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alinoshka bauman unoffical bouncerself defense expert

[baumanisms]

❝ i believe no woman should be without at LEAST the basic knowledge of self defense.. ❞

alinoshka ALINA bauman, 19 years old-- a self proclaimed pint-sized powerhouse and genius ditz, currently residing in hawkins, indiana. barback/unofficial bouncer @ the hideout & putting her black belts to good use as a backyard self defense instructor.

WRITTEN BY: FIORELLA indie & selective stranger things oc blog

 carrd. | guidelines. | chrissy | robin | mila ( oc )

[baumanisms]

alina's gonna get a lil revamp folks. stay tuned <3

[chmerical-arch]

late ass munday pic and a life update. haven’t been on much because life & some uneasiness here. trying to sort my shit out while i hide on discord and over in fear street land over here. i’ll be back soon enough lovelies. i miss you all ❤️

[daxambcrn]

send “…didn’t know where else to go…”

for your muse to show up at my muses doorstep one night during a thunderstorm, shivering, bleeding & soaking wet.

[rpmemes-galore]

oh my god, they were roommates  … sentence starters

also included some aimed at cohabitating couples

“Did we leave the stove on?”

“Did you remember to unplug that?”

“Did you know you talk in your sleep?”

“Do you wanna just order pizza tonight?”

“You’re slowing down the internet, again.”

“I washed dishes last night. It’s your turn.”

“Seriously? You ate them all? Without me?”

“Do you have to have your music that loud?”

“Oh, don’t give me that! It had my name on it!”

“Scootch over, you’re hogging the whole couch.”

“You made dinner? Thanks, it smells really good.“

“Touch my chips and you’re gonna meet the lord.”

“My Netflix password, I get to decide what we watch.”

“If you touch that thermostat one more time, I swear…”

“Oh, yeah, light’s been burnt out for, like, a week, now.”

“Put down the broom and go to bed, you’re exhausted.”

“I just pulled all these out of the couch. Care to explain?”

“I swear, this place is haunted. The lights keep flickering.”

“No. You can’t solve every household issue with duct-tape.”

“Was that the sound of a pipe bursting? Please, tell me no.”

“You can’t just hoard (trash item). You’re like a dragon of garbage.”

“Well, I would’ve liked to sleep, but SOMEONE hogged the bed last night.”

“Our neighbors keep eyeing our little garden. I think they’re jealous. Good.”

“So, don’t panic, but you know how they say you shouldn’t microwave metal…?”

“Excuse you, you don’t need a pillow. I’m right here, and perfectly pillow-shaped!”

“Did you really write ‘REDRUM’ on the mirror? You almost gave me a heart attack!”

“Hey, I know you’ve had a rough day, so I made a quick stop and picked up your favorite snack.”

“Sorry I didn’t warn you that I sleepwalk. Didn’t mean to become your sleep paralysis demon.”

“Yeah, I’d love to do the yardwork… if it could stop snowing/raining/storming for more than ten seconds.”

“I was going to throw out the milk, but it’s been in there so long, it gained sentience and I’m scared to get near it.”

“Since things keep breaking, I think we have a household ghost. And I’m gonna name him Steve. Steve, you’re a dick.”

“Apparently, you can duct tape a person to a wall. We have duct tape. We have a wall. Are you seeing where I’m going with this?”

“Somewhere in this house, there’s a smoke alarm low on batteries. And it’s taunting me with its beeps, because it knows I can’t figure out which one it is.”

[reblogmymemesyoucoward]

Send 🍾 for the first thing my muse would say to yours while drunk.

[riddlesreformed-blog]

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

[angstmemes]

My muse is completely intoxicated. Send me questions and my muse will answer them drunkenly.

[promptplanetblr]

different ways to say ‘i love you’

## for best friends or for lovers, if you pick the right ones

“you’re so dumb.” [insert fond smile here]

“you could punch me in the face and i would still want you ngl.”

“are you cold? here you go. come here.”

“you have stars in your eyes. i like looking at it.”

“i trust you. it’s okay.”

“you’re driving me crazy here.”

“wherever you want to go, i promise i’ll be with you every step of the way.”

“i’ll be damned if i don’t make you smile at least once today.”

“...please stay.”

“hey…” [hesitates] “be safe, alright?”

“i’ve been worried sick! where the hell were you!?”

“so what? you’re still my [name], idiot. i don’t care about what they say!”

“let me take care of you today. don’t do anything in return, just let me.”

[cups person b’s cheeks] “you are a menace and you almost died back there if it wasn’t for me.”

“how did you even get sick? you look ugly. come here.”

“i will never not think about you.”

“you… you don’t even have to love me back, you know?”

“i’m— i’m happy when you’re here. i’m happy.”

“this—” [points at their chest] “—this belongs to you. always.”

- mod sushi | masterlist

[gumuhit]

you’re going to be held a lot one day. you’re going to forget how it’s like to be touch-starved.

[timotaychalamet]

Florence Pugh in In The Time It Takes To Get There (2019) dir. Zach Braff

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

[newvision]

— Bob Dylan from When the Deal Goes Down on Modern Times (2006)

[flagged-as-naughty-deactivated2]

[limmastyles-deactivated20260413]

Florence Pugh for Tiffany & Co 2022

[auditioheros]

omg i’m late this munday!!!! here i played dress up this weekend! also pls note this is purely for cosplay purposes! while i’m a party princess i never perform as isabela bc i am 100% not fit to play her at all!

[airsignz]