B-BOY HULK

HULK LIVE AND BREATHE ALL FOUR ELEMENTS OF HIP-HOP. BUT MOST OF ALL, HULK LOVE TO GET DOWN.

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STYLE IT OUT

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WHENEVER HULK SEE PUZZLES DANCE, IT REMIND HULK OF THIS FOOTAGE OF MIRACLES VS. PUZZLES AT DYZEE'S PRE-WEDDING BACHELOR JAM, WHICH STILL ONE OF HULK'S FAVORITE BATTLES THAT HULK NOT SEE IN REAL LIFE. (HULK NOT REALLY SURE WHY HULK LIKE IT SO MUCH.)

BATTLE IN QUESTION TAKE PLACE AT 2 MINUTE MARK OF VIDEO ABOVE.

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PREVIOUS POST FROM 2 HARD 2 BITE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. IF YOU NOT SEEN LIL AMOK AND PETAIR'S ORIGINAL 2 HARD 2 BITE VIDEO, YOU SHOULD WATCH NOW.

AND THEN YOU SHOULD WATCH RESPONSE BY LIL EMO(K) AND ARTAIR:

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ELBOW SPIN

BBoy Uzee Rock - #2hard2bite #36

A video posted by 2 HARD 2 BITE (@2h2b) on Mar 23, 2015 at 4:44pm PDT

DAMN.

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IT COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT B-BOYS INSPIRED BY KUNG FU MOVIES.

IF YOU A BREAKER LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION, CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS.

IF YOU NOT LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION, WATCH ANYWAY.

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THEME OF THE DAY IS CYPHERS

YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT CYPHERS WITHOUT MENTIONING THIS BATTLE BETWEEN MIND 180 AND RIVERS AT R16 in 2007. MAKE SURE YOU ALSO WATCH PARTS TWO AND THREE.

“WHAT'S WITH ALL THE KICKING?”

“MY STYLE; MY FLAVOR!”

FOOTNOTE: THIS WAS SAME YEAR AS RIDICULOUS BATTLE BETWEEN MIND 180 AND COMBINED TOP 9/ALL THE MOST CREW. 2007 WAS GOOD VINTAGE FOR MIND 180!

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THEME OF THE DAY IS CYPHERS

WONDA IS VICIOUS.

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CONTINUING THEME OF THE DAY, HERE'S SOME GREAT FOOTAGE OF LILOU TAKING ON—APPARENTLY—ALL OF BRAZIL.

ONE THING YOU GOTTA GIVE LILOU CREDIT FOR: HE ALWAYS BRING THAT BATTLE MENTALITY.

[bboyhulk]

AFTER HULK WATCH VIDEO IN PREVIOUS POST, YOUTUBE SUGGESTED VIDEO ABOVE, WHICH LED HULK DOWN BIT OF A RABBIT HOLE.

EVERYONE KNOW THAT THE REAL B-BOYING TAKE PLACE IN THE CIRCLES, BUT, SADLY, THERE NOT MUCH CYPHER-FOOTAGE ON YOUTUBE. AS CONSEQUENCE, HULK ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN HULK FIND A GOOD ONE.

SO HULK DECLARE THAT THEME OF THE DAY IS CYPHERS.

HIT HULK UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE CYPHERS, AND HULK WILL POST 'EM!

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YOU WILL RECALL THAT LAST YEAR HULK MENTION DYZEE'S LAMENTATION ABOUT DYING ART OF CONVERSATION IN BREAKING.

DYZEE MADE VIDEO TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT HE TALKING ABOUT, AND IT A DOOZY. GO EDUCATE YOURSELF!

[theeconomist]

Is this the sexiest dance you’ve ever seen? A team at the University of Northumbria think it could be: they polled a panel of women to find out what moves they found most attractive in male dancers. The secret, apparently, is “‘variability and amplitude’ in the head, neck and trunk.”

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HULK THINK HULK FOUND HULK'S NEW TOP ROCK STYLE.

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ANYONE THAT KNOW HULK WILL TELL YOU HULK OFTEN BEMOAN FACT THAT, FOR AN ARTFORM THAT SO STRONGLY VALUE ORIGINALITY, THERE SURE ARE LOT OF SAMEY LOOKING BREAKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, MAIN TWO FLAVORS BEING A). BATTLE FOOTAGE, B). STRING OF BEST-MOVES CLIPS THAT DON"T MATCH THE MUSIC. COOKIE CUTTER B-BOY VIDEOS MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK BREAK!!

HULK CAN ALWAYS RELY ON ROXRITE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING FRESH, THOUGH.

NOW HULK JUST WANT TO SEE MAKING OF.

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THIS VIDEO OF BORN AND THESIS AT UNITED STYLES 10 HAVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING. FOOTWORK, FREEZES, A SMATTERING OF POWER, ORIGINALITY, FLOW, COCKING, MUSICALITY, TOPS THAT DOWNRIGHT SUMPTUOUS1, SYNCOPATION, THREADING, A COMMANDO, CHANGES OF LEVEL, CHANGES OF PACE, BATTLE MENTALITY, THROAT-SLITTING GESTURES, THE MIMED REMOVAL OF PANTS, BUCKETS OF STYLE, THE COLD BLOODED MURDER OF AT LEAST A DOZEN BEATS... AND ROUND AFTER ROUND AFTER ROUND OF CRAZY FRESH BREAKING.

OH, AND A TWO-MAN TEAM TEARING IT'S WAY THROUGH A 3V3 COMP.

IT AN ABSOLUTE CLINIC.

HULK SHOW THIS CLIP TO LION-O, AND HE NOT THRILLED BY TOPS. HE SAY THEY KINDA SLOW AND UGLY. THERE NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE! ↩︎

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NEVER PLAY WITH FIREWORKS.

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STYLE IT OUT

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AMERICA MAY BE GREAT SATAN, BUT EVEN IRANIANS IN EARLY ’90S LOVE HIP-HOP.

SPECIAL MENTION TO GUY ON CRUTCHES DOING CRAZY MOVES SOLID FIVE YEARS BEFORE BILL SHANNON MOVE TO NYC. (AT 5m AND AROUND 5m45s).

NO FOOTWORK, THOUGH, WHICH MAKE HULK A SAD HULK.

[therelatableimages]

[curlsandhairdye-blog]

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

[unfinishedmelody]

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

[partofthegreekchorus]

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

[classicalliberalleague]

So true…I need to stop watching this.

[ayonnaise]

Now he’s dancing “Under the Sea”

[emptydragonseverywhere]

I just watched this while having Pitch Perfect’s rif-off scene on. Not only did this stupid thing dance with every single song no matter what, but as soon as Beca sang “shorty get DOWN” the little motherfucking dID A FUCKING SPLIT. 

[100percent-ofsomething-deactiva]

Currently dancing his stick figure ass off to “Whatsername” by Green Day. you go boy you go

[picksikisses]

This little guy is fucking genius!

[bboyhulk]

MUSICALITY.