Hello! I do not know if it's open or not (If not, sorry >w<) Can I ask for some HC for RFA + Saeran MC gets drunk and they try something like kissing / etc as always and she walks away and says something like '' I have a boyfriend / husband and I love him ''
(i had to skip a few requests because unlike last time i was not feelin writing straight-up smut on public transport LOL)
The two of you had been at a house party
Not your usual scene, but your friends had convinced you twoto go out
Yoosung, as the designated driver, was sober
After dropping everyone else off you finally get home toyour shared apartment, and you collapse down onto the couch, the world stillspinning around you
You’re gone to the point that you don’t actually know whereyou are, and it’ll be a hell of an experience once morning comes
Yoosung sits down next to you, hooking an arm around you
You stiffen at the contact, as in your mind you’re still atthe party
Yoosung leans over to kiss you lazily, but you push him awayas much as you can in your state
Yoosung looks genuinely hurt, but you don’t even reallynotice
“NOO I CANT” You try and sit up, but close your eyes whenyour head spins again
“I can’t, I have a boyfriend… mmmNooo go away I love myboyfriend”
Yoosung laughs, but he is actually very touched by yourdrunken honesty
He touches your cheek gently
“Babe, it’s me, I’m your boyfriend”
“nnnNNNooo, he’s a good boy”
You eventually squint at him hard enough to recognize him
“Yoosung?? I thought you weren’t drinking!”
Yoosung prepares to explain, but glances you over again andthinks better of it
“But I’m here! Can I have my kiss now?”
You screw your eyes shut and pucker your lips, and he leansdown to peck you lightly
You two had gone out for beer
And your prideful and competitive ass had challenged Zen toa drinking contest
He carries you back to the apartment
and although he hears you mumbling something into his chesthe can’t make out the words
Once you get back he lays you down gently on the couch andlies down next to you for cuddles
You’re still mumbling something drunkenly, and he liftshimself up to look at you
Your face is buried into the cushions, and he turns you ontoyour side
“C’mon babe, make sure you can breathe”
He leans down to kiss you, but once his lips connect withyours he feels your arms weakly pushing him away
He pulls away from you, confused, and heart breaking alittle
And what you’re mumbling suddenly becomes a little clearer
“N-nooooo, p-please don’t….”
Zen scrambles off the couch
Your eyes struggle to focus on him, although he is but afuzzy outline to you
“Please don’t… I can’t… I love my… boyfriend so… much, Ican’t hurt… him like this….”
Zen can’t help laughing, resting his forehead on yourstomach from where he sits on the floor
“It’s all right, princess. I understand.”
He leaves and comes back with a glass of water and a blanket,and tucks you in for the night
Although he spends the night on the floor and doesn’t leaveyour side for the remainder of the night
You two had been drinking at home
Or rather, you had- since Seven’s drink of choice is Dr.Pepper
As it were, you grievously overestimated your sobrietylevel, and an hour after your drinking spree you’re feeling the effects muchmore heavily than was expected
Seven has a grand old time watching you drunkenly maneuverthe bunker
He watches without comment as you attempt to carry aconversation with Robo-Cat
And hastily drags you away when you start to mess withRobo-Dog
And waits until you’ve tired yourself out, curled up on thefloor
“Agent 606! Wake up, Agent 606! Super duper emergency!”
You sit up to the best of your ability, the word “emergency”triggering some kind of primal response in your mind
“Agent 707 has not received his dailyseven-hundred-and-seven kisses! He can’t go to sleep without them!”
Seven goes in to kiss you, but in your state of mind youpush him away in confusion
“Nooo…. I can only give the seven hundred seven kisses to…to my… my Saeyoung…”
Seven keeps up the act, but on the inside he’s taken aCupid’s arrow to the chest
“Oh! You’ve caught me, Agent 606! ‘Twas I, the nefarious706! Lemme dial Agent 707~”
You are not amused as he makes various “beep boop” noisesinto a pretend “phone”
“I don’t want 707. I want my…. My husband Saeyoung…”
Seven has to stop himself from squealing or just crying onthe spot
But he sits down in front of you and takes your hands in his
“Okay, baby. I’m here. Can I have my goodnight kisses now?”
Your nightly wine sessions were certainly a routine
But Jumin had a long day at work, and he was compelled toopen another bottle
Which had led to your current situation, in which you weremore of a lightweight than either of you had thought
You’re having trouble remembering your own name, and Juminhad placed your head in his lap as he now runs his fingers through your hair,listening to you ramble drunkenly
He can’t make heads or tails of what you’re actually saying,but you’re obviously very invested in it
He watches your brows furrow slightly, like they do whenyou’re talking about something very passionately
And as the sound of your voice fades to join the distantbuzz from the wine he finds himself focusing on your lips
Without thinking, and a little inebriated himself, he leansdown to kiss you
Before recoiling from a sharp sting on his cheek, as youslap him across the face
He looks back down at you in a mixture of shock and slightindignation
And he’s not usually one to swear, but there are fewsubstitutions of the same caliber as:
“Please, I’m married… I c… can’t do this to my husband, I–hic- love him so much…”
There’s a moment of stunned silence before Jumin bursts outlaughing
“Remind me to never let you drink this much again, missy.”
Saeran’s not one for social drinking, so shots at home areusually the plan for evening entertainment
It’s well-known that you’re a bit of a lightweight, but youpush yourself just a little too far this time
But Saeran isn’t exactly sober either, and the night ismostly spent on the couch recovering
You’re in his arms for a long time
Long enough for you to forget where exactly you are
After a long period of silence Saeran finally speaks, hisvoice gruff and his chest rumbling against you
“God, sometimes I forget how sexy you are when you’redrunk.”
You stiffen at the comment, but Saeran doesn’t seem tonotice
Instead he tilts your chin up towards him with his finger,and captures your lips in his
A protest rises up in your throat, and you push him away
Words somehow find their way through your hazy mental state-
“No please, I can’t cheat on my boyfriend like this…”
Saeran goes stiff as a board, looking at you with heartbreakin his eyes
“Yes, I love him so much, I can’t do this…”
Saeran can’t decide if he’s angry or hurt, but before he canreach a conclusion the sound of the fridge door closing shakes you both out ofyour moment
Seven glares at the both of you, holding a can of Dr. Pepperfrom the fridge
“Would you both sober up? She’s talking about you, dumbass.”
As Saeran realizes what had happened he holds you tighter,and you can’t tell if his shaking is from laughter or from tears
“Oh my fucking god, don’t scare me like that.”
