THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING

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omg karkat u need to like BREATHE or somethin jeez

I NO LONGER WISH TO BREATHE

LET ME SLOWLY PERISH FROM ASPHYXIATION

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SURPRISE, FEMALE-CANINE

I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME.

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Bro.

I AM NOT YOUR BRO, HUMAN USING AN ICON OF THE LALONDE GIRL’S FACE. I AM YOUR GOD, YOUR CREATOR. YOUR ALL POWERFUL AND RUTHLESS MASTER WHO CAN STRIKE YOU DOWN AT ANY PASSING OF THE TIME FRAME OF SIXTY SECONDS.

BEHOLD AND FEAR ME FOR I AM BECOME KARKAT, GOD OF MAN.

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I personally think your hands are finely sized! What even started this " baby hands " trend?

I DON’T REMEMBER, SOMETHING TO DO WITH PYROPE PROBABLY. SHE’S ALWAYS WHIPPING UP GAIL FORCE WINDS OF SHIT TO BE THROWN AT ME IN A TYPHOON OF ASININE ANTICS AS IF I WERE SOME KIND OF FAN FOR THE SHIT TO BE HITTING.

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shhhh baby hands need sleep

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SLEEP WHEN I HAVE SO MUCH UNBRIDLED RAGE TO GIVE UNTO THE WORLD.

THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU EARTH.

WHAT? CAN’T SEE IT?

I’M FLIPPING YOU OFF WITH MY “BABY HANDS” AS YOU KEEP CALLING THEM.

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You and @gcs-inbox 👌🏼

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COMPLIMENT UNTIL I NOTICED THE HAND.

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go back to sleep baby hand man it is past your bedtime

I

YOU

OHHHHHH

YOU DON’T KNOW THE THINGS I WILL DO TO YOU, ANONYMOUS.

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you have baby hands

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE SHIT I COME BACK TO.

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TH1S 1S FUCK1NG STUP1D BUT W1LL YOU GO TO PROM W1TH M3 ~gcs-inbox

SURE.

AND BY SURE, I MEAN, “YEAH, SURE, AS IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY TEREZI.”

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE IS RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW, SHE WOULD ASK ME HERSELF IF SHE WANTED TO GO.

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SMOOTH MOVE, PYROPE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING THOSE THINGS INTO YOUR LIFE.

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OR 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO CONT1NU3 TO FLOUND3R 4ROUND 1N YOUR M3T4PHOR1C4L G4RB4G3 H34P OF S3LF 1MBU3D M4CH1SMO

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askmoodymrgemini replied to your post:ANONYMOUS, I WILL TAKE THESE *TINY* HANDS YOU SAY...

go get ‘em KK

I APPRECIATE THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE

BUT LOOK WHAT I’M DEALING WITH HERE.

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THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

WHAT IS THIS??!

WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?

WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!

I CAN’T DO IT TUMBLR

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT

WE’VE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE

WE’VE GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND

WE’VE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT

YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF AND SAY, “WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”

NOT FUCKING THIS

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teeny tiny hands

LISTEN HERE,I MADE YOUYOU WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WEREN’T FOR MEME AND A TIRADE OF SHITTY “FRIENDS” BEAT A SPECIES KILLING, PLANET DESTROYING, UNIVERSE MAKING, BASICALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE GAMETO MAKE YOUR UNIVERSE.

AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?

I SHOULDN’T BE OFFENDED OVER THIS BECAUSE I KNOW IT’S JUST PROBABLY EGBERT OR DAVE OR FUCK ALL DOING THIS TO GET MY MOUNTAIN HORNEDBEAST BUT STILL. IS THIS A FUCKING MEME

ARE YOU REDUCING MY HANDS

TO A FUCKING MEME

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ANONYMOUS, I WILL TAKE THESE *TINY* HANDS YOU SAY I HAVE, AND HURT YOU.

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SMOOTH MOVE, PYROPE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING THOSE THINGS INTO YOUR LIFE.

@gcs-inbox

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I HATE THIS WEBSITE.

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WH4T 4R3 YOUR THOUGHTS ON 4TTR4CT1V3 BL1ND G1RLS?

AT THIS POINT, WHO KNOWSOH WAIT, I DOAND I’M NOT SHARING THAT INFORMATION BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU WORK, TUMBLR. ONCE YOU SEE SOMEONE EVEN SPEAK ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME FLATTERING MANNER, YOU GO APESHIT AND GET IN YOUR TINY LITTLE BOATS AND SET FUCKING SAIL, MAST HALF-RAISED LIKE MY MIDDLE FINGER IN PREPARATION FOR THE SHIT TO COME IN WAVES, WHICH NEVER STOPS COMING BECAUSE YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING OCEAN OF FECES.OH BUT HERE’S THE BEST PART, YOU’RE IN BOATS, TUMBLRNOT SHIPS LITTLE BOATS THAT CAN EASILY BE SUNK BY ME SAYING A FEW WORDS ONLY!

TO ME, TEREZI PYROPE IS

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YOU PUT THOSE EYEBROWS BACK DOWN IN A STATIONARY POSITION RIGHT NOW, THAT'S AN ORDER.