Happy Wednesday to everybody except Baylor–this Wednesday night’s about to fuck him in the ass, just as he predicted! Things that I love? Self-fulfilling prophecies. Other things I love: exposing whiny, virginal crybabies.
Oh, yes! You heard it here, folks: Baylor Parlak is, as everyone and their mother predicted, a big blushing virgin. Is anyone surprised? Probably not. It’s kind of cute, though, isn’t it, the way he tries to throw people off the scent? Make them wonder? Check it out, Baylor: you literally reek of virgin. Nobody’s fooled. It’s not a bad thing, sweetheart. Maybe when you finally stop obsessing over it you can relax long enough to let it happen. I mean, Jesus. How long can you write about something before you get bored?
There’s something really great about Denver, isn’t there? Baylor doesn’t think so! Actually, Baylor hates Denver. No, he’d rather be in Los Angeles, or even Vegas, ladies and gentleman. Anything would be better than Denver. I guess the Rocky Mountain vibe doesn’t do it for him. You know what else doesn’t do it for him? The people. Yeah, the scene here is, like, so weird for him. Can someone please hold this boy’s hand and fill him in, because he feels way out of the loop. Tell you what, though, Bay. It’s not the people making you, what was it…doubt your passion? Quit being so dramatic. Have a good time for once.
Oh, and we can add another name to the list of people literally drooling at Nicolas’s feet. Our dearly beloved Nicki has kind of a thing for twinks, in case you’ve been living under a rock. You might just have a shot, Baylor. And after this, you deserve a good fuck.
plots mj needs for baylor for this upcoming event: ! ! !
his kendrick lamar buddy - literally when i read that its kendrick i screamed bc baylor is fr like #1 kendrick stan so obviously baylor would be camping out like the night before to make sure he was front row to see him perform. i want someone 2 GEEK over kendrick w/him
kiss on top of the ferris wheel - THIS CAN GO EITHER GOOD OR BAD ??? someone he just wanted to ride the ferris wheel with. literally baylor is a HOPELESS ROMANTIC so he was like “the moment is perfect” so he leaned in and kissed ur char. u can have them react good or bad for the #Drama
OOF - baylor was playing that game where you throw the balls at the glass milk bottles but when he was winding up the ball slipped out of his hand and hit ur char????? now hes doing what he can to repay urs???
cute lil fair games date - baylor wanted someone to hang out with and stunt on instagram/twitter/social media to be his boo so basically ur char would hang out with baylor, maybe hold his hand for the snap, and carry around all the stuffed animals baylor would win ur char at each lil game
a moment - baylor and this person snag a bottle of alcohol and sit on the very very top of the bleachers secluded somewhere overlooking the entire festival going on. they talk about life, get real emo and a lil tipsy, they could gossip, or share hopes/dreams/ambitions , it would be UBER cute
wingwoman/man????? - baylor needs a boo. hopin to find one at the festival. ur char gives baylor advice on how to pick up girls. or boys. he’s still curious
ILL ADD TO THIS WHEN I THINK OF MORE BUT COME THRU YALL!!!!!!!!
hi BABIES . i’m mj !!! i will be playin baylor which i am VERY excite abt bc he’s the ugliest man alive . very hyperactive and annoying and also looks like a 12 year old. such mf VIBES for summer 2k18. i’m gna just do bullet points about him bc i can’t focus enough to actually sit down n write paragraphs rip danckl i PROMISE i will eventually . he loves LOVES drama and stirring the damn pot so if u wanna plot i SWEAR it’ll be worth it ! hmu dads !
[ TOM HOLLAND, TWENTY, & HE/HIM ] BAYLOR PARLAK is known as the CROWD PLEASER around denver. they’ve lived here for ELEVEN YEARS and are a STUDENT AND DANCE INSTRUCTOR. WORN DOWN BALLET SLIPPERS, CITYSCAPE/SKYSCRAPERS, NEON SIGNS, VINTAGE VINYLS, POLAROIDS OF PEOPLE NO LONGER RELEVANT. [ MJ, SHE/HERS, 19, PST ]
baylor is originally from newport beach but moved to denver when he was nine. his parents have a family-owned law firm that all of his siblings work at and so do their father, baylor & his mother are the only ones not really into that career path.
baylor has always been very involved with all things performing arts, dance & cheer, so when he graduated he was on the path to pursuing that same passion. his parents didn’t want this for baylor, they just wanted him to come and join the family law firm and when he disagreed that’s when they were like “ well if u don’t wanna do what’s best for our family then u can pay for your own schooling ” bc they didn’t wanna support him with his career path :/
baylor works and is a full time student but he’s currently drowning in student debt over at the university of colorado denver and obvi his dream wouldve been to go to school in new york but NOPE cant afford it just yet. he’ll stick to struggling
he is the youngest child in his family, he has 3 older siblings that all have !!!!!! serious, stable jobs, meanwhile he’s the one who’s taking a risk by pursuing the performing arts. bc of this, he has never been too close with his family and finds his ‘family’ within friendships with people AKA YALL
baylor is really only close with his mother, and has been since he was a young child, so bc he always clung to his mother baylor has always been more on the ‘ feminine ’ side.
OK SO....THIS ONE IS VERY IMPORTANT . when baylor was born, he was born deaf in one year and developed tinnitus. he’s worn hearing aids in both ears since he was around 4, one of them is a cochlear implant (the one on his left that he’s deaf in) and the other is one he wears for white noise to drown out the tinnitus ringing.
baylor was picked on a LOT when he was younger bc of this, mostly in elementary and middle school. he didn’t have many friends, but in high school that’s when he had the bold realization that he’s better than having people pick on him SHRUG EMOJI
he has always had a passion for all things dance. he was one of the only male cheerleaders on the high school team, same as the dance team and of course --- people picked on him bc of that but on the inside hes like lmfao yall are making fun of me and calling me ‘ gay ’ when i get to grind on and throw around pretty cheerleaders all day so WHOS THE REAL WINNER HERE
baylor likes to pretend that the things people say about him dont bother him but at the end of the day on the inside hes one of the most fucking. sensitive people there is simply bc hes never had approval from anyone at home so he seeks approval in friends + people he sees every day
BAYLOR IS REALLY FUNNY. hes also very dorky
he works as a dance instructor so he does all kinds of classes !!!!! hip hop, ballet, teaches lil kids all the time. he needs a dance partner god
ok so please.......i live for drama, it all that keeps me going so THEREFORE here are some plots i think would be so????? fucking cool????
OK OBVIOSULY I NEED THE ULTIMATE BROTP. best friends. wingmen. everything. besties. sisters for life.
maybe someone that inspired baylor when he was younger bc how cute???? maybe when they were younger or something, your char witnessed baylor being bullied and stepped in and helped baylor when he needed it. and so ever since then, baylor began doing the same thing for other people when he saw others needing help ???? I LOVE
fuck this one gna hurt me but....... UNREQUITED LOVE . someone that baylor was completely, utterly in love with but maybe she was like uhhh no thanks baylor lmao and so he’s literally been hung up on her. since high school. THINKS STILES AND LYDIA FROM TEEN WOLF
DANCE PARTNERS
ALSO SIS NEEDS AN EXES PLOT. HIS FIRST AND PRETTY MUCH ONLY RELATIONSHIP HES EVER HAD. they can be on good or bad terms, i just need someone to have been his first love, first kiss, first everythin g
FWB PLZZZZZZ BUT LIKE ALSO FWB BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH HIM
also can i get uuuuuhhhhhhhh tutors
study buddies
smoking buddies
someone he buys weed from
AND AN ENEMY
SUMMER FLING LMFAO AND THEN THEY NEVER SPOKE ABOUT IT AGAIN BC IT DIDNT WORK OUT and now when baylor mentions it to people lowkey nobody believes him bc they wouldve been a weird pairing i
OKAY PLEASE MESSAGE ME TO PLOT I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE MY DISCORD IS ALSO TOMHLLAND#8030 HMU I LUV MAKIN FRENS <3
birds and the bees, come and FUCK with a g !
hot as 65 hunnid degrees ( 65 hunnid degrees )
hard on a ho, drop your d-r-a-w-e-r-s to the floor !
gangsta god, baby get on your knees. ( baby girl get on your knees )
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