#cotg rp

[jessespinksmans]

Riley was used to every guy in a ten-mile radius hitting on her so when he hadn't paid her the slightest bit of attention, it made her stop and pause and wonder to herself, "Who the fuck is this Peter Rowe?" 

[ucheotg]

MEET UCHE

UCHECHUKWU MARCH AYODE doesn't even seem like a real human being - and that's because she's not - she's the crossbreed between angelina jolie's right leg at the 2012 oscars and george clooney trying to get meryl streep her glasses at the 2012 golden globes. that is the mystic of uche ayode.

she was born in cairo and is half egyptian half nigerian. her mom was killed in some voodoo helter skelter murder ring when she was like two though and her dad has always been unfit to raise her so she was adopted by her momma's friend from the london theatre crowd. 

and therefore she grew up in london w/ director/bbc exec roland march and stage actress alexer khory-march.

uche went to u.s.c. and a.f.i. in america hella young (she completed 6 years of college by the time she was 22)

uche's thesis film othello, georgia was crazy good and it basically caught the attention of all the A+ artists left in the hollywood scene

since graduating she has worked w/ wes anderson, lars von trier, sofia coppola (b/c i am v. unrealistic and hopeful) and other idiots like baz hearst

she pretty much studied writing in college, but she's multifaceted both behind the camera and in front of it

uche has the spirit of cate blanchett drinking whiskey and tea in the garden of versaille, wearing something designed by alexander mcqueen. top that. 

no but really she is all about the pride of the ~art. do not fuck with her highly merited medium of artistic expression. 

she gives zero craps about manicams and giuliana rancic and she will tell you with the grace of a thousand queens that unless you start treating her like the highly gifted individual she is, she will walk away

uche is only intimidating b/c she is so "let's get this shit done and let's win an oscar for it"

age: 28... oscar wins: 2... oscar noms: 2... ace level: 100%

[josieotg]

WALK A MILE IN THESE LOUBOUTINS

josephine josie khaleesi clark

"just grabbed finchers ass!!!! #PROBONO" -@josieclark ((josie’s legendary drunken first tweet))

enter the fabulousest queen [serena van der woodsen] of cotg hollywood (you can’t expect anything less from the woman who slayed her portrayal of grace kelly tbh)

above all else, josie is a party gurl princess love of my life tears in my eyes

she’s only been in la since she was 20, and worked three respective waitressing jobs the few months before she got her first role

growing up josie was came from a middle class small-town family. she never knew what she wanted to do, so she dabbled in just about every club, every honor society, and every sport. she was on track to go to law school but, with a push from her theatre director, decided on a whim to move to hollywood instead (not that she thought it would actually provide her any income)

prefers guys to girls all the damn time. having grown up with two brothers, she’s just more comfortable with them and can find other girls to be suffocating (‘cept ok she needs like at least 1 gal bff ok is it you???? call 1-800-comment-me)

she started in acting with a few tv roles (probably hired for her looks lbr) and gradually integrated herself into film, scoring several supporting roles until her first lead as (BOOM SNAP) princess grace kelly, which is generally considered to be her breakout role  (◕‿◕✿) that was a run-on sentence guess what idc

josie’s first audition for “grace of monaco” was an absolute disaster and ended with her singing grace kelly by mika w/ no dignity left actually ((she mailed in another audition tape and got called back))

since then she’s been much more widely known and is reaching magazines/tabloids/imdb’s hottest stars list ok???

personality wise, josie is A+ a good girl with a lil wild side

i mean this is an ex-potential lawyer we’re talking about?? A+ intelligence A+ looks are you kidding me A+ financial situation

she worries about what people think of her 150% of the time (to the point of caroline forbes level neuroticism tbh) and she always thinks she’s on a downward spiral *sighs* jose

lbr the pressures of hollywood can just really get to her so she takes a lot of bubble baths her skin is due to get permanently pruney real soon

can’t remember the last time she had an emotionally charged conversation she avoids them like the plague [like so]

she’s kind of stubborn actually

ALSO JOSIE IS THE PRINCESS OF SASS I LITERALLY CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!!!

she has a bit of a party girl reputation which comes from making out with a lot of people in photobooths and drunk instagram selfies and because alcohol just lets her forget a lot of the stresses in hollywood ((hmu tye))

[josie a lot of the time]

tbh tho josie is just the [blushing emoji] of life. you can’t help but like her because she’s so warm and funny and exuberant despite her insecurities. idk about you guys but i feel as though the emoji conveys all that in a simple glance

[jonesotg-blog]

lonerface why am i in hollywood guy

meet jonathan "jones" pryor. no relation to tris prior (haters to the left)

[theme song plays]

jones is a sourpuss - incredibly standoffish in an incredibly old grandfather with a gun sort of way

dude catapults from being half-easygoing to socially awkward in .2 seconds. his bounce-back topics include: the olympics, han solo, what's new in the house of representatives

3/4 angry and/or aloof, 1/4 warm and fuzzy reflecting on life with new eyes ((the world is so beautiful why didn't i notice it before??))

jones' father was a director before his retirement, so he pretty much grew up in the business by going to set and throwing goldfish at A list stars

he has two brothers who are also actors, although ironically he, the middle child, is the most successful of the three. his "mom" "skipped town" when he was pretty young, but he's pretty sure him and his brothers came from three different moms anyway (all about the conspiracy theories)

jones hates the industry a lil/lotta bit because people are no good full of themselves and cause of all the events he has to attend. that might just be because he still doesn't rly know how to tie a tie tho 

despite this, jones loves a variety of things, such as cannabis and leftover taco bell ((stars are people too))

has an avidity for [taking candids] and attending comic con every year jfc

jones attempts to stay out of the media/tabloids for the most part but his blown-out-of-proportion recluse stereotype forces him to make big news whenever he steps out of his house

he loves making movies and acting and being a comedian and hates the promotion part of his job

he's notorious for sucking ass at interviews because he puts his foot in his mouth and says one too many quotable things after one too many shots of tequila beforehand

"gotham needs me" -ben wyatt" -jones pryor

idk i guess jones is like a total rich [nick] he was supposed to be an asshole originally and then he was cute nerd guy and now he's this sry 4 leading u on

what you should know about jonny boy is that he is A plus loyal anyway (cue aww). he can be difficult to read but you'll know he likes you if he pays for his own drinks and invites you over to play call of duty

also he doesn't know how to react to fans or attention ever

also he is incredibly unsuccessful at picking up chicks. it usually happens by accident

also idk if this is done but HERE TAKE IT (◡‿◡✿)

[ucheotg]

I am amazed. Luca better be prepared for the 100% ferocity that Uche is bringing to Into The Woods. (Lbr is Uche ever not ferocious? No.)

[ucheotg]

uche ayode

uche's fake wikipedia page (wip)

uche’s filmography (wip)

[kennedyotg]

Kennedy Garrett

kennedy's fake wikipedia page (wip)

kennedy's filmography (wip)

[kennedyotg]

Good luck, Tye. Kennedy's never home. She's got appearance to keep up! Getting coffee! Wearing dresses to different places! Yoga! Lunch with pretty people! Girl, please. Eventually he'll have to text her like "where u at boo" and she'll reply "Kim K's backyard".