Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.
i’m stupid and my meat is huge
A jock in an ancient Grecian locker room: lol look at this dudes tiny meat
The guy whose about to invent the rumor that a tiny penis makes you smart: oh you havent heard?

















