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[mrsterlingeverything]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[valtsv]

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

[valtsv]

this is what i sound like to other people

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[everyteenager4free1]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

[crumbwinner]

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

[plasticbutthole]

[freebasegod]

if you can’t handle me when im broke you don’t deserve me when i hav 15 dollers

[bgm05]

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

[avvocarlo]

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[femmenietzsche]

Imagine if you were dating the only foxgirl in the world and you were like yeah it's not that I'm particularly into foxgirls or anything we just get along super great, imagine how bitter your friends who were into foxgirls would be

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[grinnersmiler]

I love just looking up anything and everything

[mtsodie]