THE ROYALS SENTENCE STARTERS ( contains spoilers )
S03E01 → ‘ Together With Remembrance of Ourselves ’
“ ______, you hideous little snake. Open the door. ”
“ I thought I smelled you — the Queen’s personal bouquet of spite and vagina. ”
“ Long live King/Queen ______! ”
“ Maybe I could arrange a little service call for Your Majesty. ”
“ The people decided and justice was served. ”
“ Is this a bad time to talk, or should I text you? ”
“ You can endorse condoms, or lubricant. Perhaps a firearm. ”
“ Your Majesty, the pig has left the pen. ”
“ Whatever you’re doing, I’m here you know? ”
“ Don’t freeze me out, you dork. ”
“ I’m holding /you/ responsible. ”
“ Is this what passes for romance these days? ”
“ Well, you can’t spell passion without ‘ass’ can you? ”
“ That smells like a whore house the next morning, and one of the whores has a yeast infection. ”
“ Well, I’m not their role model or their personal stylist. I just do what I do, and they should, too. ”
“ People look up to you. They like your style, your confidence. ”
“ I’m not that confident. ”
“ I’ve decided to forgive you. ”
“ Have some Froot Loops. They’re the gateway drug to Apple Jacks. ”
“ You really are a hideous little backstabber, aren’t you? ”
“ No, I’m more than happy to stab you in the front. ”
“ Jeez, if looks could kill, you’d be your mother. ”
“ I suppose I should ask you in advance if there’s anything you won’t do, anything you dislike. ”
“ I’m at Your Majesty’s pleasure. ”
“ I like a take charge sort of guy/girl — rough me up a bit, don’t be shy. ”
“ Hiding below ground like vermin. Appropriate. ”
“ This is the home of the Royal family, for Christ’s sake. How is it that people just gallivant about as if it’s a god damn free for all? ”
“ I’m the King/Queen of England. I don’t do my own wet work. ”
“ Every man has their price. ”
“ I didn’t bring you here to strike a deal. I brought you here to poison you. ”
“ But you got dressed, waited for me to ask you out — which I did — and now you’re telling me that you have plans? ”
“ It’s not everyday that royalty greets you with their presence, even if they do look like shit. ”
“ You should see the other guy. ”
“ Clothes are life. Clothes, shoes, bags, makeup — it’s all life. ”
“ People like you, Princess/Prince. People like you and… so do I. ”
“ So, a pack of wild dogs dragged you through the streets? That’s what you’re going with? ”
“ I thought about you a lot, and I should have done more for you. ”
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