“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”
I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.
This went viral the night of 2016 elections
This is so funny I love this girl
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“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”
I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.
This went viral the night of 2016 elections
This is so funny I love this girl
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK
You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society.
The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’.
*Looks around at America in 2017*
Yeah he fuckin called that shit.
*A group of teenagers walking up to Steve after school*
Random guy: Hey Steve you wanna come hang out with us? We got beers.
Steve *about to get into his minivan*: Well gee fellas I️ would but I️ gotta go pick up my boys from AV club, and then I promised Max that I️ would take her to the skate park. She’s been working on this new trick oh I’m so proud of her. Then I’ve gotta take little Jane and get her a new pair of shoes before the mall closes. Oh then I’ve gotta make dinner and let me tell you getting those little rascals to eat there vegetables is a battle itself especially my Dustin he’s always wanting to get straight to the chocolate pudding. Oh but I️ wouldn’t trade em for anything they’re just getting so big. Ya wanna see a picture *takes out is wallet and 20 pictures of the kids roll out* ope that’s us at the skating rink last month look at Lucas he’s gettin so tall, and there’s Will on his birthday-
so conservatives are okay with banning abortion, muslims, birth control, welfare, accessible healthcare, immigrants, gay rights, and trans rights, but guns have to stay????????
Where’s the lie
Oh! You forgot women’s rights and education
pretty much anything that revokes the rights of anyone who isn’t a rich straight white male lmao
I memorized the wayward expressions Never look down Never let you see me down I memorized the way no directions Can I come over now I’d like to stay a little while I memorized your body exposed I could fuck you all night long From a memory alone
I never forget a face Don’t go plastic on me Nothing’s set in stone You’re not dipped in gold Dipped in gold You can’t breathe if you’re dipped in gold You are not on paper You are not a copy You’re so, you’re so..so thick, so thick
You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2014), Dir. Michel Gondry (via wordsnquotes)
Dr. Will called Ika the winner of bbcan5
in julie’s post season interview she said she thought the way paul made faces during josh’s speech was rude and that he was acting “like a brat” and that probably influenced the jury
These pregnancy questionssssssss
Here’s the thing: I still don’t like bitter juries. But there’s a difference between a bitter jury and a jury who has dealt with constant bullying and who was never told the truth. In bb14, Dan never bullied anyone and he always told the truth in his goodbye messages, and his finale speech was nothing but the truth as well. THAT jury was bitter - they were mad that Dan was so good, that they were fooled, so they voted for Ian out of spite. That right there is what I hate - and I don’t believe it was in true Big Brother spirit. But for bb19, this jury had to choose between an okay, honest player and someone who had an advantage from the start, treated them terribly, and lied about it all the way up until finale night. So if people are saying “Ugh, what a bitter jury, Paul deserved that win,” then they don’t fully understand the definition of a bitter jury. They need to rewatch bb14 and get back to me; that was the REAL robbed winner due to a bitter jury.
Everyone fighting in the tag shit I wanna fight too!
Me: Stubs toe
Me in Karen Singbeil’s voice: It’s that damn Kevin Martin
How can Paul be considered a legend when he was guaranteed to get back into the season by a houseguest accepting 25k, being immune for the FIRST FOUR EVICITIONS (including the night 1 one), being able to give safety bracelets to the houseguests to guarantee some allies, having MULTIPLE conpetitions he played in the season before be in this season, have people he knew outside the house placed in there, him doing black face AND encouraging bullying and isolation throughout the house?
Good morning to everyone except Jeff Varner.