filled with poison

be·guilebəˈɡīl/verb1. to charm in a deceptive way.

[bcguile]

real talk: i haven’t been on here in 5ever !! but i miss indie rp sm so i migt be making a come back?? if anyone wants to plot you should totally hmu right now

[bcguile]

snapchat||

violet: so this happened violet: i actually got one of these things violet: am i bothering u yet??

[teen-wolf-archive]

[daniels-gillies]

If a woman isn’t happy and un-opinionated and long-haired and pretty, then she’s weird and ugly. I just don’t get it. I hate it when they say I’m ungrateful and I fucking hate it when they say I don’t give a shit, because nobody cares more than I do. I’m telling you I don’t know anybody who does this that gives a shit more than I do.

[cant-takeapictureofthis]

[adoreastrology]

the 'sees you in the hallway but pretends they didn't' squad

Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, and Aquarius

[anklebitxrsarchive-blog]

"my god, cry me a river.”

[bcguile]

“ if i did i hope you’d drown in it. save me all this trouble. “

[anklebitxrsarchive-blog]

“or what, exactly?”

[bcguile]

“ or... i could do something worse than just water. “

[blog-for-rpers]

Reblog if your character has killed someone.

[bcguile]

[kiingofthefall]

"i’m blocking your light? sorry babe, give me a second to shrink eight inches for your convenience.” 

[bcguile]

“ ---i didn’t mean it like that... but there’s plenty of empty space for you to just move a little bit. if it’s not too inconvenient for you. “

[spookyrejects]

dude there are so many adultery plots floating around but we’re forgetting about the best fucking kind aka the kind where muse a is getting ready for their wedding but they get cold feet and run away to a bar, where muse b has been for a good portion of the day ( lonely??? bartender???? just hanging out with the bartender bc they’re pals???? ) and they see muse a dressed up ( wedding dress or suit??? ) and muse b asks muse a what’s going on and they tell them about all the flaws in their relationship then muse b is like ‘wow i need to help u’ because they get it and they fucking run away together stop

[askboxmemethings]

My muse works at Starbucks. Send me "Coffee!" to see what terrible name/misspelling my muse will write on your cup.

[bcguile]

quick poll: paul wesley, jensen ackles or jared padalecki

[niallhorantheirish]

[bcguile]

Gone Girl Sentence Starters

Brought you a present.

I prefer men who are funny, not "funny".

I would be a fool to let you walk through a sugar storm unkissed.

Time for a quick tour of my failings.

He thinks Velveeta is a cheese.

You have a world-class vagina.

Body glitter. How fancy of you.

Everything else is background noise.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

I don't even know if I believe the truth.

I'd just sleep better with a gun.

This child really might save our marriage.

This man of mine may kill me.

We never really existed.

Cool girl. Men always use that as the defining compliment, don't they?

You are married to a psychopath.

Girls like a fixer-upper, but...she invaded me.

You might be the most hated man in America right now.

Come home and I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you.

I've just been mistreated for so long, I've forgotten how to behave.

You fucking bitch.

I just said what you wanted to hear.

I will make sure no one forgets the pain you caused me.

We are toxic.

You think you could ever be happy with a nice, normal woman? No way, baby. I'm it.

What have we done to each other?

[bcguile]

" nope------... i'm just gonna stand here and pretend i didn't just see that, okay? "

[bcguile]

" i've been waiting here for an hour----what? "