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@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
" BE NOT AFRAID.. Or whatever.. "
[ooc] Haii haii !! This is my first time EVER with any askblog, But I felt like making one for a bit, So here we are lol. Anyway, This blog is just for a random providence (from Ultrakill…. if that wasn't obvious /j) This isn't necessarily an oc, The personality this providence has is loosely based on canon stuff on the lore, with my own fun spin on it!
So you can feel free to ask whatever.
Ngl I feel like a pink hookpoint, Idk what is making ya'll follow me. Go follow Jesus or something instead Wait. I think that guy doesn't exist in this universe. My bad.
/Passes a doodle of you and dissapears in thin air/
P. S: This was suprisingly easy to draw
...I suppose this is as close as you can get, Considering the whole "incomprehensible angel look" or whatever. Thanks.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[*Curiosity pops out of the pile, scattering the bricks everywhere]
Oh really—?!
[*They're not trying to be rude, but they're definitely a little panicked]
.......have there always been this many doors?????
We've only got 2 doors. [After saying that, It looks like it noticed something, As they hovered to one of the fridges with the drinks] Unless.... [It opened the door to one of the fridges, Which, Somehow, Ironically, Has an ominous hallway.] Yeah. this way.
Um— ok
[*They enter the fridge and into the hallway, spinning a bit to asses their new surroundings]
.......wait a minute was that the fridge door???
[After entering, It closes the door-] Well, Yeah- [it opens the same door they just entered to prove a point, Only for an eye to show up instead] ...... You know what maybe we should continue to the door on the other side of the hallway.
SHASHSKAVSKSB—
[*Eye jumpscare]
[*Curiosity darts backwards down the hall, tumbling across the floor]
WHAAAAAWHYYYDID IT DO THAT?????
It happens. [It closes the door with the eye and just continues down the hallway like it's nothing] [And suddenly, The providence somehow goes downwards. You don't know where it went, The hallway kinda does that]
It can— Y'know what. Sure. Yeah. Ok.
[*They float down with the providence, until the gravity changes on them]
AVXKAVXKSBS- *SMACK* AJKBS- *PLAP* WAHSIAXHJ- *CRACK* OWASWSNWJA- *CRASH*
[*They land ungracefully on the floor(?) surrounded by their own little fragments of glass, looking around them for the providence]
Providence??? Hello??? Where— Where did you go?????
[it somehow managed to hit none of the walls, and just shows up again from behind]
Oh yeah. That happens too.
[*Curiosity "breathes" a sigh of relief, seeing the providence again]
........am I even surprised anymore..?
[*They flip over and get airborne again, shaking out a few loose shards and feathers]
I doubt much can surprise you here at this point.
[Opens the next door, and ironically, it looks surprised despite its' previous statement]
Well.. at least it's not the same supermarket..?
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[*Curiosity pops out of the pile, scattering the bricks everywhere]
Oh really—?!
[*They're not trying to be rude, but they're definitely a little panicked]
.......have there always been this many doors?????
We've only got 2 doors. [After saying that, It looks like it noticed something, As they hovered to one of the fridges with the drinks] Unless.... [It opened the door to one of the fridges, Which, Somehow, Ironically, Has an ominous hallway.] Yeah. this way.
Um— ok
[*They enter the fridge and into the hallway, spinning a bit to asses their new surroundings]
.......wait a minute was that the fridge door???
[After entering, It closes the door-] Well, Yeah- [it opens the same door they just entered to prove a point, Only for an eye to show up instead] ...... You know what maybe we should continue to the door on the other side of the hallway.
SHASHSKAVSKSB—
[*Eye jumpscare]
[*Curiosity darts backwards down the hall, tumbling across the floor]
WHAAAAAWHYYYDID IT DO THAT?????
It happens. [It closes the door with the eye and just continues down the hallway like it's nothing] [And suddenly, The providence somehow goes downwards. You don't know where it went, The hallway kinda does that]
It can— Y'know what. Sure. Yeah. Ok.
[*They float down with the providence, until the gravity changes on them]
AVXKAVXKSBS- *SMACK* AJKBS- *PLAP* WAHSIAXHJ- *CRACK* OWASWSNWJA- *CRASH*
[*They land ungracefully on the floor(?) surrounded by their own little fragments of glass, looking around them for the providence]
Providence??? Hello??? Where— Where did you go?????
[it somehow managed to hit none of the walls, and just shows up again from behind]
Oh yeah. That happens too.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[*Curiosity pops out of the pile, scattering the bricks everywhere]
Oh really—?!
[*They're not trying to be rude, but they're definitely a little panicked]
.......have there always been this many doors?????
We've only got 2 doors. [After saying that, It looks like it noticed something, As they hovered to one of the fridges with the drinks] Unless.... [It opened the door to one of the fridges, Which, Somehow, Ironically, Has an ominous hallway.] Yeah. this way.
Um— ok
[*They enter the fridge and into the hallway, spinning a bit to asses their new surroundings]
.......wait a minute was that the fridge door???
[After entering, It closes the door-] Well, Yeah- [it opens the same door they just entered to prove a point, Only for an eye to show up instead] ...... You know what maybe we should continue to the door on the other side of the hallway.
SHASHSKAVSKSB—
[*Eye jumpscare]
[*Curiosity darts backwards down the hall, tumbling across the floor]
WHAAAAAWHYYYDID IT DO THAT?????
It happens. [It closes the door with the eye and just continues down the hallway like it's nothing] [And suddenly, The providence somehow goes downwards. You don't know where it went, The hallway kinda does that]
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[*Curiosity pops out of the pile, scattering the bricks everywhere]
Oh really—?!
[*They're not trying to be rude, but they're definitely a little panicked]
.......have there always been this many doors?????
We've only got 2 doors. [After saying that, It looks like it noticed something, As they hovered to one of the fridges with the drinks] Unless.... [It opened the door to one of the fridges, Which, Somehow, Ironically, Has an ominous hallway.] Yeah. this way.
Um— ok
[*They enter the fridge and into the hallway, spinning a bit to asses their new surroundings]
.......wait a minute was that the fridge door???
[After entering, It closes the door-] Well, Yeah- [it opens the same door they just entered to prove a point, Only for an eye to show up instead] ...... You know what maybe we should continue to the door on the other side of the hallway.
Prepare for the boiler.
Not sure if that's a death threat but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[*Curiosity pops out of the pile, scattering the bricks everywhere]
Oh really—?!
[*They're not trying to be rude, but they're definitely a little panicked]
.......have there always been this many doors?????
We've only got 2 doors. [After saying that, It looks like it noticed something, As they hovered to one of the fridges with the drinks] Unless.... [It opened the door to one of the fridges, Which, Somehow, Ironically, Has an ominous hallway.] Yeah. this way.
[You feel watched, A presence is felt right behind you. Yet there's almost no noise... that is, until it speaks.]
...........
Hey.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
"AUGH---"
The providence jolts and quickly turns around to find-- another providence.
"o-oh hi-"
[It just stares at you. intently.] ... What's your biggest fear?
"that I'll never be seen as a real person and I'll die in obscurity forever."
Oh. ... [it just thinks about it for a moment, Like it was somehow not expecting that answer] Hm. Why though
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Oh— right—
[*Curiosity opens the door above them, in some way]
[*Only to be buried in a pile of green lego bricks]
........is that supposed to happen??????
Yeah probably. [It checks that same door again, Only to reveal the entire solar system] Hm... [closes the door] ...I see the problem.
[You feel watched, A presence is felt right behind you. Yet there's almost no noise... that is, until it speaks.]
...........
Hey.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
"AUGH---"
The providence jolts and quickly turns around to find-- another providence.
"o-oh hi-"
[It just stares at you. intently.] ... What's your biggest fear?
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
ACK— Are you alright?
[*Curiosity flutters over, checking over the dampened providence]
...If not that way, where do we go??
[It flutters its' wings quickly, Which makes water splatter all over the place] I forgot we entered from the door above us.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
((Continuing from here))
[*Curiosity chirps a bit at the pat on the "back", getting knocked forwards a bit and stabilizing themselves a bit too frantically]
I... Well thank you..? I mean— I guess I still have much to learn
[*They look around them, about to get motion sickness from the gravitational changes within that chamber alone]
....how do we get out of here..?
Oh yeah. Uhm. This way-
[It opens a door to the left]
[A WAVE of water pours over the providence- and they close the door quietly]
Not this way.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
Supermarket?? There's supermarkets in this layer??
[*Curiosity rolls over and not-so-gracefully flies over to you, almost crashing into you by accident]
Also I'm like 17, that's not that young right..?
........ That's. Like.
[It has a moment to realize how old it is]
... just a few millennias younger than me.
Uhm. Yeah anyways that supermarket kinda just shows up on its own idk
They. They can do that.???
[*Oh buddy]
They can just show up???
[*I think that might've broken their brain a little...]
Apparently so? idk, I've been accidentally ending up in supermarkets quite often. You would know, Being in hell was kind of your job- Though uh. I'm not sure why would heaven send down a 17 year old virtue for such a job.
[*They just stare blankly ahead]
[*Their entire concept of space has been utterly shattered]
[*Oh buddy]
Yeah uhm there's probably one like- [looks around for a moment and then points at a door that's placed above them] In that door over there.
WHHHHHAAAAATTHEHECK HUHH?????????
THAT— THEY— HUH— IT JUST— THEY CAN—
[*They shrink their wings closer to themselves in sheer confusion]
..Have you just like... Never gone in this layer? [It almost looks concerned.. Too bad it's really bad at sounding concerned]
NO?????? IS THIS— IS THIS NORMAL?!?!?
[*Buddy...]
As far as I'm aware.... it's.. pretty normal.
I don't actually know how this place works, If there's a supermarket across that door it'll definitely be a coincidence.
?????????And you just. You just don't question it. This kind of stuff happens and you just accept it.
[*Aaaaand their brain is broken]
I guess? Honestly, this is the first impression I ever got of hell.
I always imagined hell being sorta weird anyway.
Whaaaaaaa..
[*They're on the floor now, trying not to get too confused by the whole physics breaking stuff they just learned]
Yeah maybe don't lean too close to that gap-
Trust me, You don't want to have your entire gravity upside down.
[It slightly strayed further from that particular spot, with a look that definitely shows that it's talking from experience....]
THE GRAVITY CAN— maybe I should stop questioning..
[*They flutter up back to the providence, hovering and wavering a bit]
...Wait is there actually a supermarket behind that door..?
Hell if I knew-
[It hovers closer to open the door and peeks]
Well.. There's one... sometimes
Wh— what's behind that door..?
[*They flutter over and try to look through the door crack
What do you mean sometimes—
You can see for yourself- [Even though it was just trying to move back, It somehow accidentally pushes Curiosity into the door, Which probably flips the entire gravity upside down while we're at it] Oh. dammit.
WhhhhADHUAWHFUEUAFIDHSIULFEHLIW—
[*The sudden change in gravity sends Curiosity flying directly upwards as they frantically flap their wings to try and catch themselves]
WHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECK—
[Meanwhile, The providence just floats down like it's nothing. Very nonchalant, lol] Yeah, Like I said.... Sometimes a supermarket.
[*Poor Curiosity sits upside down in its halo, staring as the scenery changes around them]
WHHHHHHHHHHHH—
[*Oh they're not making out of here the same]
Welp, At least this supermarket isn't endless.
[Very casual about it]
Unless we can't get out but like, That's no big deal.
WHHHAAAADAYAMEAN "UNLESS WE CAN'T GET OUT"?????
IS THAT. IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL
[*There's a little pile of feathers accumulating beneath them as they flit their wings with increasing alarm]
We will get out just. Another way. I don't know where that would be but it just kinda happens. The way out is pretty much the same way we found this place, Just, Take a wild guess I suppose. We found what we were looking though, So we're probably fine right now.
?????? I— I mean if you say so..???
[*Curiosity takes a few wary flaps to get themselves airborne, careful not to send themselves careening off in wherever gravity decides to take them next]
...Is this a supermarket?
Yeah- [the place switches over] uhm. Okay wait for it. [A few awkward moments it switches back] Yeah now it is. Anyway, Let's hope that whatever we grab doesn't also disappear when the room changes- [It takes a look at whatever upside down shelf or fridge might be there] So what do you want?
[*They're just speechless at this point, the poor beetle's brain is just completely broken]
I.. I dunno.. Is there anything nonalcoholic?
I uh.. Can't technically drink yet
I– I think
[*Buddy]
Uhhhh [starts grabbing (somehow..) a few bottles at random, And as they toss a few to their left, They magically come back from the right, Cause fraud is frauding it] Well, Apparently most of them are just normal drinks- Yeesh, You would think hell is more messed up than this... Unless the point is to not let sinners have a good time?.... Though if that were the case it shouldn't offer drinks to begin with- [for a few moments, It just keeps rambling about hell while, Before just turning around with a few random cans] I don't know, These look fruit flavored. Though I'm mostly guessing by pictures.
[*Curiosity "breathes" a sigh of relief]
Oh finally some normalcy..
[*They listen intently, a little dizzy from all of the frauding, poor little buddy's a little frauded out]
...That's a spider
...why's there a picture of a spider on that can
[*They really want to open it, see what's inside]
Spiders it is, then. [Already handing over a brimming can of spiders.]
ABXKVSLSVQLRBSKA
[*Buddy.]
[*Buddy the can had spiders on it.]
[*Buddy you already knew what was inside]
WHY IS THAT A THING WHY IS THAT A THING AFSKAHDSGDKDBDK
Oh that's. Hm. [it just watches them, Unsure of what to do] Okay maybe I should have expected that from a hellish can with a picture of a spider.
[*They manage to navigate away from the brimming can of spiders, flapping at it warily]
I have never been more confused in my entire life— Just.... Spiders?? In a can???
Huh... I didn't know they can do that. [They look so stoic, To the point that it's unclear whether it was meant to be a joke, Or just a genuine confused statement...] Anyway, Maybe we should try one that doesn't have spiders in it.
I... Yeah. Ok. Um. That can looks like a strawberry..? Maybe that'll uh. Not have spiders?
[*They navigate around the now overflowing can of spiders, opening a second can with a "strawberry on it]
...there's. There's just a strawberry inside
... [It just takes a look at other cans, Trying to see what's inside] Oh fuck this place, Can't even have any normal drinks- [It throws whatever can it was holding, And the can just drops.. sand, Somehow] Welp. Guess we're not getting anything. You can go back to... Whatever it is that you virtues do in hell- Actually, What did virtues do again?
[*Curiosity just stares at the can, watching as the sand pours out and scatters across the ground]
I..... I don't actually know what I'm supposed to be doing here
I haven't met any other virtues around here, I don't really have a great point of reference
.....Smite husks I guess..? I don't really know how to do that either
Seriously? Didn't you just like? Get any instructions before coming here?
Honestly.. heaven tends to be so oddly specific- I would know..
No they uh
em
they kinda drop kicked me off of the side of Heaven..
[*They flit their wings very awkwardly]
...I don't really know why
Oh. So you're just? Hanging around here just like that?
I.. I guess so? I've heard I'm supposed to be "stopping the robotic rampage before they go to heaven" and "slow down the robots in hell" and uhhhh.. I forgot
[*...]
Oh. Yeah that's.... probably correct?
[It almost sounds like they don't know either...]
Say.. you didn't happen to see a... uhhh a Gabriel? I don't know, honestly I don't exactly know who that is anyway.
Uhhhhhh seraphim or archangel? I think there's two..? I don't really know though
How is this not the first time someone answers that... Whatever, Maybe you're forgiven for sucking at your job then- Or not, I don't know, I'm not gonna be the one punishing you if you don't do your job so I don't care. [It gives them a pat on the 'back', As if that's a comforting statement..]
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
Supermarket?? There's supermarkets in this layer??
[*Curiosity rolls over and not-so-gracefully flies over to you, almost crashing into you by accident]
Also I'm like 17, that's not that young right..?
........ That's. Like.
[It has a moment to realize how old it is]
... just a few millennias younger than me.
Uhm. Yeah anyways that supermarket kinda just shows up on its own idk
They. They can do that.???
[*Oh buddy]
They can just show up???
[*I think that might've broken their brain a little...]
Apparently so? idk, I've been accidentally ending up in supermarkets quite often. You would know, Being in hell was kind of your job- Though uh. I'm not sure why would heaven send down a 17 year old virtue for such a job.
[*They just stare blankly ahead]
[*Their entire concept of space has been utterly shattered]
[*Oh buddy]
Yeah uhm there's probably one like- [looks around for a moment and then points at a door that's placed above them] In that door over there.
WHHHHHAAAAATTHEHECK HUHH?????????
THAT— THEY— HUH— IT JUST— THEY CAN—
[*They shrink their wings closer to themselves in sheer confusion]
..Have you just like... Never gone in this layer? [It almost looks concerned.. Too bad it's really bad at sounding concerned]
NO?????? IS THIS— IS THIS NORMAL?!?!?
[*Buddy...]
As far as I'm aware.... it's.. pretty normal.
I don't actually know how this place works, If there's a supermarket across that door it'll definitely be a coincidence.
?????????And you just. You just don't question it. This kind of stuff happens and you just accept it.
[*Aaaaand their brain is broken]
I guess? Honestly, this is the first impression I ever got of hell.
I always imagined hell being sorta weird anyway.
Whaaaaaaa..
[*They're on the floor now, trying not to get too confused by the whole physics breaking stuff they just learned]
Yeah maybe don't lean too close to that gap-
Trust me, You don't want to have your entire gravity upside down.
[It slightly strayed further from that particular spot, with a look that definitely shows that it's talking from experience....]
THE GRAVITY CAN— maybe I should stop questioning..
[*They flutter up back to the providence, hovering and wavering a bit]
...Wait is there actually a supermarket behind that door..?
Hell if I knew-
[It hovers closer to open the door and peeks]
Well.. There's one... sometimes
Wh— what's behind that door..?
[*They flutter over and try to look through the door crack
What do you mean sometimes—
You can see for yourself- [Even though it was just trying to move back, It somehow accidentally pushes Curiosity into the door, Which probably flips the entire gravity upside down while we're at it] Oh. dammit.
WhhhhADHUAWHFUEUAFIDHSIULFEHLIW—
[*The sudden change in gravity sends Curiosity flying directly upwards as they frantically flap their wings to try and catch themselves]
WHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECK—
[Meanwhile, The providence just floats down like it's nothing. Very nonchalant, lol] Yeah, Like I said.... Sometimes a supermarket.
[*Poor Curiosity sits upside down in its halo, staring as the scenery changes around them]
WHHHHHHHHHHHH—
[*Oh they're not making out of here the same]
Welp, At least this supermarket isn't endless.
[Very casual about it]
Unless we can't get out but like, That's no big deal.
WHHHAAAADAYAMEAN "UNLESS WE CAN'T GET OUT"?????
IS THAT. IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL
[*There's a little pile of feathers accumulating beneath them as they flit their wings with increasing alarm]
We will get out just. Another way. I don't know where that would be but it just kinda happens. The way out is pretty much the same way we found this place, Just, Take a wild guess I suppose. We found what we were looking though, So we're probably fine right now.
?????? I— I mean if you say so..???
[*Curiosity takes a few wary flaps to get themselves airborne, careful not to send themselves careening off in wherever gravity decides to take them next]
...Is this a supermarket?
Yeah- [the place switches over] uhm. Okay wait for it. [A few awkward moments it switches back] Yeah now it is. Anyway, Let's hope that whatever we grab doesn't also disappear when the room changes- [It takes a look at whatever upside down shelf or fridge might be there] So what do you want?
[*They're just speechless at this point, the poor beetle's brain is just completely broken]
I.. I dunno.. Is there anything nonalcoholic?
I uh.. Can't technically drink yet
I– I think
[*Buddy]
Uhhhh [starts grabbing (somehow..) a few bottles at random, And as they toss a few to their left, They magically come back from the right, Cause fraud is frauding it] Well, Apparently most of them are just normal drinks- Yeesh, You would think hell is more messed up than this... Unless the point is to not let sinners have a good time?.... Though if that were the case it shouldn't offer drinks to begin with- [for a few moments, It just keeps rambling about hell while, Before just turning around with a few random cans] I don't know, These look fruit flavored. Though I'm mostly guessing by pictures.
[*Curiosity "breathes" a sigh of relief]
Oh finally some normalcy..
[*They listen intently, a little dizzy from all of the frauding, poor little buddy's a little frauded out]
...That's a spider
...why's there a picture of a spider on that can
[*They really want to open it, see what's inside]
Spiders it is, then. [Already handing over a brimming can of spiders.]
ABXKVSLSVQLRBSKA
[*Buddy.]
[*Buddy the can had spiders on it.]
[*Buddy you already knew what was inside]
WHY IS THAT A THING WHY IS THAT A THING AFSKAHDSGDKDBDK
Oh that's. Hm. [it just watches them, Unsure of what to do] Okay maybe I should have expected that from a hellish can with a picture of a spider.
[*They manage to navigate away from the brimming can of spiders, flapping at it warily]
I have never been more confused in my entire life— Just.... Spiders?? In a can???
Huh... I didn't know they can do that. [They look so stoic, To the point that it's unclear whether it was meant to be a joke, Or just a genuine confused statement...] Anyway, Maybe we should try one that doesn't have spiders in it.
I... Yeah. Ok. Um. That can looks like a strawberry..? Maybe that'll uh. Not have spiders?
[*They navigate around the now overflowing can of spiders, opening a second can with a "strawberry on it]
...there's. There's just a strawberry inside
... [It just takes a look at other cans, Trying to see what's inside] Oh fuck this place, Can't even have any normal drinks- [It throws whatever can it was holding, And the can just drops.. sand, Somehow] Welp. Guess we're not getting anything. You can go back to... Whatever it is that you virtues do in hell- Actually, What did virtues do again?
[*Curiosity just stares at the can, watching as the sand pours out and scatters across the ground]
I..... I don't actually know what I'm supposed to be doing here
I haven't met any other virtues around here, I don't really have a great point of reference
.....Smite husks I guess..? I don't really know how to do that either
Seriously? Didn't you just like? Get any instructions before coming here?
Honestly.. heaven tends to be so oddly specific- I would know..
No they uh
em
they kinda drop kicked me off of the side of Heaven..
[*They flit their wings very awkwardly]
...I don't really know why
Oh. So you're just? Hanging around here just like that?
I.. I guess so? I've heard I'm supposed to be "stopping the robotic rampage before they go to heaven" and "slow down the robots in hell" and uhhhh.. I forgot
[*...]
Oh. Yeah that's.... probably correct?
[It almost sounds like they don't know either...]
Say.. you didn't happen to see a... uhhh a Gabriel? I don't know, honestly I don't exactly know who that is anyway.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink.
@be-not-afraid-or-whatever
[*Curiosity rolls to a stop upon hitting a wall, as if some cruel anon just spiked them through a field goal]
I— I mean ok—! Not that I would uh.. be able to drink anyways
I. Never thought angels could be that young..
Hm.
whatever, The supermarket probably has anything. It's kind of endless anyway.
Supermarket?? There's supermarkets in this layer??
[*Curiosity rolls over and not-so-gracefully flies over to you, almost crashing into you by accident]
Also I'm like 17, that's not that young right..?
........ That's. Like.
[It has a moment to realize how old it is]
... just a few millennias younger than me.
Uhm. Yeah anyways that supermarket kinda just shows up on its own idk
They. They can do that.???
[*Oh buddy]
They can just show up???
[*I think that might've broken their brain a little...]
Apparently so? idk, I've been accidentally ending up in supermarkets quite often. You would know, Being in hell was kind of your job- Though uh. I'm not sure why would heaven send down a 17 year old virtue for such a job.
[*They just stare blankly ahead]
[*Their entire concept of space has been utterly shattered]
[*Oh buddy]
Yeah uhm there's probably one like- [looks around for a moment and then points at a door that's placed above them] In that door over there.
WHHHHHAAAAATTHEHECK HUHH?????????
THAT— THEY— HUH— IT JUST— THEY CAN—
[*They shrink their wings closer to themselves in sheer confusion]
..Have you just like... Never gone in this layer? [It almost looks concerned.. Too bad it's really bad at sounding concerned]
NO?????? IS THIS— IS THIS NORMAL?!?!?
[*Buddy...]
As far as I'm aware.... it's.. pretty normal.
I don't actually know how this place works, If there's a supermarket across that door it'll definitely be a coincidence.
?????????And you just. You just don't question it. This kind of stuff happens and you just accept it.
[*Aaaaand their brain is broken]
I guess? Honestly, this is the first impression I ever got of hell.
I always imagined hell being sorta weird anyway.
Whaaaaaaa..
[*They're on the floor now, trying not to get too confused by the whole physics breaking stuff they just learned]
Yeah maybe don't lean too close to that gap-
Trust me, You don't want to have your entire gravity upside down.
[It slightly strayed further from that particular spot, with a look that definitely shows that it's talking from experience....]
THE GRAVITY CAN— maybe I should stop questioning..
[*They flutter up back to the providence, hovering and wavering a bit]
...Wait is there actually a supermarket behind that door..?
Hell if I knew-
[It hovers closer to open the door and peeks]
Well.. There's one... sometimes
Wh— what's behind that door..?
[*They flutter over and try to look through the door crack
What do you mean sometimes—
You can see for yourself- [Even though it was just trying to move back, It somehow accidentally pushes Curiosity into the door, Which probably flips the entire gravity upside down while we're at it] Oh. dammit.
WhhhhADHUAWHFUEUAFIDHSIULFEHLIW—
[*The sudden change in gravity sends Curiosity flying directly upwards as they frantically flap their wings to try and catch themselves]
WHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECKWHATTHEHECK—
[Meanwhile, The providence just floats down like it's nothing. Very nonchalant, lol] Yeah, Like I said.... Sometimes a supermarket.
[*Poor Curiosity sits upside down in its halo, staring as the scenery changes around them]
WHHHHHHHHHHHH—
[*Oh they're not making out of here the same]
Welp, At least this supermarket isn't endless.
[Very casual about it]
Unless we can't get out but like, That's no big deal.
WHHHAAAADAYAMEAN "UNLESS WE CAN'T GET OUT"?????
IS THAT. IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL
[*There's a little pile of feathers accumulating beneath them as they flit their wings with increasing alarm]
We will get out just. Another way. I don't know where that would be but it just kinda happens. The way out is pretty much the same way we found this place, Just, Take a wild guess I suppose. We found what we were looking though, So we're probably fine right now.
?????? I— I mean if you say so..???
[*Curiosity takes a few wary flaps to get themselves airborne, careful not to send themselves careening off in wherever gravity decides to take them next]
...Is this a supermarket?
Yeah- [the place switches over] uhm. Okay wait for it. [A few awkward moments it switches back] Yeah now it is. Anyway, Let's hope that whatever we grab doesn't also disappear when the room changes- [It takes a look at whatever upside down shelf or fridge might be there] So what do you want?
[*They're just speechless at this point, the poor beetle's brain is just completely broken]
I.. I dunno.. Is there anything nonalcoholic?
I uh.. Can't technically drink yet
I– I think
[*Buddy]
Uhhhh [starts grabbing (somehow..) a few bottles at random, And as they toss a few to their left, They magically come back from the right, Cause fraud is frauding it] Well, Apparently most of them are just normal drinks- Yeesh, You would think hell is more messed up than this... Unless the point is to not let sinners have a good time?.... Though if that were the case it shouldn't offer drinks to begin with- [for a few moments, It just keeps rambling about hell while, Before just turning around with a few random cans] I don't know, These look fruit flavored. Though I'm mostly guessing by pictures.
[*Curiosity "breathes" a sigh of relief]
Oh finally some normalcy..
[*They listen intently, a little dizzy from all of the frauding, poor little buddy's a little frauded out]
...That's a spider
...why's there a picture of a spider on that can
[*They really want to open it, see what's inside]
Spiders it is, then. [Already handing over a brimming can of spiders.]
ABXKVSLSVQLRBSKA
[*Buddy.]
[*Buddy the can had spiders on it.]
[*Buddy you already knew what was inside]
WHY IS THAT A THING WHY IS THAT A THING AFSKAHDSGDKDBDK
Oh that's. Hm. [it just watches them, Unsure of what to do] Okay maybe I should have expected that from a hellish can with a picture of a spider.
[*They manage to navigate away from the brimming can of spiders, flapping at it warily]
I have never been more confused in my entire life— Just.... Spiders?? In a can???
Huh... I didn't know they can do that. [They look so stoic, To the point that it's unclear whether it was meant to be a joke, Or just a genuine confused statement...] Anyway, Maybe we should try one that doesn't have spiders in it.
I... Yeah. Ok. Um. That can looks like a strawberry..? Maybe that'll uh. Not have spiders?
[*They navigate around the now overflowing can of spiders, opening a second can with a "strawberry on it]
...there's. There's just a strawberry inside
... [It just takes a look at other cans, Trying to see what's inside] Oh fuck this place, Can't even have any normal drinks- [It throws whatever can it was holding, And the can just drops.. sand, Somehow] Welp. Guess we're not getting anything. You can go back to... Whatever it is that you virtues do in hell- Actually, What did virtues do again?
[*Curiosity just stares at the can, watching as the sand pours out and scatters across the ground]
I..... I don't actually know what I'm supposed to be doing here
I haven't met any other virtues around here, I don't really have a great point of reference
.....Smite husks I guess..? I don't really know how to do that either
Seriously? Didn't you just like? Get any instructions before coming here?
Honestly.. heaven tends to be so oddly specific- I would know..
No they uh
em
they kinda drop kicked me off of the side of Heaven..
[*They flit their wings very awkwardly]
...I don't really know why
Oh. So you're just? Hanging around here just like that?
