters, because i miss being able to do that without fearing people getting mad at me for posting “too much ooc”. that’s one of the reasons i needed a break, because any time i tried to post offhand things or just commentary people would legit send anons telling me to stop or that they didn’t care about such and such character.
me, returning after falling off the face of the planet??? it’s more likely than u think
send in " you're an idiot. " for your muse to tend to my muse's wounds after a fight/battle, because this trope is too good okay it deserves a MEME!
send in " at least i've got you here to take care of me, right? " for my muse to tend to your muse's wounds after a fight/battle.
❥ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
dream daddy is a game released by game grumps , a dating sim to date dads ! feel free to customize as you wish !
❛ right . yup . definitely repressed that memory . ❜ ❛ weren’t you the one who threw that flaming tennis ball at the police station ? no - wait . that was me . ❜ ❛ aw man a nap sounds great ! if sleep wasn’t , you know , for the weak . ❜ ❛ i think someone needs to do a three - point turn on their attitude . ❜ ❛ I GOT A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY ! ❜ ❛ you can never be too sure . see that baby in the stroller over there ? government operative . ❜ ❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜ ❛ children in general are just … tough . ❜ ❛ … are you just afraid to meet new people ? ❜ ❛ c’mon , what’d we say about meeting new people ? ❛ … perhaps i should leave saying “ baby ” to the professionals . ❜ ❛ i am in no way fit to be responsible for any living thing , including and especially myself . one time , i drank an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner . it was unholy . ❜ ❛ medium sized dog , handkerchief around the neck , i get to name it . that’s what it’ll cost me to give up on my dreams . ❜ ❛ yeah it’s just like , my entire future . no big deal . ❜ ❛ are you actually fine or are you just saying that ? ❜ ❛ okay , cool . while you do that i’m gonna do some drugs and commit some light arson . ❜ ❛ i would’ve expected you guys to be up to white collar crime by this point . maybe money laundering at the least . ❜ ❛ i love someone who knows their way around balls . ❜ ❛ i - i , uh . don’t normally … do this … ❜ ❛ aw man . i was kinda hoping you had gotten kidnapped and i was gonna have to come rescue you . ❜ ❛ … have you been reading my tweets ? nevermind . ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful work in progress . ❜ ❛ we have to be fashionably late . who shows up anywhere on time ? ❜ ❛ i’d shake your hand but i have a glass of wine to tend to . ❜ ❛ this plate of cookies is my new _____ . bye . ❜ ❛ that’s cold blooded . i like that . ❜ ❛ kids , right ? gotta love ‘em . you’re required to by law . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of talking to old dudes who blame my generation for the failing economy . ❜ ❛ i think i just have to accept the fact that as an adult , i’ve become the machine i once raged against and accept my fate to unironically wear socks with sandals . ❜ ❛ my , do you know how to treat a lady . ❜ ❛ i think i might have taped over a veggietales VHS with the shining . who knows . ❜ ❛ he’s probably stuffing dirt into his mouth . who knows ? toddlers are pretty resilient . ❜ ❛ you’re not gonna do the thing where you wait silently for me to come home in the living room with all the lights off , are you ? ❜ ❛ you really scared me . just … please don’t do that again . ❜
✧･ﾟ: *Dɪsᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs
A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk into a Bar
❝ Hope you got your beauty sleep. ❞
❝ Anything’s safer than guarding that prince/ss! ❞
❝ You’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get married. ❞
❝ You wanna switch places? ❞
❝ I’m actually hoping for death, thanks though. ❞
❝ Did you make sure to add extra frosting? ❞
❝ I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life. ❞
❝ Great I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I’m a virgin? ❞
❝ I thought that I’d get married for true love, or because I was wasted. ❞
❝ You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really truly happy? ❞
❝ ___, it’s like you don’t appreciate your assembly-line job. ❞
❝ Yeah, singing while you work’s not happiness. It’s mental illness. ❞
❝ Ugh! I’m sick of being happy all the time. ❞
❝ Just once I wish…I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable. ❞
❝ ___ you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld! ❞
❝ A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me. ❞
❝ Ghosts are losers that got murdered. ❞
❝ Get used to it, cause you are stuck with me for all eternity. ❞
❝ Just because I’m not jolly all the time doesn’t make me a weirdo. ❞
❝ It’s like you do the slightest thing here, and everyone freaks out. ❞
❝ It’s like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses. ❞
❝ And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift. ❞
❝ If you don’t calm down, this is gonna be a long forever. ❞
❝ Don’t you want to see the outside world? ❞
❝ I don’t know why we keep that lever there. ❞
❝ Scribeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code! ❞
❝ I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard! ❞
❝ Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools. ❞
❝ I’d rather die a big death than live a small life. ❞
❝ Wow, for the first time in my life I feel completely calm and—-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ❞
❝ I’m a prince/ss. I can’t do my own bidding. ❞
❝ You know that little voice in your head that says to do the right thing? ❞
❝ So you’re like a terrible friend? ❞
❝ I never said I’m your friend. ❞
❝ Shame you’re a prince/ss and too dainty to do anything about it. ❞
❝ Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it. ❞
❝ How long is this gonna last? ❞
❝ Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should. ❞
❝ I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. And I came out perfect. ❞
❝ I mean nobody knows anything for sure but if I talk with confidence you dopes will believe anything I say. ❞
❝ I’m just kicking back with my new cat. ❞
❝ I’m not here to answer cat questions. ❞
❝ Are you trying to make a jerk out of me? ❞
❝ Actually, I’d be fine if someone could just slide my head up a bit. ❞
❝ It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you’re kind of slowing us down. ❞
❝ Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings. ❞
❝ Stand back, chumps. Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps. ❞
❝ I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one? ❞
❝ I have theory. Maybe they go up. ❞
❝ I won’t even dignify that with an upward glance.❞
❝ I’ve never heard of anything. ❞
❝ This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you? ❞
❝ Cool night air, sky full of stars….this sucks. How much further? ❞
❝ I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind and replace them with worse ones. ❞
❝ Hey, s/he’s making fun of my dreams. That’s what friends do! ❞
❝ What’s this weird feeling I don’t want to drink away? ❞
❝ I’ll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull. ❞
❝ Yeah, that’s me. That’s me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry about that. ❞
❝ Well, now we know something we didn’t know yesterday. ❞
❝ I might as well give up and accept that I’ll never be anything more than a wealthy queen/king of a fabulous faraway kingdom. ❞
❝ You are beautiful and your skin is so soft, and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you’re wrong! ❞
❝ Pardon my language but destiny is baloney! ❞
❝ Your future is not foretold. It’s what you make of it. ❞
{ open to anyone || arnold cunningham }
❝ —- i never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞
meme call! most of the time, i’m either not able to get on the dashboard much, or the dash is too fast to see memes that can be sent in. if you like this post, i’ll go through your meme tag and send you some memes! ( if you’d like something from a specific meme, feel free to let me know )
please like this post for a starter from one of my muses! also, please don’t forget to specify what muse you want the starter from! length may vary. ( muses list here! )
“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme
❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞
❝ I preen for Satan. ❞
❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞
❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞
❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞
❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞
❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞
❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞
❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞
❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞
❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞
❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞
❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞
❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞
❝ God can’t help you now. ❞
❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞
❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞
❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞
❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞
❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞
❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞
❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞
❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞
❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞
❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞
❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞
❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞
❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞
❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞
❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞
❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞
❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞
❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞
❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞
{ open to anyone || adrian monk }
❝ —-if by excited you mean petrified and full of regret. yes, i am.❞
meme call! most of the time, i’m either not able to get on the dashboard much, or the dash is too fast to see memes that can be sent in. if you like this post, i’ll go through your meme tag and send you some memes! ( if you’d like something from a specific meme, feel free to let me know )
one more shift left in this hellish work week, i can’t wait 2 write soon
May I offer you a boi during these trying times?
