tell me everything.

[baugossip]

haeil is annoying

you said it, kid.

[baugossip]

it can't just be me that wants to see inha and haeil throw hands

i wanna see that ballerina kick his ass. i like her. she’s got an attitude and that tall kid needs to get off his high fuckin horse. his shit isn’t even that good.

[baugossip]

heard some nasty stuff going on in the boys bathroom, any ideas who the culprits are?

nasty stuff in the boys bathroom? isn’t that... an everyday think in this place? i mean, at any given moment someone is probably fucking or fighting in there. i did hear that our resident coke head was in the bathroom once again, snorting away their talent and followed by some other boy however long later. so one of the two previously mentioned subjects probably happened. can someone please tell that boy to stop being such a fucking cliche? 

[baugossip]

heard daehyun likes choking people

why would anyone be surprised over that? thats the most pg thing you can be into during sex. the only thing more rated g would be saying “i like missionary position”. tell me someone is into something more interesting next time.

[baugossip]

not to start discourse but sangmi and felix deserve better than this world

discourse is my favorite thing though. i mean, you’re not wrong. it seems those two are perpetually on everyone’s list to not fuck with. as if they can do no wrong. boring, but... respectable, considering the environment.

[baugossip]

there’s a rumor about stds in bau and i won’t be surprised if its roots are taejun

i don’t think we could track down the true root. this school seems to be as sexually active as the red light district on discount wednesdays. but it wouldn’t be shocking if he helped the epidemic along.wrap it up boy.

[baugossip]

name your cinnamon rolls and problematic faves

is there anyone here that isn’t a problem? i guess there are some less problematic than others. kids like june, felix, sangmi, mi na and naeun seem good enough. i need to look out for more of those soft looking people; they’re hard to find in this shithole. problematic favs though. i got tons of those. haeil, minsung and juno are all on my list to watch. everything they do (or should i say EVERYONE they do) is entertaining. keep at it.

[baugossip]

happened to hear someone talking shit in the toilets about practically everyone they’re “friends with”.... seemed like some tension in paradise here. any idea who it might be?

what paradise? this place is an infestation. as for people talking shit about their own friends, doesn’t everyone do that? i’m pretty sure no one here is innocent of that. there are a few people who keep acting high and mighty just because they have some sort of fame or fortune going on (you know who you are); so it wouldn’t be shocking that its one of them. hiss hiss. 

[baugossip]

Is Daehyun ever going to get his shit together? He's too greasy for his own good.

unlikely. if he actually did get his shit sorted, he’d get together with that one girl he keeps hanging out with so much. obvious, much?

[baugossip]

i think woojin is going to break soon. he keeps acting nice to everyone but he's not exactly that stable, is he?

is anyone in this fucking school stable? though it is fun to see someone finally break. it’ll be entertaining to watch. should we have a count down until it happens? ONE.

[baugossip]

i heard taejun was sleeping around with like... four people.

four? you come here with weak gossip like that? everyone already knows he’s sleeping around. he doesn’t hide it. come back when you have something that the entire campus doesn’t already know.