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baz "never kawaii" hearst, the mean hearst, forecast of 99% chance of attitude and silent threats, people's sexiest man alive 2013

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Baz Hearst & Isabel Haden out in Los Angeles, Feb. 14th

"I may have added a few more kiss scenes in the revised script of A Tale of Love and Darkness after Izzie was cast." - Baz Hearst

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the hearst family

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SO MUCH LUV 4 THE HEARST FAM??? HASHTAG HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY. i mean [look at their flawless genetics] "[thanks mom]" - baz 2 mama hearst at pree much every award show. so baz's most prized possession is not a super cool teen choice award surfboard for "choice male hottie" or the one of a kind remember my name tye jameson face collage onesie given to him by ellen degeneres (which he wears only when he's missing his bro) but actually his bb sister cece???? also how much do i luv that cece is basically a combo of jess and winston? the answer is cece is flawless n i luv her/you so much(ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ

BUT N E WAYZ baz is basically the ferguson to her winston [do i have to explain this] [i mean] [i have no words] [them after fights] i nvr knew flat faced cats were baz's spirit animal until now and now it all makes sense. one time big bro hearst heard paparazzi were camped outside cece's crib and so trys and him parked outside and shot them w/ water guns. "she's a real princess" - baz when asked about his sister starring in a lot of period films. EVERY MONTH THEY HAVE A GET TOGETHER OF THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND CO-STARS AND HAVE A HEARST KARAOKE PARTY??? it's like getting into a party at the play boy mansion except everyone has their clothes on and it's just bad singing 9 times out of 10 (the exception being when the hearst sibs get on stage and do their flawless rendition of bohemian rhapsody *cool shades emoji* aintnobodyfresherthanmyclique.mp3) also [baz]

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"it's a no from me - simon cowell" - baz hearst

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REMEMBER MY NAME SUPER FORCE UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so i just had to put this somewhere and show u guys but basically ot3: [baz is always josh lmao] [baz interrupting tye/iz] [when are they not harassing baz lol] [tye hitting baz w his gorilla arms] [baz n iz fighting and tye is just like "lol idiots"] [best costars i cry] [basically] [last but not least] OK I'M DONE I LUV U GUYS also baz cries every night since the finale (((ask cece)))

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HAHAHA PREPARE TO CRY UR HEART OUT W ME RITA ok so remember my name's otp was freddie x lydia but outside of the show it was all about the biz??? "IS BIZ GETTING BUSY???" - PEREZ HILTON ("STFU PEREZ HILTON" - baz) they were basically nina x ian during the early tvd days when ppl were like ARE THEY DATING??? OR ARE THEY NOT??? (see: bizisreal.tumblr.com) some evidence: [x] [*pretends it's the rmn ot3*] [x] [x] [x] [x] honestly ppl just used to vote for rmn to see live biz interaction lol ok now onto the good stuff *whispers joshifer* [UGH BIZ] [talking about the end of rmn] [THE ACCURACY] [x] [just everything] hahaha so i forgot what the point of this was other than to spam u w nian/joshifer gifs ig lol but always remember... the bill murray party of '09 and on that elusive note i bid you adieu

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bazlys doing their rendition of sabotage by beastie boys @ monthly hearst karaoke night

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[real talk tho] there needs to be a june/baz box set lol omg june calling baz charismatic just over inflates his already inflated ego hahaha but he luvs it b/c everyone else is always calling him 'grandpa' or 'grumps' but then presh june is always like "ya he's cool" "heck yeah *cool shades emoji*" - baz also v. [accurate] [photots] of their friendship lol

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in between takes baz is just like [this] but rly more like [this] 2 riley lmao aLSO SUMMER WOW I'M CRY S?dg you just had to sneak a harry butt photo in there and i can' teven describe the feeling i'm feeling (harry styles inexplicable butt feELS??? IS THERE AN EMOJI FOR THAT???) [me rn] *collects self* where was i oya they should nvr [social network] b/c they are both crazy and do not gaf. hahahahahaha omg *on top of riley completely nude* "what did you think of the last ep of game of thrones?" or as she's playing words w friends "you could've spelt 'zinged' riley" "riley just give it to me" "riley i'll do it" "riley--" *ends up crushing her w his weight*

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from baz 2 trys

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lmao isla is the only person he watches national geographic w b/c she appreciates silence and animals *amen emoji* she is also the only person who has legit given him a black eye while filming lol

[when asked about it] "my lawyers have yet to contact hers" - baz hearst only 2% joking

[here's baz w his adopted dog] most of the time cece takes care of him lol but whenever isla's over baz is like "oya we're the best of friends" and the dog is like *ignores him* *trots away* "*nervous laughing* that's just a game we play"

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i'm laughing so hard b/c read this interview w margot:

'We were positioned while they lit around us in one scene, and I kind of pushed Leo's head to one side and told him he was in my light and he moved out of [it],' she said of the sex scene. 'He was so incredulous that I had told him to get out of my light, and physically moved him out of the way, he was like, "Did you really just do that?" 'I don't think anyone has told him to get out of their light in quite some time,' she added. 'He seemed extremely [shocked], but it was kind of funny.'

BASICALLY BAZ/JOSIE 4 GRACE OF MONACO LOL

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wow baz is a real dick

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Ryan Gosling walks in on interview... and discreetly walks out again. (video)

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ok but if mae is actually aubrey then baz is her matthew gray gubler??? e.g. [them taking promo pix for into the woods] [more] [debauchery] [running joke that mae is a llama] [baz is the type to rly squeeze a joke] [basically]

So, what was your most debaucherous Sundance moment?  Gubler: “My most debaucherous Sundance moment with Aubrey was when I was in the hot tub with Andy Milonakis, Riff Raff, and John Stamos — that’s all you need to know. We were listening to Tony Danza’s CD.”

also i live and breathe 4 those sloth pix of trys n mae on baz

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[vday card 2 baz b4 breakup]

[vday card to baz after breakup]

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[baz's vday cards arrive mid-june] 

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