Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Let’s not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.”
“I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
“I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t Roofy me.”
“Human life means that little to you?”
“You saw what I was able to do tonight. I know who I am now.”
“Let go of me before I cause a scene.”
“Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area.”
“You don’t have to push me away. I can do this.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“I will start fresh. Be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through.”
“You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.”
“I’m showing you how easy it is for me to hurt the ones you love.”
“Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.”
“I really liked you better when you hated everybody.”
“I’m worse than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool.”
“Don’t you get it? I’m better off without you.”
“I’m not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.”
“I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
“You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
“You’re gonna have to do a little better than “I’m sorry."”
“I’m here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.”
“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.”
“I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.”
“I like being a living dead person.”
“Don’t say anything. You’re a dick. End of story.”
“I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
“You’re taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you.”
“Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?”
“All I can remember is hating you. There may been a time when that was different, but your choices have erased that.”
“Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
“I made it through the day. I must have said "I’m fine” 37 times.”
“If you’re just gonna mock me, can you just move along?”
“I want you out of the house, and my life, by morning.”
“Turn it up a little bit. It’s not annoying yet.”
“Well, you don’t need to be snarky about it.”
“Don’t. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.”
“Art implies culture and culture implies… not you.”
“You just pointed out that I have no self-control. Clever strategy.”
“Why does everyone have to die on me?”
“I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.”
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