bccshtk

Hi, I'm Becca and or Beaker 23 year old Sociology graduate from the wonderful island of rain and... questionable humans. Gamer lady, metalhead, lover of scaly creatures and unfortunate procrastinator. Anything you're intrigued about? Ask away lovelies.

[bccshtk]

Goodbye #unusannus #momentomori https://www.instagram.com/p/CHkGSEClMRB/?igshid=1qtvpuv0maarv

[lestateur]

Favourite animal sound?

[purgeahontas-deactivated2012060]

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Schrodinger’s gunchucks

[mightbemagic]

[bortoukali]

[art-notebook]

[sjalvdestruktiv]

[lifeofsamoyeds]

[voltizer]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

GRANDMA!

[zjayspov]

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

[cloudfreed]

gramma esther destroyed him