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[tolkien-shitposting]

[worse0mens-deactivated20240701]

Do you think anyone else has ever come and tried to rescue Aziraphale when he’s trying to tempt attract Crowley to do it?

Like, some poor heroic human bursts into whatever dark cell he’s found himself in like “Fear not! I have come to free you from the -”

“No, no, no,” Aziraphale interrupts, pushing him back out the door. “Wrong knight in shining armour, I’m afraid. Off you pop.”

“But - what?”

“Yes, you heard me. There’s another damsel in distress just down the hall, third on the right. She’ll be very grateful, I’m sure. Make sure you lock the door on your way out, there’s a good chap,” he insists with a polite smile. “Bye bye now.”

[aangelphale]

oh yes certainly

i'm sure we all agree that aziraphale purposely sets himself up for crowley to come rescue his ass but it would make So Much sense for someone else to take the bait instead of crowley (at first, obviously, we ALL know that man knows EXACTLY when his angel needs his help)

like imagine how many tries it would take at times..... or how long he has to wait for crowley to show up..... aziraphale would practically push anyone out of the way who dares interrupt his damsel in distress act and lords KNOWS he'd wait hours for crowley to help him out smh

[bbecauseiloveit]

I’m dyinggggg I can just see it now:

*Crowley suddenly appears in the cell*

Aziraphale: well it’s about fuckin’ time. You are 9 knights late. Now get me out of these cuffs so I can put you into these cuffs.

[captain-snark]

He and Crowley are just about to leave and there’s a soft tap! tap! tap! on a cabinet in the corner and aziraphale is trying to ignore it and Crowley curiously goes over and opens it up and there’s someone shoved unceremoniously inside because Aziraphale did not have time to shoo him properly away before Crowley showed up.

[sad-arcana-au]

Me writing sexy fan fiction:

The people reading it:

[heatcicle]

Me seeing a beloved actor: Nice.

Me seeing said beloved actor but with eyeliner:

oh fuck yes.

[cliopadra]

Just a silly one

[cliopadra]

A little painting I made on Sunday to test a new Procreate oil pack and then promptly forgot about.

[cliopadra]

💕✨Chins✨💕

[cliopadra]

Happy AziraFeast everyone! Time to live the life!

[cliopadra]

What's your favourite thing to draw Aziraphale and Crowley doing?

I’m not sure whether I have a favourite specific activity I like to draw them doing but I guess:

In comics- Aziraphale getting shocked like...

and crowley being lazy?

In paintings - both being relaxed and hedonistic

[cliopadra]

Crowley is to blame for the existence of annoying Christmas pop songs. Change my mind.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Incorrect Good Omens [24/?]

It’s been one helluva year (understatement). Soooo… let’s start the next year how we mean to go on… posting ridiculous and “incorrect” edits of these two idiots… whom I adore.

Happy New Year everyone ✨🥳😇🐍✨

[cliopadra]

[bbecauseiloveit]

// There's such a sad love

Deep in your eyes A kind of pale jewel

Open and closed Within your eyes

I'll place the sky

Within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart

Beatin' so fast

In search of new dreams

A love that will last

Within your heart

I'll place the moon

Within your heart

As the pain sweeps through,

Makes no sense for you

Every thrill is gone

Wasn't too much fun at all,

But I'll be there for you

As the world falls down

Falling

Falling down

Falling in love

I'll paint you mornings of gold

I'll spin you Valentine evenings

Though we're strangers 'til now,

We're choosing the path

Between the stars

I'll leave my love

Between the stars

As the pain sweeps through,

Makes no sense for you

Every thrill is gone

Wasn't too much fun at all,

But I'll be there for you

As the world falls down //

David Bowie’s Labyrinth x Good Omens

Outfits are a complete original design by me with crossover elements

[naniiebimworks]

“So. It appears Warlock’s is best subject is Mathematics.”

“Maths?”

“Maths.”

“…We’re so screwed.”

Ineffable tutors commiserating over Warlock’s tendency towards maths

Anyone walks in, and the one with sleight of hand practice is in charge of yeeting the flask, and the fireproof one for inhaling the cig stub. You’d think having miraculous abilities would make this easy, but they’re terrible at it.

People look away out of sympathy to give them a mo. .

[falllingthroughspace]

[nuooage]

[gayforgoodomens]

love portrait for Lord A.Z. Fell

[gayforgoodomens]

An answer for Sir A.C

(thank you to @thegoodomensdumpster​ for posing)

[thegoodomensdumpster]

#aziraphale the bastard can’t be too obvious in his love portrait#so he’s just posing with an apple#like ‘look my dear it’s SYMBOLIC that i WANT TO BITE YOUR ASS’ @gayforgoodomens your tags made me fucking SCREAM