i'm just a little guy

23 | they/them | (non) binary programmer | neocities | rin penrose is my oshi | @[email protected]

[brightgreendandelions]

i can also be found here: @[email protected]

horny sideblog: @darkmagentapetunias

backup sideblog with more reblogs: @brightergreendandelions

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hi! i am a person here (tumblr) and there (neocities pronouns)

you can call me Green or Dandelions!!

all my mutuals are very cool! and some of them are even Important and Popular!

some organizational tags (they are clickable!!):

#textpost -- my posts that aren't reblogs

#ask -- asks asked of me

#ask answered -- asks asked by me

#slugcat chronicles -- my rain world let's play

#queue -- self explanatory

#rain world -- is a fandom i like

#secret colors -- posts with custom html colors

#greenposting -- posts about me

#codeblr -- coding posts

Notable Posts:

the post about keyboard switches

the post about my moots

the list of my neurodivergent-ish traits

my first post about Math

my post about imap

a post about redditors being horny. for more horny activity refer to my alt blog

a viral post about egyptian boyfriends

⚠️under construction⚠️

(the rats are still making this post)

[mercurio-shadowz]

HAPP PRIDE

Yeets More transfem shadow at u

feat. a slight redesign ;D

[jordan-arts]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[indigonite]

Happy another homestuck day for those who still practice it

[lyrepaw]

hes got it all

(including incorrectly coloured toes)

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]

[ekiloria]

another lapis and peridot sketch dump

[semothekat]

the dokis

[iwilleatyourenglish]

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[beeishappy12]

shes dreaming

[chicken-mc-nuggets]

[mapsontheweb]

All 4.259 ALDI locations in Germany (Nord vs Süd split)

(by u/Material-Soggy)

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[jetix]

Sony Cybershot DSC-W530