[fuzzballsheltiepants]

Every now and then I’m going about my day, then I remember that scene in The King’s Men when Nicky and Matt and Allison start brawling with the other team, and Kevin goes to join in and Neil gets in his way and drags him around the fight so Andrew won’t get involved.  Just picture this: 5′3″ Neil manhandling 6′1″ Kevin on the court, all so 5′0″ Andrew won’t kill somebody with his bare hands.  Iconic.

[royaltealovingkookiness]

That’s it - That’s his arc.

[apollosgay]

Andrew Minyard and Matt Boyd are two very different types of mom friends

[omghotmemes]

“So this is why I was getting sleep paralysis every night…”

[goldjack]

Amen

[unclefather]

and it’s a good reason

[foxerice]

[foxerice]

kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken

medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice

[foxerice]

andrew, staring at his car after the ravens’ fans wrecked it:

kevin, walking up to him: you should try putting it in rice

[foxerice]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[yeehawdickthree]

I feverishly made this

[juliasmonster]

Marcus from deadly class IS neil josten try to convince me otherwise

[catsbeaversandducks]

By TheDreamGhoul

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“HOOMAN PLS INTERVENE”

[maximoffdanvers]

Every Beverly Marsh Scene ⇉ 41/?

[sebandmia]

mood

[nonpants]

The foxes as caps with text on them lol

Neil:

Dan:

Matt:

Allison:

Renee:

Kevin:

Nicky:

Aaron:

Andrew:

Wymack:

okay, love u, bye.

[scottishstraight]

She’s perfect!

[badacts]

two body-swapped idiots

Sitting in the cafeteria with just Andrew, in total silence, really takes Aaron back to high school. It’s not really a memory he appreciates right now, so he shoves it down and away.

“What’re we going to do about this?” he asks eventually. Andrew, who is sifting through his salad as though searching for something - Aaron has no idea what - looks up at him briefly before spearing a sliver of carrot on a single tine of his fork.

“Wait,” he suggests, twisting the fork in front of his face. “Are you ever actually hungry?”

Not when I’m stressed, Aaron nearly says, before he figures that that little home truth is probably too revealing for the both of them. “What is waiting going to achieve?”

“Spontaneous reversal,” Andrew replies promptly. “What’s the alternative?”

“This didn’t happen spontaneously,” Aaron says, gesturing between the two of them. “What makes you think we’re just going to revert?”

“How do you know it wasn’t spontaneous?”

Aaron gives him a flat look. “Maybe it’s an undocumented occurrence between identical twins. Somehow I doubt it though.”

“Maybe I’m just going crazy,” Andrew muses.

“Folie à deux?”

“Bless you.”

Aaron rolls his eyes as he jerks open the chocolate bar on his tray, resigning himself to that as his entire meal. Turns out even his lack of appetite is no match for his brother’s body’s sweet tooth. “You speak four languages.”

[megazal]

本庄麒麟 (via m-louis)

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK.

[kittybratt]

cant ever forget.

[catherine-elizabeth]

never forget!

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[bee-martin]

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19