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Idk if I've posted this here but netanyahu is a fucking idiot and because of how the coalition government works the war will not end because then the far right members would stop supporting Bibi and he would lose power.

Breaking a cease fire is never a good look. And now they want to remove every single person from Gaza? Not to mention what they are doing in the West Bank. I believe in Israels right to exist in their historic homeland. But shit has gone too far for too long.

yogg-saron

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

yogg-saron

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

yogg-saron

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST

wizardshark

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

explorerrowan

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

yogg-saron

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Max is an adult now

uselessalexis165

i can die happy now knowing that barb and fizz are friends and are still in contact with each other 🎪

alwaystiredshark

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miyakuli

Blitz bringing back plants from missions so that Stolas can have his little garden is likely canon now omfg THIS CARING BF///////////////

maelwife

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

bellezitta

This is not cool as you think it is. and if you find this post relatable/funny you should get your acts checked lol. And it’s always americans doing unnecessary dumb shit

maelwife

notahorseindisguise

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

acepalindrome

Can we please stop disappointing the crabs? They just want to rave. It’s been years. Let them have their fucking rave.

nyaa

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

nyaa

wild

nerveblot

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

creepymutelilbugger

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

Fire at apartments, safe down stairs, Maggie ran and hid and if anything happens to her I will burn the rest of this place down

You know the amount of conservatives who lost their fucking minds because some randos on Twitter said some gross shit when Charlie Kirk died, no one with any power in the democratic party mind you, but randos on Twitter but then Trump saying that Rob Reiner died from "trump derangement syndrome" and now says "I'm glad he's dead" about Robert Muller and conservatives aren't only not saying shit about it but excusing it is really really gross.

gingerpines

and it won’t be long until you’re here at last :,)

It's insane that the government is saying "who takes a gun to a protest instead of a sign" and talking so much shit about Alex pretti having a gun like we don't have the second amendment. (And also that ice took his gun away before shooting him in the back) The fact the fucking NRA is speaking out is wild AF.

#if you still support this administration please explain why to me #I am v curious #also why is Kristi Koem constantly saying 'he didn't have an ID'????#why does that matter??